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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-14-2011, 11:03 AM

Does this mean I can't go, Mr. Bill? Oh well, I'm really so surprised to hear you talk about the Swedish countries like they were all different. Isn't the Norway country and Finland the same place?

And Mr. Mr.M, I'm thinking I don't know anything! How can you go 200 miles per hour when all they have are gravel dirt roads between those cute towns that don't even have any names? It's like how Long Island used to be back in the, I don't know, 1930s, before you could rent a helicopter, if you're rich! to get from the city to Montauk Ha Ha ha!
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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-14-2011, 11:07 AM

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How can you go 200 miles per hour when all they have are gravel dirt roads between those cute towns
In the south they do have nice roads. They are build by american oil companies I think. Don't they pump the oil at Norway?


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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-14-2011, 12:11 PM

I've been doing a bit of research about Norweeden and I have to admit, I'm perplexed. That country has a lot of oil, the inhabitants are not Christians, they have virtually no military and they aren't known for being too bright. Why on earth is this not the 51st state? We could have them Norgies speaking American and playing baseball before the next Olympics.


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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-14-2011, 12:15 PM

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In the south they do have nice roads. They are build by american oil companies I think. Don't they pump the oil at Norway?
Oil? Olive oil like we have here in Spain? I never known that about Noruega!

And who is pumping the Norwedges anyway?

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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-14-2011, 02:35 PM

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Does this mean I can't go, Mr. Bill?
After reading more about Norway, I've decided that you are more than welcome to go. I'd like if you could do something called "advance patrol" for us. If you can scout out the land around the area where we will be staying and reduce the number of locals/animals/bear traps that would be great.

Send us a postcard when you are done (stamped in the general vicinity of our destination) and we'll know it is safe to risk our own lives there.


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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-14-2011, 04:04 PM

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Oil? Olive oil like we have here in Spain? I never known that about Noruega!

And who is pumping the Norwedges anyway?

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Oh no Mari, he does not mean olive oil, but oil that is used to make gas!

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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-14-2011, 10:53 PM

I'm not sure the Norwegians are ready for Teabagging Mom, just a hunch.


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Default Re: Question about Norway - 04-15-2011, 02:17 AM

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After reading more about Norway, I've decided that you are more than welcome to go. I'd like if you could do something called "advance patrol" for us. If you can scout out the land around the area where we will be staying and reduce the number of locals/animals/bear traps that would be great.

Send us a postcard when you are done (stamped in the general vicinity of our destination) and we'll know it is safe to risk our own lives there.
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Now, I'll bring my Bible and new jeans. What else do you think I'll need when we're in the Norway country? Also, my little Toby can hang out with your kids, if your wife is OK with babysitting him while we service Jesus. My Toby's the cutest little scamp and is hardly ever a really huge problem.
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