[PalinHuckabee4Prez]

Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships

[Brother Temperance]

And now, in 2009, we have an uppity negro elected by militant homosexuals attempting to trample over State's Rights. Buchanan and Lincoln's tyrannical trampling over God-given property rights looks positively tame compared to Obama's determination to kill all the old people. Can we really afford another civil war, in this chilling modern world of nuclear warfare and Muslims and other such terrifying ideas? Hopefully Jesus will sort all this mess out, and quickly.

[H. Montague Worthington]

I had a feeling something wasn't quite right about Lincoln....

[Robert Hutchins]

The War of Northern Aggression was just that... Northern aggression. And as an unproud resident of New Jersey, I ca tell you the north is inhabited primarily by violent Negro bucks, Catlicks, and homers.

[Isabella Abbey]

Originally Posted by PalinHuckabee4Prez

Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships

Buchanan was astonishingly supportive of "slaveowners' rights" -- he wanted to have his cake and eat it too, condemning succession AND condemning Northern Attack; the ambivalence is what alienated him from Congress. What a mess that all was -- a simple, spoiled-children, King of the Mountain shoving contest that was far, far more about money than it was rights, slavery, or even national pride.

But, I agree with your implied analogy, Mr. Prez; homosexuality was related to the Civil War to EXACTLY the degree that Stalinist crimes were related to Atheism.

[jon straat]

Originally Posted by PalinHuckabee4Prez

Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships

.....Please tell me this is a joke.

A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

Thats.....just stupid.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

I had a feeling something wasn't quite right about Lincoln....

And everyone knows Lincoln liked to 'wrestle', thats what homers use to cover up thier filthy acts.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Morpheus, Dream King

.....Please tell me this is a joke.

A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

Thats.....just stupid.

Slavery had nothing to do with the War of Northern Agression,

Causes of the Civil War

"Reminiscences Of The Civil War", (Chapter I)
By John B. Gordon, Maj. Gen. CSA

[…]The causes of the war will be found at the foundation of our political fabric, in our complex organism, in the fundamental law, in the Constitution itself, in the conflicting constructions which it invited, and in the institution of slavery which it recognized and was intended to protect. […]there would have been no slavery if the South's protests could have availed when it was first introduced; […]When the Constitution was adopted and the Union formed, slavery existed in practically all the States;

[…] We must, therefore, look beyond the institution of slavery […] controversy arose as to the nature and powers of their free constitutional government[…]

[…] The South maintained with the depth of religious conviction that the Union formed under the Constitution was a Union of consent and not of force; that the original States were not the creatures but the creators of the Union; that these States had gained their independence, their freedom, and their sovereignty from the mother country, and had not surrendered these on entering the Union; that by the express terms of the Constitution all rights and powers not delegated were reserved to the States; and the South challenged the North to find one trace of authority in that Constitution for invading and coercing a sovereign State.

[…] To the charge of the North that secession was rebellion and treason, the South replied that the epithets of rebel and traitor did not deter her from the assertion of her independence, since these same epithets had been familiar to the ears of Washington and Hancock and Adams and Light Horse Harry Lee.

[…] The opinions of Lee and Grant, from each of whom I briefly quote, […]General Grant says: "I felt like anything rather than rejoicing at the downfall of a foe who had fought so long and valiantly, […]General Robert E. Lee […]"We had, I was satisfied, sacred principles to maintain and rights to defend for which we were in duty bound to do our best, even if we perished in the endeavor."

From this, the girly thinking of a raving queer can be seen coming through - how very disappointing to God...

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Morpheus, Dream King

.....Please tell me this is a joke.

A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

Thats.....just stupid.

I agree, sodomites are pretty stupid. Especially ones that pretend to be "Dream Kings".
And Lincoln certainly didn't think the war was about freeing the slaves:

My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union; and what I forbear, I forbear because I do not believe it would help to save the Union.

Then again, this is real-world history; maybe in the Dream Kingdom things happened differently.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Morpheus, Dream King

.....Please tell me this is a joke.

A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

Thats.....just stupid.

President Buchanan's homosexuality is widly accepted by historians along with the opinion that Buchanan would have been able to the prevent the Civil War is he wasn't so indecisive.

[jon straat]

Please, point out in what history book it says that our fifteenth president was a homosexual or that homosexuals caused the Civil War?

This isn't even about your beliefs as True Christians, this is about what happened during the civil war.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Morpheus, Dream King

Please, point out in what history book it says that our fifteenth president was a homosexual or that homosexuals caused the Civil War?

This isn't even about your beliefs as True Christians, this is about what happened during the civil war.

What history book are you using? "Real American History For Scared Little Fifth Graders"?

You know perfectly well that Homo identities were secured in the closets until the 1960's when filthy hippies and ethnic revolution threatened the American way of life. As a waring to this ingrates, they were warned that once the opened the gates of Hell, all the sordid details from the past would spill out. Things like Buchanan, John Wayne, Rock Hudson, James Dean and other celebrities.

Now you people go traipsing about the Malls or America trying to convert fine young children to your Sodomite ways. People like you make me want to puke! :belch:


The civil war was about money and Federal influence. All wars are about money. Do not be such an utter idiot.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Morpheus, Dream King

Please, point out in what history book it says that our fifteenth president was a homosexual or that homosexuals caused the Civil War?

This isn't even about your beliefs as True Christians, this is about what happened during the civil war.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_James_...lly_homosexual

Was James Buchannan a homosexual?

ANSWER Nobody knows. There were suspicions about his supposed relationship with William R King of Alabama, another bachelor, and VP in 1853, with whom Buchanan shared lodgings for a time. But no real evidence

.

As a NOT gay man I can tell you are or you are not a pipe smoker, there is no in between. It was noted; he was well very dressed and kept no female companionship and said he desired none after the death of his true love. Seems an odd combination, doesn't it?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Buchannan was well known to be "light on his feet" and "good with colors" - I think we need say no more.

[jon straat]

So he dressed well and wasn't married, and THAT makes him a homosexual?

Your logic is unsound. You're saying that since there's no proof that our 15th President wasn't a homosexual, then he must be a homosexual.


If that's the case, then I can assume that since you cannot prove to me that you ARE a True Christian, I can assume that you are an atheist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Morpheus, Dream King

So he dressed well and wasn't married, and THAT makes him a homosexual?

Your logic is unsound. You're saying that since there's no proof that our 15th President wasn't a homosexual, then he must be a homosexual.


If that's the case, then I can assume that since you cannot prove to me that you ARE a True Christian, I can assume that you are an atheist.

Idiot child! The proof is all around you - click on any thread - go to any page - you will find True Christian™ extoling the virtues of The Lord of Hosts.

If you find Buchannan's diaries and did the same, I feel sure that you will have ample proof to show that he was an aficionado of the chocolate starfish.

[John Scopes]

Originally Posted by Morpheus, Dream King

Please, point out in what history book it says that our fifteenth president was a homosexual or that homosexuals caused the Civil War?

This isn't even about your beliefs as True Christians, this is about what happened during the civil war.

It is a well documented historical, and scientific fact that Lincoln often shared a bed with another man. This was not terribly uncommon in the 19th century, and does not necessarily indicate homosexual tendencies.

He certainly passed along his genes and that is well understood. As to whether or not he exchanged DNA with other males could be a subject of conjecture.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by John Scopes

It is a well documented historical, and scientific fact that Lincoln often shared a bed with another man. This was not terribly uncommon in the 19th century, and does not necessarily indicate homosexual tendencies.

I doubt there is much science in sodomy.

[Glendora Christianson]

I think some closeted homers might have fought in the war too. General McClellan sure fought like a sissy. I couldn't help but notice that he seems to have a bit of a bosom and is it my imagination, or is he wearing a skirt?

[openmindedagnostic]

Originally Posted by PalinHuckabee4Prez

Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships

Sorry biblical logic? i fail to see the logic...or the biblical for that matter many people decide not to marry for a myriad of reasons some of them because of the faith they hold in christ