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A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-11-2012, 10:39 PM
I refuse to accept the English £10 note in shops and always rebuke the assistant if they try to hand me one. This has caused a few unfortunate incidents in the past. As you may know the note contains the image of Charles Darwin and I am ashamed to live in such a Godless country that would think this was acceptable. Can you imagine such an outrage in America?
Darwin's idea is only a 'theory' but our sick secular society still worships the man.
I have made some slight modifications and am going to forward them on to the Royal Mint for them to make the changes in the next print run. I have kept the Humming Bird because as you can see the beak is perfectly designed to reach into the flower,only a fool could think this happened by accident.
I thought first of all I would make sure the new note met with universal approval.
(By the way, isn't Jesus so much more handsome that the 'apeman'.
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-17-2012, 01:30 AM
Brother O'fagan, this is just lovely! Have you heard back from the Royal Mint yet? I'll bet they were pleasantly surprised at such a quality image, and fine, morally upstanding suggestion!
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-18-2012, 06:13 AM
Major, major improvement.
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-18-2012, 06:18 AM
Brother Jack, I think that looks fantastic. I hope you are able to talk some sense into your government and they incorporate those changes.
And you know, I never noticed it, but Darwin DOES look like an apeman. Look at that prominent brow! Maybe his insane efforts to tie mankind to the monkeys is some mental disorder brought about by that unfortunate resemblance.
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-18-2012, 06:21 AM
Oh Lord Jesus, take me now! I had no idea how far gone Englandistan was. The very implication that money, which represents value itself, could display a representation of a man who only came to Jesus on his deathbed! It is as though the lives of atheists had some value. What could be more offensive to a devoutly religious person, who wishes only to practice and believe as the Bible encourages him?
Is it mandated by law for English citizens to go ass to mouth with monkeys? Why else would they put a graven image of Charles Darwin on their currency?
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-18-2012, 10:26 AM
I haven't heard from the Royal Mint yet. I was hoping that they would just change the notes and maybe I would get the conformation email after, however I went the corner shop this morning and they say they have seen no sign of the changes.
I will chase the Royal Mint on this. Maybe they are collecting the old style notes to be burned before the new ones are released.
Evolutionists can never come up with 'transitional forms' no matter how hard they try. From the look of Darwin I think we may have found one for them,
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-18-2012, 10:45 AM
Being able to touch a likeness of Jesus every day would be such an delight compared with being forced to touch up the stupid crying face of the man-monkey, himself.
If more people would touch Jesus and let him touch them, every day, I'm sure we would soon get out of whatever mess we are in today, I expect.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-18-2012, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Laurence Niles
Being able to touch a likeness of Jesus every day would be such an delight compared with being forced to touch up the stupid crying face of the man-monkey, himself.
If more people would touch Jesus and let him touch them, every day, I'm sure we would soon get out of whatever mess we are in today, I expect.
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I though it would be interesting to see if the UK was smited by God financially in November 2000 when the note was released. The FTSE 100 chart shows us exactly what God thought of it. Yet more indisputable evidence for the existence of God and His wrath,
Romans 1:18
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
06-18-2012, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
I though it would be interesting to see if the UK was smited by God financially in November 2000 when the note was released. The FTSE 100 chart shows us exactly what God thought of it. Yet more indisputable evidence for the existence of God and His wrath,
Romans 1:18
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
YIC
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It's hard to argue with the facts and I hope this is a lesson to atheist and queers everywhere.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
08-06-2012, 07:35 PM
Do you honestly think the Royal Mint are going to take a blind bit of notice of your change? Let alone actually do anything!
They ARE NOT going to change the design of any of the currency in England because you personally don't like it!
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
08-06-2012, 08:02 PM
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Do you honestly think the Royal Mint are going to take a blind bit of notice of your change? Let alone actually do anything!
They ARE NOT going to change the design of any of the currency in England because you personally don't like it!
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
08-06-2012, 10:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomo359
Do you honestly think the Royal Mint are going to take a blind bit of notice of your change? Let alone actually do anything!
They ARE NOT going to change the design of any of the currency in England because you personally don't like it!
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Re: A Godly improvement to the English £10 note. -
08-07-2012, 12:41 AM
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Do you honestly think the Royal Mint are going to take a blind bit of notice of your change? Let alone actually do anything!
They ARE NOT going to change the design of any of the currency in England because you personally don't like it!
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The UK from the end of the Napoleonic wars to the end of WWI was the largest empire known to man. Their decline can be chronicled from the publication of Darwin's work in 1859 and its rising popularity by the end of the century. It's clear that God once blessed the British, and charged them with spreading His gospel with the King James Bible (1611) throughout their vast empire. God doesn't like being told "you didn't build that", much like people don't like Obama telling them the same thing.
The final outrage and mockery was to place Darwin's image on the British note, and Jesus responded accordingly. The best thing the UK can do right now is to put Jesus' image on their notes (just like we have "In God we Trust" on ours), and I dare say their economy will rebound once again.
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