[Sister Christina]

My dear fellow True Christians™.

I'm in serious need of some Godly advice.

Yesterday, while I was out buying groceries I suddenly passed out. When I woke up again, I found myself in the hospital.
They'd scanned my belly to see if anything had happened to the child I carry.
I wish they had not done that, because it turned out that because of that unholy deed (the scan), the child has grown an extra toe on it's left foot.

It is a punishment I will have to bear for not being awake and being there for the child. Now we all know how God feels about freaks and the ones that take care of them:

Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

I've been looking through COM's thread about how to get rid of children but I'm too far along with the pregnancy to go with the first advice.
The second advice is really good, but I need to find a way to go around the secular law with this, as both my parents are burning in the Eternal Fires of Hell. I still think this is the best option since it will be going there eventually anyway for being an abomination.

The other option, as I see it, is to cut of the toe and see if an adoption agency will be willing to take it.

Third option is to just leave it outside somewhere.

Please help me, I really do not want God's Wrath upon me again and have bodyparts grow out of me. What should I do?

YIC Christina

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Is it a son or a daughter?

[JesperBechDane]

Well I'm thinking, the Pharisees were schocked when they saw Jesus eating with sinners, which are also abominable to the Lord, so maybe that verse you mentioned is one Jesus meant to change into, 'Be kind to the abominations'. Also, I think an extra toe is a very 'little' abomination, as things go, so I think you should go through with the pregnancy, and just be extra alert to raise the child in the righteousness of the Lord.

The child needs your love. And you need to love the child. The question is not only what does it say in the Old Testament, the question is also, what would Jesus say you should do about this. It seems to me, Jesus would probably have healed this small imperfection, rather than sought to end the child's life, he did give sight to a blind man no so I'm thinking if you see a doctor, who can viewed as a simple worked in Christ's vineyard of miracles, working with what he has to work with if not divine miracles, then maybe the toe can be removed quite easily and painlessly, and your child will be as healthy and strong as any.

Just remember to give the child plenty of love along with food and clothes, and things will turn out alright. You have my guarantee. That recipe is sanctioned by Christ after all

God bless.

Jesper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by JesperBechDane

Well I'm thinking, the Pharisees were schocked when they saw Jesus eating with sinners, which are also abominable to the Lord, so maybe that verse you mentioned is one Jesus meant to change into, 'Be kind to the abominations'.

SCREEEEECH!!!!

You have GOT to be kidding. Jesus "meant to change" a verse in the Holy Bible? Really?

Originally Posted by JesperBechDane

Also, I think an extra toe is a very 'little' abomination, as things go, so I think you should go through with the pregnancy, and just be extra alert to raise the child in the righteousness of the Lord.

The child needs your love. And you need to love the child. The question is not only what does it say in the Old Testament, the question is also, what would Jesus say you should do about this. It seems to me, Jesus would probably have healed this small imperfection, rather than sought to end the child's life, he did give sight to a blind man no so I'm thinking if you see a doctor, who can viewed as a simple worked in Christ's vineyard of miracles, working with what he has to work with if not divine miracles, then maybe the toe can be removed quite easily and painlessly, and your child will be as healthy and strong as any.

Just remember to give the child plenty of love along with food and clothes, and things will turn out alright. You have my guarantee. That recipe is sanctioned by Christ after all

God bless.

Jesper

Your unsaved eskimo opinions are of no interest here. Next you'll be telling her to sacrifice the baby to Odin or one of your perverted viking false gods.

[Sister Christina]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Is it a son or a daughter?

I'm afraid I don't know. All they told me was "the six toes on one foot" part.

Originally Posted by JesperBechDane

Well I'm thinking, the Pharisees were schocked when they saw Jesus eating with sinners, which are also abominable to the Lord, so maybe that verse you mentioned is one Jesus meant to change into, 'Be kind to the abominations'. Also, I think an extra toe is a very 'little' abomination, as things go, so I think you should go through with the pregnancy, and just be extra alert to raise the child in the righteousness of the Lord.

The child needs your love. And you need to love the child. The question is not only what does it say in the Old Testament, the question is also, what would Jesus say you should do about this. It seems to me, Jesus would probably have healed this small imperfection, rather than sought to end the child's life, he did give sight to a blind man no so I'm thinking if you see a doctor, who can viewed as a simple worked in Christ's vineyard of miracles, working with what he has to work with if not divine miracles, then maybe the toe can be removed quite easily and painlessly, and your child will be as healthy and strong as any.

Just remember to give the child plenty of love along with food and clothes, and things will turn out alright. You have my guarantee. That recipe is sanctioned by Christ after all

God bless.

Jesper

An abomination is an abomination and God is not happy with that.

I live to please the Lord!

[Seth Campbell]

The second advice is really good, but I need to find a way to go around the secular law with this, as both my parents are burning in the Eternal Fires of Hell. I still think this is the best option since it will be going there eventually anyway for being an abomination.

Well I was going to ask what you did to bring this on to yourself, but if your parents are burning in hell, then it may not be your fault.

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Perhaps the best option is to throw it to the liebral nanny state and let it be raised out there. Of course then there is a chance of it returning to you at the age of 18.

What does your husband have to say about this?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Sister Christina

I'm afraid I don't know. All they told me was "the six toes on one foot" part.

Well doesn't your husband have a pocket knife?

Honestly, I just don't understand you women, always prattling on about something or or other.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well doesn't your husband have a pocket knife?

Honestly, I just don't understand you women, always prattling on about something or or other.

Pastor is that acceptable? If so I have experience doing dew claws and docking tails on dogs and can be of service to the Good Sister. It's a very clean and simple procedure especially if done within a few days of the birth.

[Felicity]

@Sister Christina Why don't you ask your husband what you have to do?

[Sister Christina]

Well, it was my husband's idea to seek your advice. He asked me to do it since he's out working late again with his best friend.

We do have a pocket knife, but even if we go down that road, wouldn't the child still be a freak, just with one toe cut off?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Sister Christina

Well, it was my husband's idea to seek your advice. He asked me to do it since he's out working late again with his best friend.

We do have a pocket knife, but even if we go down that road, wouldn't the child still be a freak, just with one toe cut off?

Tell him to keep his shoes on. The Army will still take him. Jesus needs Christian Warriors to send islamofascists to hell.

[Sister Christina]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Tell him to keep his shoes on. The Army will still take him. Jesus needs Christian Warriors to send islamofascists to hell.

They'll take girls too, if it turns out that way?

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Sister Christina

They'll take girls too, if it turns out that way?

I'm pretty sure Obama's military will take anybody -girls, gays, Kenyan spies, you name it.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Sister Christina]

Originally Posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins

I'm pretty sure Obama's military will take anybody -girls, gays, Kenyan spies, you name it.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

But wouldn't this mean that my family would be cursed until the child is old enough for the military to take it?

I would be forced to live in sin.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

At least it's not some damned hare lip. Satan will be serving this little boy well done.

[Sister Christina]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

At least it's not some damned hare lip. Satan will be serving this little boy well done.

Even though a sixth toe isn't as visible as a hare lip, it doesn't make it any better. God doesn't have to see it to know it.

Acts 15:18 Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.

[Lisa H]

Sister Christina that is most truly horrible news. I will be praying for you that the demon will cast out of you. Do not let this demon child make you lose faith in the Lord.

James 4:7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Ephesians 6:10-18
10 Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

[Sister Christina]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

Sister Christina that is most truly horrible news. I will be praying for you that the demon will cast out of you. Do not let this demon child make you lose faith in the Lord.

Thank you, Sister Lisa. It's nice to know I can find comfort and support in my True Christian™ sisters.
I will be praying that your prayers for me will help.

YIC
Christina

[Seth Campbell]

I was just thinking,

The child isn't born yet, so couldn't the extra toe be absorbed? Perhaps we should add this to the prayer list.

[JesperBechDane]

Babies become depressed and cry a lot when there is hate around them. Babies with loving and simple parents smile and are happy. That's the truest sign of succes, in this life. AFTER following every commandment in the bible to a tee!! I don't know em all so I feel a bit a hypocrite just saying it...

I'm with Seth. I'm sure Jesus would want to see the child born so He could heal it for the glory of God, as he did the blind man. Jesus didn't condemn sinners nor the sick, He forgave sinners but DID admonish them, and healed the sick, He even said that sometimes disease isn't a sign of sin, that neither the blind man nor his parents had sinned. We should keep our hearts open and minds at the ready for the most positive interpretation I think, when it doesn't conflict with the character of the Lord, which is purity and only what is good lol! Maybe your child is a sign that the second coming is at hand, at Jesus will heal him first, before all the True Christians are taken up in the rapture, you and your child include? Maybe it's a good sign. A silver lining to every cloud, so says every wise mother lol

I can understand you are schocked but didn't Jesus say that those who love a lot are forgiven a lot? Maybe if you love this child God will mysteriously help you move to Landover, maybe even do so miraculously over night, set you up in a nice house and heal your child of it's extra little toe

Last I would be vary that maybe it is the use of chemicals and stuff that has caused the birth defect, like stuff in shampoo and stuff, the things they use aren't healthy, or maybe some sort of poison, anyway my point is it might be our own fault that children are turning out to be sick in the womb. I think we should not just PRAY for healthy children we should also DO what we can to ensure they are healthy

If the kid survives you Christina he can survive anything lol

Take care Christina, I see good in all and so should you.

Jesper