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What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 07:32 PM
Recently my 20 year old sister confided in me that not only is she NOT a virgin, she has had sexual relations with SEVEN different men. Unfortunately our father and uncles are all atheists and false Christians so the responsibility of punishing her falls upon me. How should I punish her? Shall I stone the whore or simply beat her?
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1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 07:39 PM
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...Unfortunately our father and uncles are all atheists and false Christians so the responsibility of punishing her falls upon me...
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How so?
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 07:43 PM
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How so?
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Proverbs 23:13-14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by YoungWhiteChristian
Proverbs 23:13-14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?
Chapter and verse, please.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 08:25 PM
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Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?
Chapter and verse, please.
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Reverend, my father is unfortunately an atheist. That is why I came here for advice. My sincerest apologies if I have stepped out of place.
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Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?
Chapter and verse, please.
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Reverend, my father is unfortunately an atheist...
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That's not from the Bible.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 08:45 PM
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Reverend, my father is unfortunately an atheist. That is why I came here for advice. My sincerest apologies if I have stepped out of place.
YiC,
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Friend;
You have come to the right place.
Please send a video of your sister (enveloped in her sins) to the Pastors at LBC. We will make copies and send them to our elders. A fully detailed report will be sent to you within 4 weeks. The cost will be $100 US.
It may also be available at your local back door video shop at a cost of approx. $150 US if you need it sooner. Again, a fully printed report will accompany it.
If you wish, and you feel the need to be urgent, please send an extra $20 US with your sister's phone number and we will try to arrange a personal meeting with a promised 30 or more Pastors with a full in depth and personal (pastor by pastor) report. God bless you friend. Christ is with you.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 08:50 PM
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Friend;
You have come to the right place.
Please send a video of your sister (enveloped in her sins) to the Pastors at LBC. We will make copies and send them to our elders. A fully detailed report will be sent to you within 4 weeks. The cost will be $100 US.
It may also be available at your local back door video shop at a cost of approx. $150 US if you need it sooner. Again, a fully printed report will accompany it.
If you wish, and you feel the need to be urgent, please send an extra $20 US with your sister's phone number and we will try to arrange a personal meeting with a promised 30 or more Pastors with a full in depth and personal (pastor by pastor) report. God bless you friend. Christ is with you.
YIC
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Thank you for the help friend.
YiC,
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Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 08:58 PM
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Thank you for the help friend.
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Bless you friend. Not everybody has the insight that you possess.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 09:03 PM
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Bless you friend. Not everybody has the insight that you possess.
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Thank you. May the Lord bless you as well. I will include an extra $200 as a tithe along with the video and $100 fee.
Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-15-2012, 09:18 PM
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Thank you. May the Lord bless you as well. I will include an extra $200 as a tithe along with the video and $100 fee.
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Coolness. Christ has his camel hide wallet out.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-16-2012, 04:40 AM
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That's not from the Bible.
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Be gone heathen!!!
Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-16-2012, 04:42 AM
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Coolness. Christ has his camel hide wallet out.
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Video and money orders have been dropped in the mail box. May God see to it that they make it to Freehold safely.
Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-16-2012, 05:01 PM
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Be gone heathen!!!
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Make me.
In the meantime:
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Where does the Bible say that a brother has the right to usurp the authority of a father?
Chapter and verse, please.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-16-2012, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Make me.
In the meantime:
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Nowhere in the Bible does it say that. That is why I came here for advice and counsel from my Christian elders.
Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-16-2012, 06:19 PM
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That is why I came here for advice and counsel from my Christian elders.
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Now, this is an example of what I don't understand about non-True Christians™.
Any possible question that you could ever ask can be answered by:
Read the Bible(KJV1611).
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-16-2012, 06:41 PM
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Make me.
In the meantime: Chapter and verse, please
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Where does it say you can't when your father is a Christ Hater? The Bible says he should be stoned to death.
Message to OP: We could rape her.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-16-2012, 08:08 PM
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We could rape her.
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You mean as a virginity diagnostic test? Or to rub her nose in her filthy sins? There are many Biblical rationales for rape, especially when our Christian nation is in the midst of a civil war with idolaters and witches and anal rapists.
Since she hasn't borne any children, I would imagine she is either being anally penetrated, or using "protection". In either case, she is having unnatural sex. May the Lord smite her to Hell before she seduces more men into acts of sodomy!
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-17-2012, 01:22 AM
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You mean as a virginity diagnostic test? Or to rub her nose in her filthy sins? There are many Biblical rationales for rape, especially when our Christian nation is in the midst of a civil war with idolaters and witches and anal rapists.
Since she hasn't borne any children, I would imagine she is either being anally penetrated, or using "protection". In either case, she is having unnatural sex. May the Lord smite her to Hell before she seduces more men into acts of sodomy!
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Amen!!!! Thank you all for the advice and help friends. It is much appreciated. Praise Jesus!!!!!!!
Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What should I do about my heathen sister??? -
08-17-2012, 01:41 AM
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Now, this is an example of what I don't understand about non-True Christians™.
Any possible question that you could ever ask can be answered by:
Read the Bible(KJV1611).
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You are correct sir. I need to spend a lot more time reading The Word. Thank Jesus for sending me to this website so that I could see how truly wrong I am. Lord please forgive me of my sins and fill me with the Holy Spirit. From now on I will only read from the King James 1611 Bible and follow Your Word and your Laws to a t. Amen. Praise Jesus!!!!!!!
Psalm 107
1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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