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05-12-2009, 08:13 PM
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You are stuck in your mortal thinking, you mistake the creation in heaven with the creation on earth, you can not use the same reasoning, they are a gift from our Creator to give us joy in the after life.
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The only joy in the afterlife I will need is praising my creator forever. You can keep your beer soaked meat puppets of your false spaghetti god pasta botherer. I have Jesus and this the only reason I live! GLORY!
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05-12-2009, 08:25 PM
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I have Jesus and this the only reason I live! GLORY!
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Amen to that, Brother! If that's not ultimate freedom, I don't know what is!
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05-12-2009, 08:39 PM
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God would never create some creature for the soul purpose of worshiping Him. That is why we praise God every day and turn our lives over to Him.
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This coming from the follower of a mythical being that tells you to kill women and children and to keep the virgins for yourself
[Numbers 31:17-18] “Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man”
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[Judges 21:10-12] “So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.”
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05-12-2009, 08:44 PM
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This coming from the follower of a mythical being that tells you to kill women and children and to keep the virgins for yourself
[Numbers 31:17-18] “Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man”
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[Judges 21:10-12] “So the assembly sent twelve thousand fighting men with instructions to go to Jabesh Gilead and put to the sword those living there, including the women and children. “This is what you are to do,” they said. “Kill every male and every woman who is not a virgin.” They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to the camp at Shiloh in Canaan.”
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Now you're just being silly.
How could God give such clear instructions for the genocide of the heathens, if He were mythical?
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05-12-2009, 08:46 PM
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This coming from the follower of a mythical being that tells you to kill women and children and to keep the virgins for yourself
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They're women. God created them to bear childern and wash our clothes. What is your point?
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05-12-2009, 08:57 PM
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Now you're just being silly.
How could God give such clear instructions for the genocide of the heathens, if He were mythical?
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So he is either mythical or a mass murderer
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05-12-2009, 09:01 PM
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They're women. God created them to bear childern and wash our clothes. What is your point?
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So the mass murdering does not bother you, but some good company in the after life does
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05-12-2009, 09:25 PM
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Even if some strippers are male, you are still objectifying them and oppressing them, forcing them to be whores for the pleasure of your adherents.
Disgusting. No Christian would ever use other people for his or her own pleasure, only for the glory of God!
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(Deuteronomy 20:10-14)
As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
This is how your religion tells you to treat other human beings, and you criticize mine for the creation of heavenly strippers!
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05-12-2009, 09:27 PM
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So the mass murdering does not bother you, but some good company in the after life does
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It is not murder when God tells you to do it.
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05-12-2009, 09:44 PM
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(Deuteronomy 20:10-14)
As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you.
This is how your religion tells you to treat other human beings, and you criticize mine for the creation of heavenly strippers!
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We here ae blessed by many gifts from God - even you heathens have a few. Yet here I see the Words of The Lord of Hosts " When the LORD your God hands it over to you," and "You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you."
I am disturbed that you would not wish to accept a Gift from God.
Don't bother telling me your birthday, I am not going to send a present only to have it sneered at and rejected!
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05-12-2009, 09:55 PM
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We here ae blessed by many gifts from God - even you heathens have a few. Yet here I see the Words of The Lord of Hosts " When the LORD your God hands it over to you," and "You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you."
I am disturbed that you would not wish to accept a Gift from God.
Don't bother telling me your birthday, I am not going to send a present only to have it sneered at and rejected!
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But your mythical god tells you to kill to get your gift, but also says "Thou shalt not kill" who ever wrote down your myth has a few consistency issues.
The True God, The Great Noodle himself does not ask us to kill and rewards us with the gifts of Stripper factories and Beer Volcanoes
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05-12-2009, 10:07 PM
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But your mythical god tells you to kill to get your gift, but also says "Thou shalt not kill" who ever wrote down your myth has a few consistency issues.
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Not at all, not at all. There are 4 very sound theological reasons, Ahem,
1. The word in the commandment is also translatable as "murder" or obviously we'd all be vegetarians, wearing rope shoes, reading the Joo York Times and suffering from hugging trees and swimming with dolphins and the meatballs of your weird god would be made of tofu or some such.
2. The Lord is The Creator. How many times have you got halfway through a job and thought, "No, I'll consign this to the garbage and start again."? You were the Creator and can do this.
3. Imagine you have a dog, it gets rabies - you kill it. These heathens, these enemies of God are the same - He gave them everything (just as you did the dog) and yet they will not obey him and want to harm his other creations.
4. God does not soil His Hands too often and gives chosen men a chance to play God - this is His, "in House Training Program"
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Yet he himself has a high meat content?
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05-12-2009, 10:15 PM
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Yet he himself has a high meat content?
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As his creation we can not KNOW what his "Meat Balls" actually consist of, it can not be meat as he created meat, so many of his followers use meat to make their balls but others use different food stuffs to make a representation of his Magnificent Balls.
My wife's balls are delicious and meat free and she makes them in honour of the one true god.......in his image
Unlike those pissy wafers........which are meant to be the body of christ.
"Take this bread, all of you and eat it. It is the body of christ."
(But you and I know it is just a low-cost anaemic version of 'bread' )
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05-13-2009, 12:23 AM
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As his creation we can not KNOW what his "Meat Balls" actually consist of, it can not be meat as he created meat, so many of his followers use meat to make their balls but others use different food stuffs to make a representation of his Magnificent Balls.
My wife's balls are delicious and meat free and she makes them in honour of the one true god.......in his image
Unlike those pissy wafers........which are meant to be the body of christ.
"Take this bread, all of you and eat it. It is the body of christ."
(But you and I know it is just a low-cost anaemic version of 'bread' )
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Please stop confusing TRUE CHRISTIANS™ with those disgusting boy-buggering catlicks!
We pray to the ONE TRUE GOD who had His only Begotten Son temporarily murdered in a gruesome and horrible way to show us His love!
Why would ANY SANE PERSON deny JESUS in order to worship a pile of partially-defrosted aerial monkey nuts in Alfredo sauce?
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05-13-2009, 12:45 AM
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So he is either mythical or a mass murderer
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God can't murder. Murdering means killing outside the Law. God created the Law; therefore, He executes those who disobey it.
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05-13-2009, 12:51 AM
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God can't murder. Murdering means killing outside the Law. God created the Law; therefore, He executes those who disobey it.
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So you are cool with the idea of killing women and children, taking the remaining virgins against their will but you have a problem with God creating willing strippers
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05-13-2009, 01:01 AM
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So you are cool with the idea of killing women and children, taking the remaining virgins against their will but you have a problem with God creating willing strippers
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Yes, one is a Godly Commandment to rid the earth of sinners and heathens and to be victorious and reap both earthly and heavenly rewards in a war, ordained as Just, by The Lord of Hosts.
The other is an open invitation to ogle the flesh of harlots, wallow in iniquitous lust of uncovered nakedness, unseemly behavior and general wanton lewdness. Surely you can see that?
Now, which do you think your 10 year old son would prefer?
PS the Godly answer is the first choice - I'm trying to help you here
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We pray to the ONE TRUE GOD who had His only Begotten Son temporarily murdered is a gruesome and horrible way to show us His love!
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Murdered? According to your book he committed suicide because his dad told him to.
John 10:17-18 reads: "For this reason the Father loves Me, because I lay down My life so that I may take it again. No one has taken it away from Me, but I lay it down on My own initiative. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. This commandment I received from My Father."
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05-13-2009, 01:05 AM
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Yes, one is a Godly Commandment to rid the earth of sinners and heathens and to be victorious and reap both earthly and heavenly rewards in a war, ordained as Just, by The Lord of Hosts.
The other is an open invitation to ogle the flesh of harlots, wallow in iniquitous lust of uncovered nakedness, unseemly behavior and general wanton lewdness. Surely you can see that?
Now, which do you think your 10 year old son would prefer?
PS the Godly answer is the first choice - I'm trying to help you here
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Some how I do not think my son would like to see his mother put to death and his sister raped just because they did not have the right book on the shelf
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05-13-2009, 01:24 AM
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Murdered? According to your book he committed suicide because his dad told him to.
John 10:17-18 reads: "For this reason the Father loves Me, because I lay down My life so that I may take it again. No one has taken it away from Me, but I lay it down on My own initiative. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. This commandment I received from My Father."
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Don't be ridiculous! JESUS didn't nail Himself up, the JOOS arranged it. That's why GOD hates them.
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