[lukasekman]

The lazy Greeks have screwed up their economy by allowing dept to reach 170 percent of GNP, because they retire as early as 52 in average.
The European economy, which is mostly controlled by French cheese eating surrender monkeys, is just as vulnerable as an anorexic in a wrestling match. While the Euros have themselves to blame for their socialist subsidize-ridden economy, a major risk is that ignorant left-wing people claim that it is a market failure. With the Occupy Wall Street threat, we face global left-wing escalation as seen in 1968, where several countries fell prey to socialism, and banned corporal punishment.

Fortunately, the super volcano Thera is lurking beneath Greece. The ancient eruption of Thera is hands down the most powerful volcano eruption in the entire history of 6000 years. It was several times more powerful than the deadly eruptions of Laki and Krakatoa combined!

If Thera erupted today, the resulting tsunami would flood all coastal regions in the Mediterranean, and destroy nearly all homes in Crete and mainland Greece. Ashfall and toxic gas from the volcano would kill everyone not in shelter. Basically, the Greek problem would be solved by devoiding the country of life.

Another good thing with Thera is the massive ash-cloud, which would darken the Euro sky for years. Global temperatures would drop, and the environmental hippies would shut up about global warming. Instead, WWF would beg us to drive our Godly SUVs more to combat global cooling.

[HallelujahHallelujah]

The french work 35 hours a week with 2 months of vacation haven't you heard? And they want to reduce that to 32 hours and increase the vacation time to 3 months. Let's just cut to the chase: work is just not part of the equation.

[lukasekman]

If we subtract working time lost due to excessive bureaucracy/corruption like managing farming subsidizes, they work 20 hour weeks at best. Remove one more hour for women, who do their vaginal showers (la douche) every now and then.

But after the eruption, they will really need to work hard to rebuild everything damaged from blast and volcanic ash. So there will be no time for bureaucracy and building up depts.