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Default Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 07:37 AM
The bible, which you guys clearly quote as often as possible, states that Jesus was in fact a Jew.

Assuming this fact is true(and all of the Bible is true!) didn't Jesus get what he deserved?
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 07:46 AM
Naaa...he got what he deserved because he was on trial for high treason from the Roman empire.
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 09:49 AM
Jesus was persecuted for his beliefs.
Just like you people do to us today.


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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 10:15 AM
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Jesus was persecuted for his beliefs.
Just like you people do to us today.
Says the executioner to the condemned...
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 12:45 PM
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Says the executioner to the condemned...
At last we seem to be getting through that thick yiddish skull of yours. You ARE condemned to eternal damnation in a lake of fire, because you are a Christ-killing joo.

Unfortunately for you, you are banned for all eternity from God's favorite forum for telling lies (What is it about you hebes? You rats tell lies like I change socks.)

Enjoy hell, Moishe.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 12:55 PM
It was hip to be a Jew in 2000 b.c., we can't fault him for that. Jews only become the scourge of the earth after they decided to kill the son of God.
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 03:16 PM
It is a well known fact of Creation Science that all Jews bear the blood libel for having killed Jesus. They all mensturate constantly, even the males, and are thus required to drink the blood of True Christian babies in order to survive.

Does Jesus fit this description in any way? NO! Because he WASN'T A JEW! Now quit sinning and start winning! Even if you are a filthy Jew, you can still be saved! God hates you and has banned you from his Holy Forums, but Jesus is willing to forgive you if you start tithing now!
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 04:00 PM
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You rats tell lies like I change socks.)
There you go with the name calling again! You must pleasure yourself into a lot of socks.
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-16-2007, 04:48 PM
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The bible, which you guys clearly quote as often as possible, states that Jesus was in fact a Jew.

Assuming this fact is true(and all of the Bible is true!) didn't Jesus get what he deserved?
No, it doesn't.
(And if you think I'm wrong then why don't you show me the verse that says Jesus is a jew?)

The Bible says JESUS IS GOD.
And God isn't a jew, God is God, the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end..
The creator of all, and He who will destroy all.

And He will not be mocked. Enjoy hell.

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Smile Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-23-2007, 09:37 AM
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Now, I dont want to say anything that offends any observant Christians, but wasn't Prophet Jesus (piss be upon him), born from a Jewish Mother, Mary? Just seeking the Christian opinion on this matter, well your opinion really. Thanks

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-23-2007, 11:19 AM
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Now, I dont want to say anything that offends any observant Christians, but wasn't Prophet Jesus (piss be upon him), born from a Jewish Mother, Mary? Just seeking the Christian opinion on this matter, well your opinion really. Thanks

Peace Be With You
Your very existence offends us, along with Jesus who is soon coming to wipe you from the face of the earth.

If you had bothered to read the entirety of this thread, you would know that Mary was nothing more than a Godly female who was lucky enough to be chosen by God to bake his only begotten son in. Only those ring-kissing catlickers worship her (falsely) as a God.

Now I have a question for you: How many innocent American soldiers have you murdered?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 11-29-2007, 11:56 AM
I am confused. Was he jewish, or wasn't here? Is this a different passage from a completely different bible?
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I am confused. Was he jewish, or wasn't here? Is this a different passage from a completely different bible?
Friend, there is but one TRUE Bible, and that is the KJV1611 Authorized Version. It was delivered to us IN ENGLISH, praise Jesus, and is the literal Word of God.

Nowhere in its pages will you find the phrase "Jesus was a joo". His father is God, who is clearly not a yid. You can look it up.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 05:08 PM
English is not the true language of God.
English is invented by humans.
God has his own language, that humans do not
possess the wisdom to percieve.


Now I have a question for you: How many innocent children have you murdered?

For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Now I have a question for you: How many innocent children have you murdered?
Define innocent.

Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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English is not the true language of God.
English is invented by humans.
God has his own language, that humans do not
possess the wisdom to percieve.
You may be on to something there.. in part atleast.
However, why would God write the Bible in a language nobody could understand?
Not very smart, are you?

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Now I have a question for you: How many innocent children have you murdered?
Back when I was unsaved:
I actually murdered unborn children by using a condom and engaging in the M'ing sin.
Though innocent? Probably not.

Now what about you?
Jesus hates that fag sex you engage in, not only because it's gay, but because you also murder the unborn while at it.

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 05:15 PM
1: I am not gay. Infact, I'm a virgin.
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However, why would God write the Bible in a language nobody could understand?
Not very smart, are you?
Uhhhh.... that was like, the whole point? God didn't write the
Bible in his language because we wouldn't understand it.
So, he went with what was the most popular language at the
time: latin. Many translations afterwards, some important
Bits have been lost.

For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 05:20 PM
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1: I am not gay. Infact, I'm a virgin.
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You can still be gay even if you're a virgin.. That should go without saying.
BTW How old are you?

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Uhhhh.... that was like, the whole point? God didn't write the
Bible in his language because we wouldn't understand it.
So, he went with what was the most popular language at the
time: latin. Many translations afterwards, some important
Bits have been lost.
God NEVER wrote the Bible in latin. He wrote it in greek and aramaic:
The only ones who've ever wrote (false) Bibles in latin is the papists.
No bits have been lost, and your belief they've been blaspheme God as He has promised His words will never pass away:
You call God a liar?

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Everyone spoke English before the Tower of Babel.

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 06:51 PM
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You can still be gay even if you're a virgin.. That should go without saying.
BTW How old are you?
I am not gay. Why do you persue the fact that for some
reason I must be gay? Sheesh.
And I am NOT telling you how old I am, you filthy stalker.

For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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