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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 07:00 PM
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I am not gay. Why do you persue the fact that for some
reason I must be gay? Sheesh.
Cause you act it.
And the FACT that you're gay? So you admit it?
Still in the closet eh? Well, that would explain why you're a virgin I suppose.

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I ask because this is a board for ADULTS. That is, you know - 18 and over.
And your behaviour leaves me wondering as to if you should really be here.

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 07:04 PM
Lol, look at my birth date - you might learn something.
And for the last time, I am NOT homosexual.
What do you have against gays anyways?

For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 07:33 PM
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Lol, look at my birth date - you might learn something.
Can't, cause I'm a Mod and not an Admin.
So if you've put one in, they'll know, I won't.

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And for the last time, I am NOT homosexual.
What do you have against gays anyways?
I simply follow the teachings of the Bible.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

That's pretty straightforward, wouldn't you say?

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-03-2007, 07:36 PM
And why, exactly, do you follow the teachings of the Bible?
Because someone told you it's the only true belief?
Who did? Nobody can prove it...

For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 12:50 AM
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And why, exactly, do you follow the teachings of the Bible?
Because we don't want God to send us to Hell for all eternity. Pretty simple really.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 09:28 AM
Hitler and Mel Gibson say otherwise; and if the road warrior and the Führer say something you know it's true.
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 09:45 AM
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Because we don't want God to send us to Hell for all eternity. Pretty simple really.
wow. thats exactly what i mean by blind faith. you believe in this crap because youre scared of going to a bad place when you die. ignorant.

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 10:17 AM
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Because we don't want God to send us to Hell for all eternity. Pretty simple really.
wow...you just pretty much said the only reason you believe in the bible is because you dont want to burn in hell, yet you say you dont follow your religion blindly. just because you read the bible and memorize spooky sounding verses that preach damnation doesnt mean its gonna happen.

once again, you prove our points for us.
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 01:55 PM
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wow...you just pretty much said the only reason you believe in the bible is because you dont want to burn in hell, yet you say you dont follow your religion blindly. just because you read the bible and memorize spooky sounding verses that preach damnation doesnt mean its gonna happen.

once again, you prove our points for us.
And what point might that be? That by refusing to see THE TRUTH you might escape the rightful wrath of OUR LORD?

We must obey the ONE TRUE BIBLE if we wish a chance of not burning eternally in hell.

Well, in your case it seems you’re eager to be sodomized by satan’s imps as the flames lash at your heathen soul. Fear not you are very close to attaining your goal..

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU (thou I wonder why HE should, but it is not for me to know HIS wishes, just to accept each and every one as it should be)

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 02:18 PM
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wow...you just pretty much said the only reason you believe in the bible is because you dont want to burn in hell, yet you say you dont follow your religion blindly. just because you read the bible and memorize spooky sounding verses that preach damnation doesnt mean its gonna happen.

once again, you prove our points for us.
Friend, I'm not blind at all, I just think that the evidence all around us chimes with the Truth of the Bible too well for it to be coincidence. For instance, in Genesis it explains how God created the world, and when we look around us the world exists, just as the Bible says God created it. How do you explain God's Creation without God?

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 03:32 PM
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And why, exactly, do you follow the teachings of the Bible?
Because it is the truth, and the only way to Heaven:
To spend eternity with the Lord God, praising Him day and night.
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Because someone told you it's the only true belief?
No, because it IS the truth.

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just because you read the bible and memorize spooky sounding verses that preach damnation doesnt mean its gonna happen.
And just because you say it isn't going to happen, doesn't mean it won't happen anyways.

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once again, you prove our points for us.
Is your point that you are unbeliveably stupid?
If so.. well, yes.

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 05:11 PM
If you're so keen on disproving me,
then I'll publically admit that I'm an idiot.
My religion says that I'm an idiot. My religion
is therefore right because you people, who
know 'the only true truth', say I'm an
idiot, thus agreeing with my religion.
Let's see how you deal with this one..

For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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I'll publically admit that I'm an idiot.
My religion says that I'm an idiot.
Let's see how you deal with this one..
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 05:18 PM
You just said my religion is correct.
Not mentioning the other part of the post
is not equal to denying it's existance. Thus,
your post refers to the entire post.

So, Thanks!

For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-04-2007, 05:27 PM
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You just said my religion is correct.
Not mentioning the other part of the post
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your post refers to the entire post.

So, Thanks!

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Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
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If you're so keen on disproving me, then I'll publically admit that I'm an idiot. My religion says that I'm an idiot. My religion is therefore right because you people, who know 'the only true truth', say I'm an idiot, thus agreeing with my religion.
Let's see how you deal with this one..
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You just said my religion is correct. Not mentioning the other part of the post is not equal to denying it's existance. Thus, your post refers to the entire post.

So, Thanks!
Stop playing with semantics. The Muslims think you're going to Hell, and they're right about that one. The Catholics think that women are inferior, and they're right about that one. It's possible for a set of ideas to be right in some places and wrong in others. You're still an idiot, though. How old are you?

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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-06-2007, 02:26 AM
jesus was indeed a jew, born from a jew mother, mary

and to the one who said "didnt he get what he deserved?"

what did he deserve, unworthy racist?

such a waste of human flesh
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-06-2007, 02:41 AM
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jesus was indeed a jew, born from a jew mother, mary

and to the one who said "didnt he get what he deserved?"

what did he deserve, unworthy racist?

such a waste of human flesh
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BTW What is your' problem that you can get Jesus is still alive?


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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-06-2007, 02:48 AM
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Heritage is by the father. Jesus' father is God.

BTW What is your' problem that you can get Jesus is still alive?
oh well, i just thought you people believed he was crucified and killed, but no, of course he's alive, been around for quite a few years. the other day i met him and all! he said he was a friend of my grandpa. he's now living in costa rica, by the way, he says there is too much war in israel.

no, his father actually is Joe, the average Joe

and even if it was god, god has no religion, he's greedy, only believes in himself and the aristocracy (saints), he never believed in men, thus in religion.
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Default Re: Jesus Is A Jew - 12-07-2007, 07:54 AM
I do remember a story, rather a funny one told by my non-conformist Jewish friend -
a rabbi and a priest were talking about promotions

the priest says, "if I work harder I could become a parish priest"

the rabbi says, "and what about after that?"

the priest says, "well I could become a bishop"

"and after that?"

"I could become a cardinal I guess"

"and after that?"

"If I really tried I could become the pope"

"and what about after that?"

the Priest exclaims, "what more can I be? god himself?!"

the Rabbi calmly says, "well one of us made it"
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