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Default I am considering opening a University in Landover. - 03-12-2017, 04:33 PM

Hey all. Bubba Buck here. I apologize for my long absence. I was kidnapped by Canadians for a while but I am back. Anywho, I am sad to have learned that while I was away, my pigs had starved during the winter. On the bright side, we have an early harvest of bacon for all to feast on at the net potluck!

I was considering teaching people how to raise pigs correctly when I realized that a University teaching the TRUTH rather than these false universities you hear about on the fake news all the time. There could be classes that teach KJV scripture, Home Economics for women, classes on how to be an obedient and faithful wife, and even a class to teach people how much to correctly tithe the Landover Baptist Church. Being that this would be private institution, we would be allowed to use some of the more rigorous teaching methods. This includes the use of belts and whips. Why, when I used to be gay, nothing got the sin out of me like a good whupping in the butt. So much so that I found myself begging for more whuppings just to ensure the gay was away!

Proverbs 1:5 A wise [man] will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:
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Default Re: I am considering opening a University in Landover. - 03-12-2017, 04:54 PM

It is always nice when anyone considers anything - it shows how out thoughts can be directed by Jesus. However, when we consider inventing a shepherd's crook, we should consider (and here Jesus agrees with me) whether the shepherd's crook has already been considered. (1Sa:17:40: And he took his staff in his hand, and chose him five smooth stones out of the brook, and put them in a shepherd's bag which he had, even in a scrip; and his sling was in his hand: and he drew near to the Philistine.)

As it happens, Landover has a university (Clicky).

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Home Economics for women, classes on how to be an obedient and faithful wife,
A "University" with young ladies would not be a good idea. Females are not good at intense thought, and they become quite irrational and hysterical when their thought processes reach their end - which is usually quite soon.

And, dear me, who would teach them? Other women?

And what of the effect upon young Christian men? Can a man study the Gospels and have constantly to be attending to the woes of women?

Perhaps an "academy" or "finishing school" for women might be more appropriate? Somewhere at a distance.





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Default Re: I am considering opening a University in Landover. - 03-12-2017, 10:40 PM

Perhaps. It would appear we're onto something brother. What worries me the most is that women across the nation are using pads and virginity-stealing tampons to deal with their periods instead of a menstrahut. Women need to have it reinforced that the so called "pains" of menstruation and child birth are a thing to be praised by the lord. It is something that shouldn't be masked or avoided. That's why I find it important to whip women at a young age so they get a feel for the glorious pain the great lord inflicts upon them so that they may be better prepared for when the time comes. Unprepared women turn to sin (drugs) when they are unprepared for the pains when the time comes. It sickens me.

What's worse is that there new people coming to the doorstep at Landover asking to join when they don't even know how much to tithe! The worst is when they don't even know what tithing means!
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