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Default “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-06-2008, 10:44 AM

Friends, The questions on everyone’s lips today are, “Why do so-called scientists bother to get out of bed in the morning?” and “Global Warming: Is it rubbish or what?”
The first thing to say is that CO2 is cast as the devil in the equation. But what do we know of the origins of this ubiquitous substance? Being True Christians, you probably know it better as “Dephlogistonated air” but let’s humor the scientists for the moment.

SCIENTIFIC FACTS?
So-called scientists say that the consumption of terrestrial vegetation by animals and by microbes (i.e. rotting) emits about 220 gigatonnes of CO2 every year, while respiration by vegetation emits another 220 Gt. Similarly, the oceans release about 330 Gt of CO2 per year.

Our studies show that globally, volcanoes on land and under the sea release a total of about 200 million tonnes of CO2 annually.

All this gets absorbed by the seas and the trees or else, in the 6,000years man has been around, the heavens would have been all CO2

So-called scientists estimate that human created emissions of CO2 are about 26.4 Gt per year, up from 23.5 Gt in the 1990s.

About 40% of the extra CO2 entering the atmosphere due to human activity is being absorbed by natural carbon sinks, mostly by the seas and trees.

So we get:
Animals and plants = ~220,000,000,000 Tons
The sea = ~330,000,000,000Tons
Volcanoes = ~200,000,000 Tons
Total = ~550,200,000,000Tons
Human activity = ~26,000,000,000Tons. 40% of this = ~10,400,000,000T not absorbed.

So we now divide 10,400,000,000 by 550,200,000,000 = 104 by 5,502 = 1.89% as the human contribution.

Less than 2%! Since when has “Less than 2%” made any difference to anything?

SUMMARY
For the idiots who will come to say that a rough guess of somewhere about the region of 1.89% is the End of Times for us all, let me point out that the killing words in the so-called scientists’ published theories are “estimate” and “about”.

We are looking at a near certainty that their estimates (and that is all that they are) are themselves 1.89% out. In which case we have added nothing, or if we have, it doesn’t matter.

CONCLUSION

So, let’s get down to the FACTS!
1. We can thus dismiss so-called science, as we always do.
2. There is no Global Warming with God:

Ge:3:8: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.

Note that He did not walk on “an unusually warm day for the time of year” neither did He walk on “The hottest day since records began.” Nope! Every day was just right.

3. Does heat affect the True Christian? No:

Da:3:19: Then was Nebuchadnezzar full of fury, and the form of his visage was changed against Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego: therefore he spake, and commanded that they should heat the furnace one seven times more than it was wont to be heated.
Da:3:20: And he commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:21: Then these men were bound in their coats, their hosen, and their hats, and their other garments, and were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:22: Therefore because the king's commandment was urgent, and the furnace exceeding hot, the flame of the fire slew those men that took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego.
Da:3:23: And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:26: Then Nebuchadnezzar came near to the mouth of the burning fiery furnace, and spake, and said, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, ye servants of the most high God, come forth, and come hither. Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, came forth of the midst of the fire.

Simple – It is the Godless who feel the heat, not the believer. It is God’s punishment for sin! A little taste of Hellfire for the sinner – time to repent I think!

4. All must turn towards God and accept His word as the everlasting truth and Global Warming is a thing of the past! Landover Baptist Church is working flat out to bring the Unsaved™ to Salvation™ - We are doing our bit – are you?





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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-06-2008, 11:35 AM

Jesus was Jewish, but you follow him, but your Christian. So shouldnt you be Jewish instead?
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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-06-2008, 11:51 AM

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Jesus was Jewish, but you follow him, but your Christian. So shouldnt you be Jewish instead?
That's all been settled in another thread. Another thing you couldn't be bothered to read, eh? Or are you just another drunken aussie knuckle-dragger who can't read?

Look, God is Jesus' father. God is not a damned joo, and neither is Jesus. He has blonde hair and blue eyes, like I do.

By the way, you might want to take the trouble to read THIS thread before making any more posts that prove how hellbound you are.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-06-2008, 12:14 PM

I believe in God, but Jesus was a mere mortal. Nothing more. These threads are all written by man, as was the bible. Therefore its no more believable then a science fiction novel.

And lastly, changing my nickname? Very clever. Kudos for you being so unoriginal.

All the pictures people create of Jesus have him with dark hair and a beard. He was certain to have dark skin as he was out in the deserts which would tanned him.

Lastly, that jesus is not a jew link you posted, its EASY to write a piece proving anything using selective facts. Ill need harder evidence then that.

Onto the topic the climate changes are proof of global warming, just as certain animals and creatures are proof of evolution. Just because you choose to keep your eyes closed to it all doesnt mean it doesnt exist.

Say you are correct, what does explain the weather shifts we have? Post some facts FOR your arguement and people will listen.

Lastly Mr Ezekiel, your likening for Jesus having blonde hair and blue eyes is not helping your arguement that you arent a Nazi.
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I believe in God,
A good start, but from here it is all downhill.

It’s difficult to know where to start, and particularly difficult as you appear to be educationally disadvantaged.



If you believe in God, you believe that the Holy Trinity comprises The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. The Three are indivisible. Therefore Christ is God and God is not human.


What is your point about the Bible being written by a man? It was written by several men, their names are often at the top of Chapter headings in the Good Book.

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All the pictures people create of Jesus have him with dark hair and a beard. He was certain to have dark skin as he was out in the deserts which would tanned him.
So a tanned white man is really a black man? I don’t think that even you believe that. Do Blacks tan? Probably not, so Jesus must have been white according to what you say.

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Lastly, that jesus is not a jew link you posted, its EASY to write a piece proving anything using selective facts. Ill need harder evidence then that.
If it’s that easy why don’t you prove Jesus was a joo by using some selective facts? I rather think you are short on facts.

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Onto the topic the climate changes are proof of global warming, just as certain animals and creatures are proof of evolution. Just because you choose to keep your eyes closed to it all doesnt mean it doesnt exist.
Tell me about these “certain animals and creatures” or are they figments of your limited imagination as well?

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Onto the topic the climate changes are proof of global warming
Which changes are these O retard? Tell me about them and link them irrefutably to a cause of Global Warming. (sorry for the use of the big word; ‘irrefutably’ means “so I can’t say, “no it isn’t”)

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Say you are correct, what does explain the weather shifts we have?
The earth passed through a small ice-age between 600 and 100 years ago. This was probably a punsihment from God for letting Catholics live.

I suppose you say that the Little Ice Age was because the Founding Fathers ran around in gas-guzzlers and their refrigerators had CFCs in them … tell me about it lame brain.





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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-07-2008, 03:01 PM

And so the ignorant resort to name calling... ok, off your deft logic Christ could have been Asian. They are white. They tan.

Secondly, what religion was Jesus? His parents werent Christian, so basically IF he invented Christianity and followed that then he is an egotist.

Lastly, just because you follow the wrong religion is no reason to get so angry about it. Be angry at yourself when you are in purgatory for eternity, not me on Earth because you are incorrect.

Oh and i dont need to prove anything because i called you out first. When you prove yourself correct (something you are yet to do) then ill present all the facts supporting my comments.
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And so the ignorant resort to name calling... ok, off your deft logic Christ could have been Asian. They are white. They tan.
So Asians are white, now, and they tan? I thought they were yellow. What color do they tan? Amber?
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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-07-2008, 05:54 PM

My how we have digressed...

On the subject of global warming:

I'm not going to pretend to know what I'm talking about on the issue, but just for the record, I would like to say that anybody that is really upset by global warming needs to move somewhere colder. If you live in a cold enough region, the only thing you can love more than the warmth is Jesus.

Furthermore, global warming isn't going to kill off humanity; if I recall, the Book of Revelations describes how that one will pan out.

Now, onto the subject of filthy, sinning trolls:

I_Belong_to_Flaming_Hell,

You cannot say that Jesus as a Jew since He was the Messiah that the Jews don't believe has arrived yet. How can you be part of a religion that doesn't believe in you?

Also, since (as Ezekiel Bathfire pointed out) part of the Holy Trinity, it would be technically wrong to categorize Jesus under any religion since religions are established to worship a god and it would be somewhat outlandish for that god to worship himself (that's our job).

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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-13-2008, 08:03 PM

Global warming is true, have you never seen "an inconvenient truth"?


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Global warming is true, have you never seen "an inconvenient truth"?
Yes. I've also seen Dumbo, does that prove that are real?


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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-14-2008, 08:08 AM

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Global warming is true, have you never seen "an inconvenient truth"?
2 Tim 3
13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.


Global warming is a manufactured crisis that will be used to remove personal liberty and freedoms. Today so-called scientists and other "talking heads" are warning that global warning is destroying the planet and YOU the consumer is to blame! They speak as if it is a fact and anyone who dares to disagree is put down or even fired from their job. The evil folks behind the global warming deception are also working to bring to power the antichrist and his kingdom (New World Order). Their purpose is to scare gullible people over this made-up crisis so personal freedoms can be removed.

Isn't it interesting that several years ago the warning of the day was for another ice age that would devastate the planet!

Do you remember this threat of a global ice age? It was given way back in 1976! Consider this:

In his 1976 book The Cooling, Lowell Ponte, writer and journalist wrote: "This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000."

Oooooh scary isn't it.. and it all could have happened before the year 2000! But this false threat never made it very far. Instead, of another ice age, the New World Order, kingdom of the Antichrist folks decided to use the deception of global warming to advance their agenda.

Today there are many great and wonderful warnings about the dangers from global warming. Even movies have been made to scare school children and to get them onto the global warning deception bandwagon. The fact that there is no such thing as global warming doesn't matter to the new world order folks. They just lie and lie and lie, and eventually the gullible people believe it. Watch in the days ahead as this manufactured crisis will be used to remove liberties and freedoms as the world heads in to the oppressive kingdom of the antichrist.

People will be called to make "sacrifices" as their rights and liberties are removed for the "good of the planet" and "mother nature" (witchcraft term).

GLOBAL WARNING IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

Did you know that planets in our solar system are warming up? You probably don't know this fact as the global warming liars will never make this information known. Here are some snippets from a few articles that speak of planetary warming within our solar system.


Quote:
Mars heating up
Thursday, April 5, 2007. 9:35am (AEST)

Earth's dusty neighbour Mars is grappling with its own form of climate change as fluctuating solar radiation is kicking up dust and winds that may be melting the planet's southern polar ice cap, scientists have announced. ...continued...
- Reuters http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems...4/s1890339.htm

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Sun Blamed for Warming of Earth and Other Worlds
By Ker Than, LiveScience Staff Writer 12 March 2007 07:27 am ET

Earth is heating up lately, but so are Mars, Pluto and other worlds in our solar system, leading some scientists to speculate that a change in the sun's activity is the common thread linking all these baking events.

Benny Peiser, a social anthropologist at Liverpool John Moores University who monitors studies and news reports of asteroids, global warming and other potentially apocalyptic topics, recently quoted in his daily electronic newsletter the following from a blog called Strata-Sphere:

"Global warming on Neptune's moon Triton as well as Jupiter and Pluto, and now Mars has some [scientists] scratching their heads over what could possibly be in common with the warming of all these planets ... Could there be something in common with all the planets in our solar system that might cause them all to warm at the same time?" ...continued...
http://www.livescience.com/environme...s_warming.html
LiveScience staff writer Andrea Thompson contributed to this article.
SUV's On Jupiter?

Are humans responsible for climate change on the outer reaches of the solar system, or is it the sun?

Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Thursday, November 16, 2006


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But how do we square the fact that almost every planet in our solar system is simultaneously undergoing temperature change and volatile weather patterns. Does this not suggest that global warming is a natural cycle as a result of the evolving nature of the sun? Can Al Gore fill me in on this one?

- Space.com: Global Warming on Pluto Puzzles Scientists In what is largely a reversal of an August announcement, astronomers today said Pluto is undergoing global warming in its thin atmosphere even as it moves farther from the Sun on its long, odd-shaped orbit.

- Space.com: New Storm on Jupiter Hints at Climate Change The latest images could provide evidence that Jupiter is in the midst of a global change that can modify temperatures by as much as 10 degrees Fahrenheit on different parts of the globe.

- Current Science & Technology Center: Global Warming on Mars? A study of the ice caps on Mars may show that the red planet is experiencing a warming trend. If both Mars and Earth are experiencing global warming, then perhaps there is a larger phenomenon going on in the Solar System that is causing their global climates to change.

- United Press International: NASA looks at a monster storm on Saturn NASA says its Cassini spacecraft has found a hurricane-like storm at Saturn's South Pole, nearly 5,000 miles across -- or two-thirds Earth's diameter.

- Science Agogo: Global Warming Detected on Triton There may not be much industrial pollution on Neptune's largest moon, but things are hotting up nonetheless. "At least since 1989, Triton has been undergoing a period of global warming," confirms astronomer James Elliot, professor of Earth, Atmospheric and Planetary Sciences at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. "Percentage-wise, it's a very large increase."

- Associated Press: Study says sun getting hotter Solar radiation reaching the Earth is 0.036 percent warmer than it was in 1986, when the current solar cycle was beginning, a researcher reports in a study to be published Friday in the journal Science. The finding is based on an analysis of satellites that measure the temperature of sunlight.

- London Telegraph: The truth about global warming - it's the Sun that's to blame Global warming has finally been explained: the Earth is getting hotter because the Sun is burning more brightly than at any time during the past 1,000 years, according to new research.

The extremist wing of the environmentalist movement, characterized by people like Dr. Erik Pianka, advocate the mass culling of humanity via plagues and state sanctioned bio-terrorism, in order to "save" the earth from the disease of humanity. Nazi-like genocidal population control measures and the environmental establishment have always held a close alliance.

The orthodox organized religion of global warming and its disastrous consequences for our freedom of speech, freedom of mobility and our right to remain outside of the system, needs to be questioned on the foundational basis that the phenomenon is solar-system wide and it is mainly caused by the natural evolution of the sun and not human activity.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles...suvjupiter.htm
Rev 16
8 And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.
9 And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.


The Lord Jesus gave warning that He would return to judge the earth. During that time God will destroy all the wicked from the earth. There will be horrible judgments falling in those days. Yet wicked and lost mankind chooses to ignore and reject any warnings or Biblical knowledge about the Lord and His soon return.

Lost people have other plans. Many are working fervently to do all they can to implement the New World Order or kingdom of the antichrist. The deception and lie of global warming is just a tool toward that end.

There are three main goals of the deception of global warming:
1) Scare people into giving up their liberties and freedoms
2) Reduce the human population by over 2/3's
3) To help bring in the New World Order or kingdom of the antichrist

CONCLUSION

Global warming is part of the last days deceptions on the earth. It is a lie and a hoax yet it is currently being spread like it was the Gospel truth. Expect many wolves, false prophets, and politicians to continue to spread this deception in the days ahead.

2 Cor 11
13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-16-2008, 06:29 PM

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2 Tim 3
13 But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.


Global warming is a manufactured crisis that will be used to remove personal liberty and freedoms. Today so-called scientists and other "talking heads" are warning that global warning is destroying the planet and YOU the consumer is to blame! They speak as if it is a fact and anyone who dares to disagree is put down or even fired from their job. The evil folks behind the global warming deception are also working to bring to power the antichrist and his kingdom (New World Order). Their purpose is to scare gullible people over this made-up crisis so personal freedoms can be removed.

Isn't it interesting that several years ago the warning of the day was for another ice age that would devastate the planet!

Do you remember this threat of a global ice age? It was given way back in 1976! Consider this:

In his 1976 book The Cooling, Lowell Ponte, writer and journalist wrote: "This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000."

Oooooh scary isn't it.. and it all could have happened before the year 2000! But this false threat never made it very far. Instead, of another ice age, the New World Order, kingdom of the Antichrist folks decided to use the deception of global warming to advance their agenda.

Today there are many great and wonderful warnings about the dangers from global warming. Even movies have been made to scare school children and to get them onto the global warning deception bandwagon. The fact that there is no such thing as global warming doesn't matter to the new world order folks. They just lie and lie and lie, and eventually the gullible people believe it. Watch in the days ahead as this manufactured crisis will be used to remove liberties and freedoms as the world heads in to the oppressive kingdom of the antichrist.

People will be called to make "sacrifices" as their rights and liberties are removed for the "good of the planet" and "mother nature" (witchcraft term).

GLOBAL WARNING IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

Did you know that planets in our solar system are warming up? You probably don't know this fact as the global warming liars will never make this information known. Here are some snippets from a few articles that speak of planetary warming within our solar system.





SUV's On Jupiter?

Are humans responsible for climate change on the outer reaches of the solar system, or is it the sun?

Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Thursday, November 16, 2006



Rev 16
8 And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.
9 And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.


The Lord Jesus gave warning that He would return to judge the earth. During that time God will destroy all the wicked from the earth. There will be horrible judgments falling in those days. Yet wicked and lost mankind chooses to ignore and reject any warnings or Biblical knowledge about the Lord and His soon return.

Lost people have other plans. Many are working fervently to do all they can to implement the New World Order or kingdom of the antichrist. The deception and lie of global warming is just a tool toward that end.

There are three main goals of the deception of global warming:
1) Scare people into giving up their liberties and freedoms
2) Reduce the human population by over 2/3's
3) To help bring in the New World Order or kingdom of the antichrist

CONCLUSION

Global warming is part of the last days deceptions on the earth. It is a lie and a hoax yet it is currently being spread like it was the Gospel truth. Expect many wolves, false prophets, and politicians to continue to spread this deception in the days ahead.

2 Cor 11
13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
Don't change the subject please, this topic was about global warming, not the bible. You christians always refer to the bible and it's quite annoying, we almost start to think that you don't have good arguments.
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Don't change the subject please, this topic was about global warming, not the bible. You christians always refer to the bible and it's quite annoying, we almost start to think that you don't have good arguments.
That's because the Holy Bible is the source of all Truth! There is nothing worth knowing that doesn't have it's roots in the Bible. God is always right. Those who oppose God are never right.

I'll make a deal with you; I won't use the Bible in this discussion if YOU don't use any seccular scientifical books to make YOUR point.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 04-17-2008, 08:18 PM

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I'll make a deal with you; I won't use the Bible in this discussion if YOU don't use any seccular scientifical books to make YOUR point.
DEAL!! I don't need a book for that, reasonable logic will do just fine


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DEAL!! I don't need a book for that, reasonable logic will do just fine
Logic will get you into deep trouble boy.

All whales are mammals

All humans are mammals

Therefore

All whales are humans


Logically "true" but obviously false, right? Your "big bang" theory is about as true as that.

Jesus is all you need. Look around you! How can you even think for a moment that God didn't create everything you see? Open your heart to Jesus and you'll see.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 02-07-2012, 04:14 AM

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 02-12-2012, 03:28 AM

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Logic will get you into deep trouble boy.

All whales are mammals

All humans are mammals

Therefore

All whales are humans


Logically "true" but obviously false, right? Your "big bang" theory is about as true as that.

Jesus is all you need. Look around you! How can you even think for a moment that God didn't create everything you see? Open your heart to Jesus and you'll see.
Logic (Your brand)

All retards are human

You are human

Therefore

You are a retard


Please, if it is to be a debate with logic, use logic.
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Default Re: “About” Global Warming: The Myth, The Way and The Light - 02-12-2012, 03:56 AM

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Please, if it is to be a debate with logic, use logic.
This isn't a debate forum, friend. This is a forum that exists for True Christians™ to come together and praise the goodness of the LORD. I've seen a couple of your posts now and you sound so angry. What happened that made you so angry with God?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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