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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 04:41 PM

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That quote is completely irrelevant. You become their enemy because you INSULT people.
When I first read the Bible I too felt insulted. I was a Catholic and suddenly just about everything I believed in was a lie. I found out that God hated just about every part of the bead-jigglers' tradition and it was right there in black and white.

If someone had just told me that then I would have ranted at them and ignored them and felt attacked.

It's there, friend. What God actually wants from you - not what all the fluffy bunny cherry-picking false Christian, "God wants to hug you even if you are gay" brigade want you to believe so they can get you to be their friend.

I'm not trying to get you to like me - I'm warning you that God hates you unless you get with Jesus.



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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 04:41 PM

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Mark 10:19: Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother.
I never killed anyone (although reading the stupid comments here, the urge to do so rises), never steal anything, about adultery, who are you to question what happens between me and my girlfriend in our own bedroom?
I never bear false witness, never ran a fraud, and honored my parents. Yet, I don't have to be on the same opinion as them. I can honour them without sharing their opinions, and having my own (that's the main meaning of free will, not? Having our own opinion and respecting others'!).
The boy who made the pictures (if there was a boy at all) lived with his own free will. Then you come, and take it away, saying God will punish him. But who are you to deprive one of his own free will? If he wants to be a Satanist, he has the right to do so. If he wants redemption, he will come to you for sure. But until he does, you act against your own God.
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(which is amazing, seeing as how you somehow know what god thinks, to quote you 'amazing the assumptions people make'.")
We know what God tells us in His Word that He thinks:

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Thumbs down Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 04:43 PM

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The hatred for God that inspires these people to come and spit in the face of Jesus is rather swamping me at the moment, it is true.

Really, the main way people can understand is by learning a bit of respect and tolerance instead of running into a peaceful forum just trying to raise children in the love of Jesus and ranting all over the place.

Reading the Bible and truly getting to grips with the simple principles of doing as God says without question while believing in Jesus because God tells you to or He will burn you forever will help you gain the peace within your soul that is required to no longer crave such entertainment. God's love is enough.

Why not cool your jets and have a good look round Landover and you will quickly see that we love Jesus and His words in the Bible about how to live your life in a way that pleases God. We are not harmful. We have nothing to hide.
This was never a peaceful forum as you referred to Garry Newman, a very nice and likable guy as SATAN. You referred to a game where NONE of those poses are EVER made besides to provoke others and provide false propoganda. I have no doubt in my mind if I were to start a forum and call you Satan because you are lying about a video game where none of these things occured and spread false statements (oh look, another characteristic of Hitler! A very evil man) you would NOT hesitate to create an account and thrash me and our users. I also agree with the statement used by the other user (cannot recall his name, sadly) that pointed out you seem to be dodging ALOT of questions / statements.
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You know what, if you can scientifically prove to me that your god exist, I will devote my life to god's bidding and donate my entire life savings to your church.
More sillyness! We don't need to prove that God exists with science. We have the Bible! It TELLS us that God exists. What more could anyone need?


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 04:46 PM

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You know what, if you can scientifically prove to me that your god exist, I will devote my life to god's bidding and donate my entire life savings to your church.
Infact, all i want is proof outside of the bible. That's all im asking. All you do is reference the bible, which has absolutely no validity of who it was written by and when it was written, and if the events are actually real. Infact, has anyone else noticed that there aren't any other historical texts that tell of anything in the bible, and the bible is the only place they are found?

Also i'd like you to do something for me. Don't reply instantly shooting me down, but think, for a few solid minutes, say you've never heard of the bible, ever, had no idea what is was, what it told of, had no idea of god or jesus or anything, and someone came up and handed you the bible for the first time and you read it. Would you really read that book, believe its every word, and base your life around it? A book about a man who created the entire universe in 7 days a few thousand years ago (Even though theres actual scientific proof it's a few billion years old), healing the blind, turning water into wine, and what have you? Have a think, would you really believe it?
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This was never a peaceful forum as you referred to Garry Newman, a very nice and likable guy as SATAN. You referred to a game where NONE of those poses are EVER made besides to provoke others and provide false propoganda. I have no doubt in my mind if I were to start a forum and call you Satan because you are lying about a video game where none of these things occured and spread false statements (oh look, another characteristic of Hitler! A very evil man) you would NOT hesitate to create an account and thrash me and our users. I also agree with the statement used by the other user (cannot recall his name, sadly) that pointed out you seem to be dodging ALOT of questions / statements.
We're here to praise God, not bandy words about if our opinion of this filthy game matches yours.

We have warned parents about it and that is all. You are here to hate on us for disliking a game on the internet and calling its creator akin to Satan. Jesus has put the desire to be close to Him in your heart as a result. The Holy Spirit is inspired and wonderful.

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I never killed anyone (although reading the stupid comments here, the urge to do so rises), never steal anything, about adultery, who are you to question what happens between me and my girlfriend in our own bedroom?
I never bear false witness, never ran a fraud, and honored my parents. Yet, I don't have to be on the same opinion as them. I can honour them without sharing their opinions, and having my own (that's the main meaning of free will, not? Having our own opinion and respecting others'!).
The point has gone completely over your head. I posted that verse to show the Redeemed Papist's words were entirely consistent with Scripture.

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The boy who made the pictures (if there was a boy at all) lived with his own free will. Then you come, and take it away, saying God will punish him. But who are you to deprive one of his own free will? If he wants to be a Satanist, he has the right to do so. If he wants redemption, he will come to you for sure. But until he does, you act against your own God.
We're acting against God by preaching His Word? I was such a silly billy for thinking that that was just what God wanted us to do.


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Did I ever say he was or was not? I was simply saying judging by those statements you made about how god thinks (which is amazing, seeing as how you somehow know what god thinks, to quote you 'amazing the assumptions people make'.") It was simply a statement showing how alike the God (as you see him) and Hitler are. Both wanted you to believe in them and their messengers (Hitlers Reich, God's son). If you did not believe in them nor love their followers you were sent to Hell / a Nazi death camp. I can draw even more similiarities if need be, I am a history buff and would love to draw my likenesses to whatever you want.
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I never killed anyone (although reading the stupid comments here, the urge to do so rises), never steal anything, about adultery, who are you to question what happens between me and my girlfriend in our own bedroom?
I never bear false witness, never ran a fraud, and honored my parents. Yet, I don't have to be on the same opinion as them. I can honour them without sharing their opinions, and having my own (that's the main meaning of free will, not? Having our own opinion and respecting others'!).
The boy who made the pictures (if there was a boy at all) lived with his own free will. Then you come, and take it away, saying God will punish him. But who are you to deprive one of his own free will? If he wants to be a Satanist, he has the right to do so. If he wants redemption, he will come to you for sure. But until he does, you act against your own God.
This. Also I enjoy how you openly support violonce almost as it is ok. Judging by your emoticons and how you have not chastized the parents for "thrashing" their child. Also please tell me that that badge on your profile that says "Tell Her Once" with a fist shaking does not imply BEATING women if they do not obey you. That is simply SICKENING.
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More sillyness! We don't need to prove that God exists with science. We have the Bible! It TELLS us that God exists. What more could anyone need?


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So you base everything you say on a book?
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This. Also I enjoy how you openly support violonce almost as it is ok. Judging by your emoticons and how you have not chastized the parents for "thrashing" their child. Also please tell me that that badge on your profile that says "Tell Her Once" with a fist shaking does not imply BEATING women if they do not obey you. That is simply SICKENING.
Why would we chastise the parents for doing just what the Bible says?

Prov. 13:24: He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Prov. 22:15: Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Prov. 23:13-14:Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 04:54 PM

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Your attempts and angering me fail miserably, your arguments are as flawed as the flat world theory. No doubt you have the IQs of a monkey.
Many of us have high IQ's. Any many of us have excellent senses of humor. ALL of us are devoted to seeing the Bible shared in its complete truth with all of the world.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 04:55 PM

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So you base everything you say on a book?
So following your "logic" I can start a religion based on the Harry Potter books.
The Bible clearly says that the Bible is the Word of God. Can you show me anywhere in the Bible where it says that the Harry Potter books are the Word of God?


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But are you a Bible buff?


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But are you a history buff? Judging by how you see God, he draws STRIKING resemblences to Pol Pot, Hitler, Castro, Stalin, heck, even draws similiarities to the terrible Bashar Al-Assad today.
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 04:56 PM

"Reason: Denying the existence of Heaven/Hell/Noah's Flood/Angels/Talking Flaming Shrubs despite mountains of evidence"

I'm asking for these mountains of evidence, why am i getting and infraction for that? but 2 things. 1. Can you consider my last paragraph and 2. Speaking of noah, <smut link deleted>
Are you willing to give an explanation or am i going to get infracted again?
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So did God tell you guys to be massive idiots?
God tells us to be so many things in His Holy Word! We don't argue with God.



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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 05:03 PM

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More sillyness! We don't need to prove that God exists with science. We have the Bible! It TELLS us that God exists. What more could anyone need?


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Woah woah woah woah. Wait a minute. A book tells you he exists, so it is automatically fact? Well Darwin's theory of evolution tells us it is what happened. So what more could anyone need? Mein Kampf tells us that the Jews and all non-believers of the national socialist movement should perish, so what more does anyone need to believe it? Twilight also tells girls that vampires are real. It tells them they exist. What more does anyone need?
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But I don't understand it. It says we should hate Garry's Mod because it is possible create to blasphemous things. But that's just like saying we should all hate lego because it is possible to do something similar.
Lego is against God's plan because any one piece can be connected to any other piece. Each piece is male and female in itself. A piece can be stuck into one piece and have another piece stuck into its other side at the very same time!

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-15-2012, 05:09 PM

i dont want to question anyones religious values nor do i want mine questioned. i just want to deliver my message as a faithfull christian and a player of this game that i bought to see the validity of its sins. this game has nothing in it telling you to do good or evil just tools to create. all those things imaged are creations of people of sick and twisted mind and the furry characters arent even part of it and have to be sought out and gotten on someones own free will. as someone who has honestly put this to the test i can say nothing about this game would cause god to hate it and its only as sinful as the person playing it if they choose to use it for evil. christ as a carpenter made things out of wood and nothing bad came of it but some people can come along and make horrid things in wooden sculptures. botom line is its not the game making these things its people who have grown up with poor guidance using the game for foul use. i can 100% say any properly raised child can play this game and get nothing but wholesome enjoyment. i hear schools are using this as geometry teaching aids so its not all fun and games. its being put to a good cause in ways
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