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Default Hello from Lithuania - 03-26-2011, 08:20 PM

Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
I'm atheist and was laughing my ass of by reading posts by retarded embicils members of this forum.
I've come here to ask here few questions:
Do you really believe that god wants you to act like piffleed up retards and talk about nonsense shit every time someone disagrees with your false and gay religion ?
I've seen many threads about what countries god hates,every country?Then what god loves in your false piffleed up religion?
Tell me if my favorite artist ODB has gone to hell or to heaven regarding to your dickwad religion?
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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-26-2011, 08:50 PM

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Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
God hates Russians - they attempted to abolish Him, but once Satan's yoke was lifted, the Russian people flocked to their churches.
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I've come here to ask here few questions:
Do you really believe that god wants you to act like piffleed up retards and talk about nonsense shit every time someone disagrees with your false and gay religion ?
Look Ivan the Terrible, this is a religous site - what do you expect? Pictures of beef steak that are but a faint memory in your God-forsaken land?
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I've seen many threads about what countries god hates,every country?
No, God loves America and may occasionally smile on The Cayman Islands because of its enlightened tax status.
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Tell me if my favorite artist ODB has gone to hell or to heaven regarding to your dickwad religion?
I have not the fainest idea who or what ODB might be - it sounds like a demon infestation of the brain that attacks ethnic russians.





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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-26-2011, 08:54 PM

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Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
I'm atheist and was laughing my ass of by reading posts by retarded embicils members of this forum.
I'd laugh at your "English", but it's so poor that I believe I would break down in tears.

Congratulations, you hate Jesus. Why exactly should we care?


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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-26-2011, 09:13 PM

Do you live on a boat?


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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-26-2011, 09:44 PM

Great, another Godless commie. Go back to Chernobyl, little glow rod!


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-26-2011, 10:00 PM

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Hi I'm I live in Lithuania,ethnically russian.
I'm atheist and was laughing my ass of by reading posts by retarded embicils members of this forum.
I've come here to ask here few questions:
Do you really believe that god wants you to act like piffleed up retards and talk about nonsense shit every time someone disagrees with your false and gay religion ?
I've seen many threads about what countries god hates,every country?Then what god loves in your false piffleed up religion?
Tell me if my favorite artist ODB has gone to hell or to heaven regarding to your dickwad religion?
OK, you've got all that off your chest.



We get it...you're a godless rooskie wigger who is so confused that he's not even sure who or what he's mad at. You feel powerless in your own life, so you come to our friendly, welcoming corner of the internets to exercise your eBravery©.

So...Jesus brought you here, friend. This is the big leagues. Are you going to swing for the cheap seats, or are you going to bunt?

Your call. This could be the most important day of your life.

(Psalms 118:24) "This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it."



Do you want to rejoice and be glad, or do you want to be a sarcastic internet troll on a one-way ride to Hell?

Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-26-2011, 10:08 PM

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I have not the fainest idea who or what ODB might be - it sounds like a demon infestation of the brain that attacks ethnic russians.
"ODB" refers to two things, both of them Satanic:

ODB: Computers which eco-Nazis have placed in our cars, ostensibly to stop pollution, but really so Big Brother can keep tabs on us.

ODB: Degenerate rap "artist," now burning in the fires of Hell!


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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 10:03 AM

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God hates Russians - they attempted to abolish Him, but once Satan's yoke was lifted, the Russian people flocked to their churches.
Look Ivan the Terrible, this is a religous site - what do you expect? Pictures of beef steak that are but a faint memory in your God-forsaken land?
No, God loves America and may occasionally smile on The Cayman Islands because of its enlightened tax status.I have not the fainest idea who or what ODB might be - it sounds like a demon infestation of the brain that attacks ethnic russians.
God doesn't hate Russians ,because he doesn't exist.If he would why would he let Russians pwn German Nazis,by your believe so loved by God?
I expect more than racism from mentally retard members on this fake forum.
God loves America?Then why he let Obama rule the country?(by your believe god hates afro americans,god puts someone who he hates in charge of hes favorite country?)
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I'd laugh at your "English", but it's so poor that I believe I would break down in tears.

Congratulations, you hate Jesus. Why exactly should we care?
I'd be insulted by your racist joke but your sense of humor is vastly inferior to my sense of humor.I Can't be hated by something that doesn't exist.
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Great, another Godless commie. Go back to Chernobyl, little glow rod!
Last time I checked Chernobyl wasn't nor in Russia nor in Lithuania,your racist comments based on 2 grade education isn't insulting me.
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Degenerated is only your weak sense of humor,ODB was great artist and had died loved by millions people,so don't try to judge him,you will never do in your life as much as he has done,and fact that you will die alone trolling this piffleed up forum,and no one remember your name next day,get a life before its too late kid.


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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 10:55 AM

Would you care to explain why you chose the name of a disgusting porno magazine for your user-name?


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Would you care to explain why you chose the name of a disgusting porno magazine for your user-name?
I didn't,my user name was edited by some freak moderator,that seems to like that magazine very much.


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I didn't,my user name was edited by some freak moderator,that seems to like that magazine very much.
Dear Friend,

The ghosts of aborted, unborn babies haunt these forums. They're bitter, and candid, and perceptive.

Yours in Him,
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The ghosts of aborted, unborn babies haunt these forums. They're bitter, and candid, and perceptive.

Yours in Him,
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When you can't argue anymore,you start to talk nonsense crap ?
Is that how this forum works ?
I thought there is more talented trolls with piffleed up lifes on this forum.


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Dear Friend,

Ooohhhhhh...... the aborted baby ghosts aren't going to like that one bit!

As for me, I don't feel any compunction to argue anything with anyone, certainly not with rude strangers. I know what's true -- every word of the KJV 1611. I know I've been Saved® and am going to Heaven.

What do *you* know worth knowing?

Yours in Him,
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Dear Friend,

Ooohhhhhh...... the aborted baby ghosts aren't going to like that one bit!

As for me, I don't feel any compunction to argue anything with anyone, certainly not with rude strangers. I know what's true -- every word of the KJV 1611. I know I've been Saved® and am going to Heaven.

What do *you* know worth knowing?

Yours in Him,
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You cant argue to me because arguing with me will make you go crazy and leave in shame,without a doubt I've never been tooken out by someone with no life and beliefs in a piece of paper written by some poor jew.
I know how to make pretty good cakes.
Maybe you consider it as worthless,but my cakes is far better than your false religion.


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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 12:00 PM

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You cant argue to me...I've never been tooken out...


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I know how to make pretty good cakes.
Well, pat yourself on the back, Lil' Debbie. Ask Sister Glendora for her snickerdoodles recipe!

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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 12:17 PM

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Well, pat yourself on the back, Lil' Debbie. Ask Sister Glendora for her snickerdoodles recipe!

Yours in Him,
BAB
Token out is street slang you moran,it means,well I don't know what it means yet because I just googled cool street words that put in shame religious tards.

I don't need no snickerdoodles recipe from false religion followers,my spinach cakes would put them in shame.


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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 12:27 PM

Hustler, I prayed deeply last night for you and in my sleep God gave me a vision that I don't understand, but it was meant for you and I am only the messenger, so maybe you will know the meaning. The powerful voice said you should take a "bluda" and fill it with "pennygoo" and send it to Landover headquarters in Freehold Iowa or possibly, me personally. Whatever this means, get on it ASAP!!
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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 12:38 PM

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Token out is street slang you moran,it means,well I don't know what it means yet because I just googled cool street words that put in shame religious tards.
And... Google's going to think about it and get back to you?

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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 12:57 PM

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Hustler, I prayed deeply last night for you and in my sleep God gave me a vision that I don't understand, but it was meant for you and I am only the messenger, so maybe you will know the meaning. The powerful voice said you should take a "bluda" and fill it with "pennygoo" and send it to Landover headquarters in Freehold Iowa or possibly, me personally. Whatever this means, get on it ASAP!!
I think yesterday you forget to take pill from mental disorders.


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And... Google's going to think about it and get back to you?

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Sorry but you not my friend,I have friends and I don't need friend that has pc with internet in his room in Mental Illness Clinic,and talks shit about his false religion.
Please look in google baptist church,I'm sure it refers to word fag.And get back with better lines.


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Default Re: Hello from Lithuania - 03-27-2011, 01:02 PM

Dear Friends,

Praise be! I'm being persecuted! Thats $100 for BAB from the Matthew 5:10-12 Relief Fund!



Yours in Him,
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