[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Deaner

I'm glad you told me we weren't supposed to masturbate to that.

What's that round thing near their heads?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

What's that round thing near their heads?

Perspective.

It is what I believe is called the 'money shot'.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Laurence Niles

Perspective.

It is what I believe is called the 'money shot'.

YIC

Oh, you mean it's in front of their heads, yes I see it must be quite hot then. Something's lighting up the head [stage right] (the one with apples). A glow? And why is it wearing apples?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Oh, you mean it's in front of their heads, yes I see it must be quite hot then.

Sister, I believe he's suggesting it's on the camera lens.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by IReallyLikeSatan

Ever heard of fan art?

No. If art was relevant, there would be pictures in the Holy Bible. Only gays and girls care about art.

2 Corinthians 10:5 "Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;"

[WakeUpAmerica]

I hope I can shed some light on the subject.
The orb is the moon. Kinda obvious, given the black sky and the stars.
She is not wearing apples. It is her Cutie Mark. She lives and works on an apple orchard.
Nobody enjoys cloppers. Even Bronies think they are disgusting perverts. We do not have to like them. All we can do is love and tolerate them as with all of God's creation.
Unfortunately, it is something referred to as "Rule 34 of the Internet". Additionally, Rule 51 applies here too.
To anyone who doesn't know:

"Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Rule 51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

Strangely enough, Rule 34 also has a relevant subcategory.

"Rule 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions."

This is because about 25% of the non-clopping fanbase are "trolls." In other words, they are not true fans of the show. They simply use it as a means of pissing people off. They "ponify" everything, from Doctor Hooves to DJ Pon-3.
Of course, all other trolls are completely against the show. They are known as "parasprites." In the show, they are these VERY bothersome creatures that multiply like crazy and eat everything in sight.

If anyone would like the perspective of a brony, or have any questions about why I enjoy the show, why some people take it too far, why bow-ties are cool, etc., feel free to ask.

[James Hutchins]

Friend, we are not interested one bit about the 4chan mantra. We only care what God had written in the KJV. Please post the relevant verse. If none exists, that is because God hates it and it should be eliminated.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by WakeUpAmerica

cool, etc., feel free to ask.

I don't watch television.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by WakeUpAmerica

I AM COOL BECAUSE I POST AT 4CHAN, LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!

To repeat what the other posters said, this forum is about Christianity. No one gives a shit about some narcissistic internet community like 4Chan beyond how 4Chan furthers the gay agenda with homoerotic rubbish like this Broney nonsense.

Here is a clue kid; you want cute and a reason to love. Stop living on the internet and get married, have kids like Jesus wants you to.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by WakeUpAmerica

I hope I can shed some light on the subject.
The orb is the moon. Kinda obvious, given the black sky and the stars.
She is not wearing apples. It is her Cutie Mark. She lives and works on an apple orchard.
Nobody enjoys cloppers. Even Bronies think they are disgusting perverts. We do not have to like them. All we can do is love and tolerate them as with all of God's creation.
Unfortunately, it is something referred to as "Rule 34 of the Internet". Additionally, Rule 51 applies here too.
To anyone who doesn't know:

"Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Rule 51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

Strangely enough, Rule 34 also has a relevant subcategory.

"Rule 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions."

This is because about 25% of the non-clopping fanbase are "trolls." In other words, they are not true fans of the show. They simply use it as a means of pissing people off. They "ponify" everything, from Doctor Hooves to DJ Pon-3.
Of course, all other trolls are completely against the show. They are known as "parasprites." In the show, they are these VERY bothersome creatures that multiply like crazy and eat everything in sight.

If anyone would like the perspective of a brony, or have any questions about why I enjoy the show, why some people take it too far, why bow-ties are cool, etc., feel free to ask.

And does a single one of them follow Jesus? No!

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

get married, have kids like Jesus wants you to.

There is only one way to do that - creeping through holes in stones or pouncing over broomsticks or selling yourself at demonic European markets (where by-laws regarding selling one's wife to another remain current) is NOT marriage. Obviously union with arbitrary species such as gibbon, pug or komodo dragon is not marriage either I have no idea what motivates these heathens it can only be demons I reject all demons why would anyone see in it there's nothing to see & I'm sure they're all crazy go to a Baptist Church where you'll find sound teaching and everyone is On Fire For Him, I always do and if I met anyone dressed as a sparkly mauve unicorn I'd probably vomit.

Jesus made us in need of a companion and thereby we multiply, fulfilling His Commandment:

GENESIS 1
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
KJV

It was not His first intention but in deference to Adam, He provided the woman and who are we to spit in His face when He has done so much for us.

No-one. That's who we are.

Thank you Mr Joe for making this clear (to think that it'd need clarification is evidence enough the heathen is a wretched thing) they make me heave

[Jared p]

in the origanel bible there is art

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Jared p

in the origanel bible there is art

Which "origanel" (did you mean "original"?) Bible are you referring to?

Spellcheckers are free, btw. Please use one.

Your homework assignment is to discover the purpose and proper usage of "Shift" keys. Extensions will not be granted.

[thecaesar]

This thread makes me incredibly sad and disappointed in my fellow Christians.

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

And does a single one of them follow Jesus? No!

I would have to disagree, as I certainly do.

I am openly Christian and I openly enjoy My Little Pony.

Is there anything you'd like to ask me that isn't a spite-filled, hateful remark? 'Cause that's the attitude I'm picking up from this thread. Lots and lots of hate.

I'm sorry, perhaps I shouldn't be so blunt, but that's the way I am. I don't see the point in sugar coating things. So I'd like to say that this just makes me laugh because of its sheer absurdity:

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

From the Urban Dictionary,

Children are encouraged to masturbate to this cartoon regularly.

If your children are watching this show, they will become perverts.

It's already too late for warning! If they have even watched it once, you need to have them brought in for psychological evaluation unless you want them to spilling their seed to filth like this!!

After I stopped laughing, I started to think about it more. I thought, 'That's odd, I've never even entertained such a thought as masturbating to a kids' show, much less been encouraged to,' and, 'Wow, they must have done some thorough statistics research on this, to know that a child has a 100% chance of becoming perverted.'

Seriously? It's a kid's show. Yes, adults watch it. No, that doesn't mean that 100% of them are perverts or 'cloppers'. No, that doesn't mean that the show turns them into perverts. No, that doesn't mean ANYTHING, except maybe that it's a good show.

I am also disappointed in the amount of research that was put into this claim (other than the obvious heavy statistics work, what with all the 100% chances flying around here). This represents about 2% of fans. The rest of us either like the show because it's cute, innocent and occasionally humorous, or we like to engage in fan-based activities for fun, like role-playing, visual art, writing stories, and other fairly innocent things.

Granted, not all of the things mentioned above will be 100% Christian and innocent 100% of the time. In fact, I can't even claim that the My Little Pony fanbase doesn't have less than its fair share of Homosexuals and Atheists, because it has them. But since when is that any different from the rest of the entire planet we live on? And how is saying that ALL of them are creeps being accurate in the slightest?

And finally, I'm going to constructively criticize this thread as a whole. How is talking this way about anyone going to help spread the Good News? How is telling a bunch of non-believers that they're going to burn in Hell doing anything but spreading hate and spite and ill-will? How is this going to do anything productive, constructive, or otherwise good? It won't. Do you know what it does?

It makes people hate Christians.

We always talk about how much people hate us. "Oh poor us, we'll be persecuted until the end of time, like the Bible says. It's not OUR fault we're followers of Christ!"

Um, no, it isn't. But it IS our fault that people think we're a bunch of judgemental jerks who constantly and habitually tell people that they're going to "burn in hell" and are completely self-righteous, and ceasing this kind of talk would certainly help reverse that stereotype.

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friend,

Originally Posted by thecaesar

Is there anything you'd like to ask me that isn't a spite-filled, hateful remark?

Have you ever heard of Madison Who's Who?

I just got in!

Yours in Him,
BAB

PS. Everything else would pretty much be spite-filled and hateful remarks.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by thecaesar

This thread makes me incredibly sad and disappointed in my fellow Christians.



I would have to disagree, as I certainly do.

I am openly Christian and I openly enjoy My Little Pony.

Is there anything you'd like to ask me that isn't a spite-filled, hateful remark? 'Cause that's the attitude I'm picking up from this thread. Lots and lots of hate.

I'm sorry, perhaps I shouldn't be so blunt, but that's the way I am. I don't see the point in sugar coating things. So I'd like to say that this just makes me laugh because of its sheer absurdity:



After I stopped laughing, I started to think about it more. I thought, 'That's odd, I've never even entertained such a thought as masturbating to a kids' show, much less been encouraged to,' and, 'Wow, they must have done some thorough statistics research on this, to know that a child has a 100% chance of becoming perverted.'

Seriously? It's a kid's show. Yes, adults watch it. No, that doesn't mean that 100% of them are perverts or 'cloppers'. No, that doesn't mean that the show turns them into perverts. No, that doesn't mean ANYTHING, except maybe that it's a good show.

I am also disappointed in the amount of research that was put into this claim (other than the obvious heavy statistics work, what with all the 100% chances flying around here). This represents about 2% of fans. The rest of us either like the show because it's cute, innocent and occasionally humorous, or we like to engage in fan-based activities for fun, like role-playing, visual art, writing stories, and other fairly innocent things.

Granted, not all of the things mentioned above will be 100% Christian and innocent 100% of the time. In fact, I can't even claim that the My Little Pony fanbase doesn't have less than its fair share of Homosexuals and Atheists, because it has them. But since when is that any different from the rest of the entire planet we live on? And how is saying that ALL of them are creeps being accurate in the slightest?

And finally, I'm going to constructively criticize this thread as a whole. How is talking this way about anyone going to help spread the Good News? How is telling a bunch of non-believers that they're going to burn in Hell doing anything but spreading hate and spite and ill-will? How is this going to do anything productive, constructive, or otherwise good? It won't. Do you know what it does?

It makes people hate Christians.

We always talk about how much people hate us. "Oh poor us, we'll be persecuted until the end of time, like the Bible says. It's not OUR fault we're followers of Christ!"

Um, no, it isn't. But it IS our fault that people think we're a bunch of judgemental jerks who constantly and habitually tell people that they're going to "burn in hell" and are completely self-righteous, and ceasing this kind of talk would certainly help reverse that stereotype.

So which Jesus do you follow? The one in the Bible who was man enough to see some people who needed more than a stern rebuke? The one who went home, made his own whip then came back and gave those money changes a good seeing to? The one who told you to cut off your hand or eye or foot if it offend you rather than go to Hell?

Or gentle Jesus meek and mild that the cherry pickers insist is real? So what if hell bound heathens hate the real Jesus! They already despise Him as the fake Jesus. Perhaps they'd have some more respect if people like you didn't make God out to be some sort of ineffective pansy.

As for not telling people they are going to burn in Hell! Are you for real? We should lie to people who might (in a flash of revelation) yet be saved just so they'll be our friends? What kind of monster are you?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by thecaesar

I am openly Christian and I openly enjoy My Little Pony.

Impossible, those are mutually exclusive. Just like being a good person and raping innocent children exclude each other, or loving America and voting for Obama.

Only those who follow 100% of God's laws to the letter can call themselves Christians (James 2:10). Everyone else is a Hell bound liar (Proverbs 6:16-19).

You need to stop masturbating over Pink Ponies (Genesis 38:9-10, Matthew 5:28, 1st Corinthians 6:18-19, 1st Corinthians 7:2), stop with your gay fantasies (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27) and start dedicating your life to God!

[thecaesar]

Dear thecaesar,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Going yappity yap yap yappity

Wow. I'm glad you guys can maturely have sensible conversations with people who have different viewpoints than you.

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

So which Jesus do you follow? The one in the Bible who was man enough to see some people who needed more than a stern rebuke? The one who went home, made his own whip then came back and gave those money changes a good seeing to? The one who told you to cut off your hand or eye or foot if it offend you rather than go to Hell?

Or gentle Jesus meek and mild that the cherry pickers insist is real? So what if hell bound heathens hate the real Jesus! They already despise Him as the fake Jesus. Perhaps they'd have some more respect if people like you didn't make God out to be some sort of ineffective pansy.

As for not telling people they are going to burn in Hell! Are you for real? We should lie to people who might (in a flash of revelation) yet be saved just so they'll be our friends? What kind of monster are you?

I believe in the Jesus who told us that the greatest commandment was to love God, and the second was to love others! How can you be so hateful and still claim to be following the path of Jesus? How can you shun sinners when Jesus was the one who consorted with them, to the Pharisees' disgust? How can you hold such a grudge against this group of people and still love the God who forgave us for murdering his Son?

I most certainly to not believe Jesus or God to be an "ineffective pansy". He is a fair judge, and if we do wrong, he'll send us to Hell. My problem with what you guys are doing is that you aren't trying to spread the good news; you are trying to scare people into converting by threatening them with Hell, as if you had the power to determine whether or not Jesus would send them to Hell. No one knows for sure who will go to Heaven or Hell, and no one is without Sin. NO ONE. Remember "let him who is without sin cast the first stone"? That woman had just committed adultery, but Jesus saved her from the crowd and forgave her. Do you think she comitted adultery ever again? I don't.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Impossible, those are mutually exclusive. Just like being a good person and raping innocent children exclude each other, or loving America and voting for Obama.

Only those who follow 100% of God's laws to the letter can call themselves Christians (James 2:10). Everyone else is a Hell bound liar (Proverbs 6:16-19).

You need to stop masturbating over Pink Ponies (Genesis 38:9-10, Matthew 5:28, 1st Corinthians 6:18-19, 1st Corinthians 7:2), stop with your gay fantasies (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27) and start dedicating your life to God!

You are correct. Only those who follow 100% of God's laws will not go to Hell.

That means you are going to Hell, I am going to Hell, everyone on earth is going to Hell. Get the picture? We've all sinned. It says so in the Bible.

Now, the point of Jesus coming to earth to die for us was so that he could give us a second chance. ALL of us, not just some of us. Atheists? They get a second chance. Homosexual rapists? Yep, them too. EVERYONE.

So when we walk up to someone and tell them that they are a homosexual, masturbating sinner (when we have no idea) and that they need to confess that they did these things and stop doing them, or they'll go to Hell, do you honestly think that's going to convince them to do anything except hate us?

I find it amusing that you know me personally enough to say that I am gay and masturbate over pink ponies, or that I have not already dedicated my life to God. It's disappointing that you can be so prejudiced, assuming facts about them without taking the time to get to know someone.

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Dear thecaesar,

Originally Posted by thecaesar

I believe in the Jesus who told us that the greatest commandment was to love God, and the second was to love others!

I am curious exactly what scripture from the Holy Bible made you believe this.

The truth of the matter is that we have to follow all of God's laws. This includes those parts of the Holy Bible Catholics (my suspicion is that you have been raised that way) tend to ignore.

Like the part that teaches us everyone who doesn't believe in Jesus will burn in Hell: Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6

Or the part that teaches us self mutilation is better than sinning: Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48

How can you be so hateful and still claim to be following the path of Jesus? How can you shun sinners when Jesus was the one who consorted with them, to the Pharisees' disgust? How can you hold such a grudge against this group of people and still love the God who forgave us for murdering his Son?

You seem to confuse a firm nudge in the right direction with hate. When a Christian tells you that you will burn in Hell unless you change your ways, none of that is hate. No one likes to be attacked all the time, like you are now attacking those Christians who are only trying to save your immortal soul. That they persist, despite your clear persecution of those who try to save you, is Christian love, not hate. Of course it helps that we have Jesus on our side: Matthew 5:10.

My problem with what you guys are doing is that you aren't trying to spread the good news; you are trying to scare people into converting by threatening them with Hell

Did you read the Holy Bible? Did you really read the Holy Bible? If you did you would notice it contains a lot of warnings for Hell and a lot of information to avoid Hell. And yes, being scared of Hell is exactly the point. It is why God created Hell in the first place, to keep us in line.

No one knows for sure who will go to Heaven or Hell

Actually the Bible is very clear on the matter. So for a lot of people we can determine that they will go to Hell unless they change their ways. Or for those who violated Matthew 12:31 we can even be sure they will go to Hell no matter how sorry they are.

That means you are going to Hell, I am going to Hell, everyone on earth is going to Hell.

No it does not. As the Bible teaches us in Matthew 7:13-14 almost everyone will go to Hell, but a small group of people will be allowed in Heaven where they can stay until they make a fatal mistake and also have to go to Hell (Revelation 12:7-12).

You have a chance here to do the right thing and be allowed in Heaven. Don't waste it!

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

So when we walk up to someone and tell them that they are a homosexual, masturbating sinner (when we have no idea) and that they need to confess that they did these things and stop doing them, or they'll go to Hell, do you honestly think that's going to convince them to do anything except hate us?

If somebody is intent on running into a burning building (because of a psychological disorder or poor judgement) you must take extreme measure to save them from their selves.

When I ran an acute psychiatric ward we had to regularly control and restrain some of the mentalist being house therein .

If we did not they would be flinging their business at each other and that would not do. It was distaste full and they used to hate us for it.

When they recovered their senses they were great full for our firm line.

Sometimes dirty queers need sense knocking into them.

Do you see know?

YIC