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Default Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-06-2010, 08:28 PM

Scripture tells us that many come crying the name of the Lord, but do not know Him. They have not repented and asked the Christ into their lives. They have not been born anew in the Holy Spirit. Such people are not the Lord's. They are the Devil's, even though they themselves do not realise it.

God tells His people that they shall know one another by their fruits. And what are these fruits? Galatians 5 has the answer: love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance. Unfortunately I see very little fruit among the posters on this forum. I see a lot of anger, a lot of intolerance and a lot of hatred towards minorities such as gay people and black people.

This leads me to the conclusion that the vast majority of you are actually in a religion about Christ, but are without Christ in your hearts. You have no god, and that is why you have no peace in your hearts.

I will pray that you come to know God, and know peace!
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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-06-2010, 08:54 PM

Because it couldn't be the people who say they're Christian but don't follow the Bible because it's an outdated work of fiction. Couldn't be those people could it.

You're cherry picking the Bible and making stuff up. Where does it say that the people he doesn't know are the ones that didn't ask him into their lives? If I remember correctly the false christians are very surprised when they're being sent off to hell.

I'm not really sure how you got that out of Galatians 5. Galations 5 is repremanding them for stating that circumcision is the path to salvation. It's pretty clear that the Galatians were circumcising people and saying "there! now you're saved", which Paul was telling them was wrong.


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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-06-2010, 08:57 PM

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God tells His people that they shall know one another by their fruits. And what are these fruits? Galatians 5 has the answer: love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance. Unfortunately I see very little fruit among the posters on this forum. I see a lot of anger, a lot of intolerance and a lot of hatred towards minorities such as gay people and black people.
We merely want to save everyone. Like Paul writes about sinners.

1 Timothy 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

If they do not accept Christ's temporary sacrifice for their sins, The Bible has a lot to say about that.

1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

Read Ecclesiastes 3
8A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

You know that scripture hippies are so fond of?

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This leads me to the conclusion that the vast majority of you are actually in a religion about Christ, but are without Christ in your hearts.


This leads me to believe you haven't actually read the Bible. You merely open your mouth and swallow whatever your false Christian ministers shove into your maw.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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I will pray that you come to know God, and know peace!

Did you get that from the Holy Bible or a bumper sticker?


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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-06-2010, 10:24 PM

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Scripture tells us that many come crying the name of the Lord, but do not know Him. They have not repented and asked the Christ into their lives. They have not been born anew in the Holy Spirit. Such people are not the Lord's. They are the Devil's, even though they themselves do not realise it.

God tells His people that they shall know one another by their fruits. And what are these fruits? Galatians 5 has the answer: love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance. Unfortunately I see very little fruit among the posters on this forum.
I see that you like to quote Paul outside the context of, say, the REST of the Bible.

Why is that? I look forward to your explanation.

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I see a lot of anger, a lot of intolerance and a lot of hatred towards minorities such as gay people and black people.
Since you like quoting Paul so much, what did HE say about gay people?

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Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Oh, they're not going to inherit the kingdom of God. There's only one alternative: Hell. Paul is saying the homosexuals will all go to Hell, even if they're "nice" people.

What else did Paul say about homosexuality? Let's look at Romans 1:26-27:

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27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
OH! It's a "vile affection".

Neither Paul nor we hate homosexuals. We just know that their "vile affections" offend God, and will result in their "not inherit[ing] the kingdom of God". So, we tell them. You call this hate?

I call letting them go to Hell for all eternity and not giving them warning HATE!

As for Negroes, well the Bible makes it clear that they are cursed.

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This leads me to the conclusion that the vast majority of you are actually in a religion about Christ, but are without Christ in your hearts. You have no god, and that is why you have no peace in your hearts.

I will pray that you come to know God, and know peace!
I will pray the same for you.

You'd clearly prefer to coddle sinners in this life, that they be tortured endlessly and without mercy in the next. You are a sick, sadistic monster, and I weep for your children.


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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-07-2010, 01:25 AM

I think you over there in Europe have been far too influenced by the likes of Nietzsche and Satre. Clearly God is alive and well in all of our hearts how do you think we are able to recite the Bible with such clarity and understanding? I think what you need is a good ol' American KJV. That will put your mind at ease.


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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-07-2010, 02:21 AM

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Scripture tells us that many come crying the name of the Lord, but do not know Him. They have not repented and asked the Christ into their lives. They have not been born anew in the Holy Spirit. Such people are not the Lord's. They are the Devil's, even though they themselves do not realise it.

God tells His people that they shall know one another by their fruits. And what are these fruits? Galatians 5 has the answer: love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance. Unfortunately I see very little fruit among the posters on this forum. I see a lot of anger, a lot of intolerance and a lot of hatred towards minorities such as gay people and black people.

This leads me to the conclusion that the vast majority of you are actually in a religion about Christ, but are without Christ in your hearts. You have no god, and that is why you have no peace in your hearts.

I will pray that you come to know God, and know peace!
You seem to be confusing you own emotion and questioning of the Lord to the True Christians here.

Exodus 35:31 And he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship;


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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-07-2010, 06:28 AM

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I see that you like to quote Paul outside the context of, say, the REST of the Bible.

Why is that? I look forward to your explanation.


Since you like quoting Paul so much, what did HE say about gay people?



Oh, they're not going to inherit the kingdom of God. There's only one alternative: Hell. Paul is saying the homosexuals will all go to Hell, even if they're "nice" people.

Oh dear! Seems like someone needs a lesson or two in Biblical context. The truth is that the Bible says NOTHING about gay, lesbian or transgender relationship. All we have are poorly translated passages which bear little resemblance to the original Greek!

I suggest you get yourself a copy of the Gay and Lesbian Bible, which might help transform your hate into hope.
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Oh dear! Seems like someone needs a lesson or two in Biblical context. The truth is that the Bible says NOTHING about gay, lesbian or transgender relationship. All we have are poorly translated passages which bear little resemblance to the original Greek!

I suggest you get yourself a copy of the Gay and Lesbian Bible, which might help transform your hate into hope.
You have completely jumped the shark here.

Only the passages concerning homosexuality are poorly translated? What about the passages concerning Christ rising after three days. I suppose those might be mistranslated as well?

Romans 1:26-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9 and Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13. The case against homosexuals is airtight unlike the hind end of a sodomite.


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Oh dear! Seems like someone needs a lesson or two in Biblical context. The truth is that the Bible says NOTHING about gay, lesbian or transgender relationship. All we have are poorly translated passages which bear little resemblance to the original Greek!

I suggest you get yourself a copy of the Gay and Lesbian Bible, which might help transform your hate into hope.
The Bible has many passages about homerism. This is one;

Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them

Why are you posing links to Bible that homers have modified to suit them?


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Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-08-2010, 05:11 AM

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Oh dear! Seems like someone needs a lesson or two in Biblical context. The truth is that the Bible says NOTHING about gay, lesbian or transgender relationship. All we have are poorly translated passages which bear little resemblance to the original Greek!

I suggest you get yourself a copy of the Gay and Lesbian Bible, which might help transform your hate into hope.
The Bible says nothing about homosexuality? Sure, rewrite the Bible all you want, but the REAL Bible is pretty clear about things.

Genesis 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (And we all know what God did to Sodom)

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.
(some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-08-2010, 06:12 AM

How is anyone supposed to know the Word of God unless you can rely on the plain text? It's always maddening to hear the relativists with contextual-itis disease try to bend and twist unambiguous language to suit the sinful zeitgeist du jour.

If it's what you want to hear, Scripture is plain. If it isn't what you want to hear then the relativists say well, you know, in the original Greek it means blah blah blah. Their interpretation always conveniently dovetails exactly with what they want, be it homer-style fudge-packing or rejection of the death penalty or any number of permissive feel-good things.

God's children are not, by and large, language scholars and don't have to be. The inspired word of God is unchanging and eternal, and accessible in the plain-spoken black-letter KJV1611 Bible to anyone who with eyes to read or ears to hear someone read it to them.

This 'situational scripture' heresy is succinctly rebuffed in Matthew 23:24: [Ye] blind guides, which strain at a GNAT, and swallow a camel.

And a final word, at least by me, on Marian and other saints worship,which has been tossed around in this thread: A study of catlick prayer requests three years ago showed that Jesus was SIXTH in line of those prayed to. SIXTH. Another thing all the Mackerel Snappers try to twist around. If you pray to a dead person to intercede on your behalf, that's worshipping idols. No more complicated than that.

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How is anyone supposed to know the Word of God unless you can rely on the plain text? It's always maddening to hear the relativists with contextual-itis disease try to bend and twist unambiguous language to suit the sinful zeitgeist du jour.

If it's what you want to hear, Scripture is plain. If it isn't what you want to hear then the relativists say well, you know, in the original Greek it means blah blah blah. Their interpretation always conveniently dovetails exactly with what they want, be it homer-style fudge-packing or rejection of the death penalty or any number of permissive feel-good things.

God's children are not, by and large, language scholars and don't have to be. The inspired word of God is unchanging and eternal, and accessible in the plain-spoken black-letter KJV1611 Bible to anyone who with eyes to read or ears to hear someone read it to them.

This 'situational scripture' heresy is succinctly rebuffed in Matthew 23:24: [Ye] blind guides, which strain at a GNAT, and swallow a camel.

And a final word, at least by me, on Marian and other saints worship,which has been tossed around in this thread: A study of catlick prayer requests three years ago showed that Jesus was SIXTH in line of those prayed to. SIXTH. Another thing all the Mackerel Snappers try to twist around. If you pray to a dead person to intercede on your behalf, that's worshipping idols. No more complicated than that.

Just my two cents worth.
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How is anyone supposed to know the Word of God unless you can rely on the plain text? It's always maddening to hear the relativists with contextual-itis disease try to bend and twist unambiguous language to suit the sinful zeitgeist du jour.
AU contraire, it is the literalist who are guilty of that. Constantly misinterpreting what's there, misapplying it, and inventing what's not there to begin with. Poor interpretation stems from the fact that the reader is not reading the Book as it was intended to be read (through the lens of the Holy Spirit). The Bible was written by God's people, for God's people. It is not intended for ignorant religious folk who want to feel better about themselves by worshipping a God they do not know.

If you are genuinely saved, the Holy Spirit will open your eyes, and you will begin to understand what Scripture is about. Otherwise, just keep reading what's there is black and white, and your foolhardiness will follow you to the grave.
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AU contraire, it is the literalist who are guilty of that. Constantly misinterpreting what's there, misapplying it, and inventing what's not there to begin with. Poor interpretation stems from the fact that the reader is not reading the Book as it was intended to be read (through the lens of the Holy Spirit). The Bible was written by God's people, for God's people. It is not intended for ignorant religious folk who want to feel better about themselves by worshipping a God they do not know.
And I contend that you are the one who lacks understanding about God. Perhaps this "lens" that you speak of has smears and specks from your own ego. You certainly do feel better about yourself the more you attack us; but that's what ignorant religious folk do.


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Poor interpretation stems from the fact that the reader is not reading the Book as it was intended to be read (through the lens of the Holy Spirit).
Oh, I couldn't agree more! If it wasn't for the lens of the Holy Spirit, I would view the story of Lot offering his virgin daughters up to a mob of rapists as a disgusting piece of misogynistic filth. But thanks to the Holy Spirit, I see the story as a rather roundabout commentary on hospitality. Glory! Additionally, if I did not have the Holy Spirit dwelling within me, I would be most unimpressed by the Bible's condoning of slavery, rape victims being forced to marry their rapists, etc. But those are GOD's rules after all, and one must use their Holy Ghost Spectacles in order to accept such rules -- otherwise how could we stomach them?


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...The Bible was written by God's people, for God's people. It is not intended for ignorant religious folk who want to feel better about themselves by worshipping a God they do not know...
How very righteous of you. You would much rather let people go to hell than have them read the word of the Lord. God gave us the will to believe in Him, yet would take away God's will for your own.

Jeremiah 4:22 For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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AU contraire, it is the literalist who are guilty of that. Constantly misinterpreting what's there, misapplying it, and inventing what's not there to begin with. Poor interpretation stems from the fact that the reader is not reading the Book as it was intended to be read (through the lens of the Holy Spirit). The Bible was written by God's people, for God's people. It is not intended for ignorant religious folk who want to feel better about themselves by worshipping a God they do not know.

If you are genuinely saved, the Holy Spirit will open your eyes, and you will begin to understand what Scripture is about. Otherwise, just keep reading what's there is black and white, and your foolhardiness will follow you to the grave.
If you don't open your eyes pretty quick it could mean the end for you You never know when that cross-town bus with your name on it is just around the corner.

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Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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Default Re: Religion ABOUT Christ, WITHOUT Christ. - 08-09-2010, 05:30 PM

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Oh dear! Seems like someone needs a lesson or two in Biblical context. The truth is that the Bible says NOTHING about gay, lesbian or transgender relationship. All we have are poorly translated passages which bear little resemblance to the original Greek!

I suggest you get yourself a copy of the Gay and Lesbian Bible, which might help transform your hate into hope.
So, you claim yourself to be Christian.

This means that you believe God is all-knowing and all-powerful.

You also say that the Bible is "mistranslated". Every version, except your homosexual "bible".

Therefore, you have one of two options. I'm curious which one fits with your bizarre worldview:

Option 1: God is unable to control the text of the Bible to make sure people read the words He wants them to read, since the Bible is how we know God.

If you choose this option, you are saying God is weak. You are saying the Creator of the Universe has less control over copyright than Danielle Steele.

Option 2: God knows that people are reading a distortion of His Word, and that their mistaken beliefs will lead them to eternal Hellfire. He either doesn't care, or enjoys misleading people so He may torture them for eternity.

If you choose this option, you must believe God to be evil. You probably enjoy self-published screeds like Malevolent Design: The Death of a Loving God by "Reverend AtheisTard". He claims, "Never before has a book so aggressively leveled the charge that a creator deity, if it were to exist, would be completely and unimaginably evil."

As one might expect with atheist drivel, there are no user reviews, no images, no excerpts . . . and no publisher!

So, which is it? Do you think God is a pathetic excuse for a deity who lacks the ability to make sure His Word is preserved, or do you think He is a sick and evil monster who wants to confuse people so He can torture them?

Wouldn't it be easier to admit that you are an atheist yourself and that you hate God?
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Mrs. Rogers, do you know where such spectacles could be obtained? I'm having difficulty with some of the teens in my congregation. They refuse to see God's glory in tape worms.

I first thought they needed a Suzanne Hinn-style "Holy Ghost Enema", but perhaps the Spectacles would be a better, and cleaner, choice. I just had my study the sanctuary recarpeted!


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Brother Rodimer, You have such a big heart for the unsaved that you just don't see how far gone this one is. He's a sodomizer and just won't listen to your words of salvation through Jesus. And so on Judgement Day, Jesus Himself will weep bitterly as he drops kicks "Christian_Rover" into the bowels of Hell. There's nothing we can do except warn others away from the fate "Christian_Rover" has embraced.


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