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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-14-2014, 11:41 PM
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Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

It is pretty clear from the Bible(KJV1611) where you will go for eternity. Why court eternal damnation when all you need to do is embrace Christ and let Him into your life?

God bless.
Don't bother quoting the old testament, as they are all used in the Qur'an (The muslim version of the bible) as well

Also, it is really annoying the fact that I con only post every 900 seconds as I cannot keep up with everyone.
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-14-2014, 11:45 PM
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Don't bother quoting the old testament, as they are all used in the Qur'an (The muslim version of the bible) as well

Also, it is really annoying the fact that I con only post every 900 seconds as I cannot keep up with everyone.
Now see here, little miss petulant. This is a site for praising Jesus. If you are not her to fellowship and talk about how much you love Him you have no cause to be here.

Why exactly are you here?

God bless.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-14-2014, 11:45 PM
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Ok, remember that I am an atheist at the moment, so that means that I don't believe in what the bible says.
That's odd since this site is dedicated to Praising God!

Something must have led you here. Why don't you ask before that jawa blows you both to bits?

"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Cool Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-14-2014, 11:53 PM
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For a start, I am a guy. Secondly, I am not about to read the bible again (I have read 4 different bibles and the NIV study bible twice.)
We are all mighty impressed, I can tell you. Wow!

Do you make potty all by yourself too? So Big!

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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-14-2014, 11:54 PM
Fair enough. I am a racist, sexist, inappropriate dickheads? When I left grade 3, that was when I thought that people would stop making fun of the mentally retarded, the women and people like me that are non-Americans. You consider everything that is not a KJV1611 bible to be the work of Satan. You want to kill everyone that is not a Landover Baptist (breaking bad on another of the 10 commandments). Everyone in autria can go to hell, and are happily being used by the abos. We rape people when you want to marry them, and love abortion but happily kill 2 year old sheep. Why, am I too stupid to know?
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 12:01 AM
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I have read the bible, I just don't believe in it.
Sure

So what were those 10 commandments again that you know, but don't believe in?

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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 12:11 AM
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I have read the bible, I just don't believe in it.
Yes you do. That's what brought you here. Something was tinkling in the nether regions of your brain. You may not have been consciously aware of it, but it was there. An unrealised hankering for the Lord in your life. Accept Him. Succumb to God. Tell us all about your sordid life and we will show you the path to Salavation
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 12:13 AM
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Fair enough. I am a racist, sexist, inappropriate dickheads? When I left grade 3, that was when I thought that people would stop making fun of the mentally retarded, the women and people like me that are non-Americans. You consider everything that is not a KJV1611 bible to be the work of Satan. You want to kill everyone that is not a Landover Baptist (breaking bad on another of the 10 commandments). Everyone in autria can go to hell, and are happily being used by the abos. We rape people when you want to marry them, and love abortion but happily kill 2 year old sheep. Why, am I too stupid to know?
Who made fun of the mentally retarded? Where do we say we want to kill all non Landoverans?

You really have a tendency to exaggerate. As for racism and sexism, we do not tolerate them here. Your hypersensitivity suggests you are a negro.

"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 12:23 AM
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Who made fun of the mentally retarded? Where do we say we want to kill all non Landoverans?

You really have a tendency to exaggerate. As for racism and sexism, we do not tolerate them here. Your hypersensitivity suggests you are a negro.
Hang on, you just said I am a negro as if it is a bad thing. Last time I checked, that is the very definition of racism. Also, here are some links.

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Hang on, you just said I am a negro as if it is a bad thing. Last time I checked, that is the very definition of racism. Also, here are some links.

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Friend, there is nothing bad about the negroid races place in life. They are very important in Gods Plan. Your racist comment is not appreciated.

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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 12:36 AM
I am gay.

Happy now?
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 12:41 AM
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Hang on, you just said I am a negro as if it is a bad thing.
He did not say it as if it's a bad thing! What gave you that idea! You're clearly a paranoid racist!
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I am gay.

Happy now?
Good for you, mate

These arseholes need to understand that it's okay to be gay: despite the bible saying otherwise

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I am gay.

Happy now?
If only more people could be so honest about their sexuality the world woulkd be a better play.

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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 12:56 AM
Ugh. This thread needs to be bleached!

Landover is not some place for the queers and 'free spirited' to dance about with flowers in their hair. It is a place for the praising of Jesus.

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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 02:46 AM
Hang on, I just got infracted because my post to said "I am gay. Happy now?" when that was what it was supposed to say. This is just stupid. Also, how do you know if the bible is right? Oh that's right, it's because it says so in the bible. Circular logic much?
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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 02:58 AM
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Also, how do you know if the bible is right? Oh that's right, it's because it says so in the bible.
Don't be silly, it's right because it's written by God.
It's so obvious.

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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 03:01 AM
Annnd... Some *gaysexual fantasies removed* as well. I'm going to see how many infractions are physically possible.

Also, how do you know if the bible is right? Oh that's right, it's because it says so in the bible. Circular logic much?'

Can you *gaysexual whining removed* answer that?
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Annnd... Some *gaysexual fantasies removed* as well. I'm going to see how many infractions are physically possible.

Also, how do you know if the bible is right? Oh that's right, it's because it says so in the bible. Circular logic much?'

Can you *gaysexual whining removed* answer that?
Brother Alphonse just did. Look above your post.

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Default Re: Atheist here. Try your hardest to convince me about your religion. - 03-15-2014, 03:14 AM
Sorry, Alphonse Alban replied just as I did my last post.

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Don't be silly, it's right because it's written by God.
It's so obvious.
And how do you know that God wrote the bible? Oh that's right, it says so in the bible

Circular logic much?
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