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Default Re: Next goth-killer demands special rights: - 10-05-2008, 03:20 AM
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I don't mope, I am a girl and I usually don't wear makeup, and even when I do it's not that much.
I'm pretty sure God has bigger fish to fry than a bunch of harmless people who wear black.
You're pretty sure are you....

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I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Next goth-killer demands special rights: - 10-12-2008, 09:09 PM
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Okay, seriously? You people get WAAAAAAAY too worked up over how other people live their lives.

You don't like him wearing makeup? Okay, fine. I can understand people thinking it's weird. Thinking it makes him a killer? Where did you get that?

Me, even if I did believe that, I would complain about them being KILLERS because, compared to that, makeup seems insignificant.

You know, if men wearing makeup make them killers, I should remind you that McCain always wears makeup before he appears on camera. So does Dubya. And his daddy did, too. And Regan.
These kids think they've got it tough. "Oh, boo hoo, I can't be a baby goth fag at school! Mommy, Daddy, sue the big bad school so I can wear black lipstick!" Try getting thrown in the back of a cop car while you're hogtied because you got some bad junk and then having a cop stick his dick in your face while he points a gun at your head. That's a tough day!

What a little faggot! He doesn't wanna be goth, he want's to suck dick! And what the hell is the big piffleing deal about wearing that shit at school, wear it at the mall, or while you're hanging out a Cold Stone Creamery with all your other queer little baby goth friends!

I'll say it again, I'm here for the help these Christians can give me, I don't wanna fight with 'em. Why do you little punks come here anyway? Don't you have anything better to do than hassle these people? You obviously have pretty easy lives if you choose to spend your time fighting with people you supposedly hate! Or maybe you're just jealous of how much these folks seem to love God? I dunno, but it seems like they got some stuff pretty well figured out.




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