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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 01:00 PM

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why are you rude? you know you're gay...and gay people are nice to other guys.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 02:49 PM

Gays are not nice to others - they are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord

Leviticus 18:22
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Gays are not nice to others - they are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
really?

so you all say that you love Jesus and you are in love with him and you sleep with him and so on...and he is a guy. This makes you gay my friends
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 03:16 PM

I look forward to the day when you pay for your blasphemy. The only thing you will experience up your bottom will be Satan's flaming spear.
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I look forward to the day when you pay for your blasphemy. The only thing you will experience up your bottom will be Satan's flaming spear.
yes... I will go to hell in every relogion.... but I'll have you all along side me))
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why are you rude? you know you're gay...and gay people are nice to other guys.
I would go further and say gays are the worst kind of people: they chose to spit in Jesus' face by having many anonymous partners (trawling through a multitude of terrible toilet tribesmen). The above post gives chapter and verse for why it is wrong.

I'm sorry if expressing my opinion counts as rude where you come from: on Gods' friendliest website it's called being honest

Romans 12:17 Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men.

As for me knowing I'm gay I must say that you seem to hold your ability to read minds in high regard; a sorcerous ability you must have some pride in?

Malachi 3:5 And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts.

So God judges sorcerers in the same way he judges adulters and bearers of false witness. Let's see what God says about that, shall we?

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

So (by your logic) if you have sorcerous powers and can correctly divine aspects about me that you have no natural way of knowing you are by definition a dirty scumbag socerer who is destined to go to Hell.

So either you have no idea if I'm gay and are just hoping or you are a filthy scumbag wizard who cannot be trusted and is off to Hell as soon as his magic runs out.

Which is it, Gandalf?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 03:23 PM

Well said -

Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Well said -

Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

so... which one of there are you guys?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 03:37 PM

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Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

so... which one of there are you guys?
Has someone here performed miracle in Jesus' name, then lightly spoken evil of Jesus? Has someone here claimed to be Christ and deceived many? Has someone here been casting out devils and speaking with new tongues?
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Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

so... which one of there are you guys?
You list three separate verses with three separate and disjoint meanings and ask us to pick which one we are? It's a question that can't be answered! We have cast out many demons, so of course we have proven Mark 16:17 true, we do not speak lightly of our Lord and Savior. Finally, of course we are quick to point out those who seek to deceive people by claiming to be of the Lord (we were the first to condemn Joel Osteen for example). We exemplify ALL of the Bible, my friend, not just one verse!


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Mark 9:39 But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.

Mark 13:6 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

Mark 16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

so... which one of there are you guys?
I'm still waiting for you to answer my original question:

Are you a worthless wizard or a hopeful homo?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 03:48 PM

Either way he is hell-bound

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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Either way he is hell-bound

Leviticus 18:22
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A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
Yup. The Big Man is gonna burn him up good (in His Mercy).

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 03:57 PM

Its gone quiet in the wizard/homer's direction hasn't it?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-18-2012, 09:11 AM

JESUS IS NOT REAL PEOPLE, OPEN UP YOUR EYES!
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JESUS IS NOT REAL PEOPLE, OPEN UP YOUR EYES!
YOUR GOD GIVEN EYES!!


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-18-2012, 11:14 AM

I'm Atheist,pathetic christians !!!
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If Jesus is not real how do you explain the following?

Matthew 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

Matthew 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

Matthew 1:21 And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.

Matthew 1:25 And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.

Matthew 2:1 Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem,

Matthew 3:13 Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him.

Will you be able to do that? Or is this another typical Godmocking hateful drive by?

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Will you be able to do that? Or is this another typical Godmocking hateful drive by?
These people are not interested in the evidence; they are just interested in finding a way to kid themselves on that God doesn't mind if they have anal sex.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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I'm Atheist,pathetic christians !!!
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hello so i'll talk about myself.first i'm a french 18 years old boy and I'm very happy because i have discovered that beautiful forum:
Seems you have shown your true colours: enjoy Hell

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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