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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 10:26 PM
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It seems you are the one who has not read the Bible. The Bible commands True Christians to judge righteously. It's things like:
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that God forbids.
Our Pastor has graciously written a lecture on just this topic, educate yourself.
But don't worry, it's not too late (assuming God hasn't yet struck you dead for your insolence), you too can repent, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and get baptized. You still have time to choose Heaven instead of Hell.
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This is the greatest forum of all TIME!
Will you pray w/ me for my hellish worship of the beautiful Icelandic breasts I think of often?
The are so white, with slightly noticeable veins and gorgeous pink mountain-peak nipples.
Could G-d have created a more perfect thing on earth?
Please help me, the Demon Breastavia must be whispering in my ear.
I am so disturbed I want to have sex w/ Cranky-old-man as well
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:08 PM
Good evening cranky old Anus.
It's true that our mighty (aka better then your god) viking god Thor will smite you and your impure race with his lightning and hammer and to prove this, your god is nailed to a cross, my god has a hammer, any questions?
Anyway to make this post short I'm calling out your Negro ass, come and get me and may we feast in Valhalla on your rotten corpse
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:16 PM
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I am so disturbed I want to have sex w/ Cranky-old-man as well.
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You WHAT ???
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:17 PM
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Good evening cranky old Anus.
It's true that our mighty (aka better then your god) viking god Thor will smite you and your impure race with his lightning and hammer and to prove this, your god is nailed to a cross, my god has a hammer, any questions?
Anyway to make this post short I'm calling out your Negro ass, come and get me and may we feast in Valhalla on your rotten corpse
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Hello not so nice person. Did you ever hear of a thing called facts?
Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.
You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.
And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:22 PM
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I have conducted more research on Bjork. She has made a despicable video featuring lesbian robots. Now, I am not surprised that somebody invented gay robots--I knew it was only a matter of time. I am surprised that these gay robots are coming from Iceland. Icelanders are extremely primitive. They must have kidnapped a few Japs and held them at icicle-point to get these gay robots invented. Anyway, the luridness begins at 2:12.
WARNING. THIS VIDEO IS PORNOGRAPHIC. IT SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY THOSE WHO ARE MORALLY ROBUST. ABSOLUTELY NO TRUE CHRISTIAN© WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO VIEW THIS ICELANDIC FILTH.
Shame on Bjork (pronounced Ba-jork) and her puny, lesbian-robot-loving country! I am outraged!
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Aww come on old man, don't be dull, you might like robot sex once you try it, at least the Japs did ;D you can still party old man but maybe you should start with flesh first, how about you come over to my place and I'll teach you a thing or two or MORE RAWR and don't worry, I'll be gentle
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:30 PM
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Aww come on old man, don't be dull, you might like robot sex once you try it, at least the Japs did ;D you can still party old man but maybe you should start with flesh first, how about you come over to my place and I'll teach you a thing or two or MORE RAWR and don't worry, I'll be gentle
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:47 PM
Yes - I might even want to have sex w/ the vociferous cranky.
I don't enjoy porn, just the wonders of the Icelandic Bosom.
I don't believe in your interpretation of the Bible, as it's grounded in your own "Turd" like mythology.
Maybe I could open a strip club in Iceland called Rapture?
Thoughts?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:49 PM
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Hello not so nice person. Did you ever hear of a thing called facts?
Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.
You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.
And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
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Good now that I've got your attention I want to ask you some questions and since you CLAIM to be a TRUE Christian you have to answer truthfully or burn with me in the 8th circle of hell .
1: Do you truly believe in god and all of his teachings?
2: What's your view on the Blacks?
3: What's is your on the gays?
4: Have you ever sinned and what sin did you commit?
5: What's your view on the Muslims and the Jews?
6: How old are you and do you take any medication?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:52 PM
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So true Brother Enoch.
The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-27-2010, 11:53 PM
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Thoughts?
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You first. I've yet to see one from you.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-28-2010, 12:24 AM
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Good now that I've got your attention I want to ask you some questions and since you CLAIM to be a TRUE Christian you have to answer truthfully
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I will answer your questions.
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or burn with me in the 8th circle of hell
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Well, at least you know where you are going.
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1: Do you truly believe in god and all of his teachings?
2: What's your view on the Blacks?
3: What's is your on the gays?
4: Have you ever sinned and what sin did you commit?
5: What's your view on the Muslims and the Jews?
6: How old are you and do you take any medication?
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1: Yes.
2: If they follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible they can go to Heaven.
3: God does not allow gays.
4: Yes, I committed many sins, like masturbation for example. But my father has beaten the fear of God into me.
5: They will all go to hell, unless they change and start following Jesus Christ.
6: I am 72 and I have never taken any medication.
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-28-2010, 12:45 AM
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1: Do you truly believe in god and all of his teachings?
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I think you already know the answer to this question. Are you mentally retarded or something?
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2: What's your view on the Blacks?
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The Bible (KJV1611) does not say much about the negroes but here's something that might help you:
Lamentations 4:8
Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick.
Joel 2:6:
Before their face the people shall be much pained: all faces shall gather blackness.
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3: What's is your on the gays?
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Leviticus 20:13:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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4: Have you ever sinned and what sin did you commit?
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In my youth I committed many sins but just as with Cranky Old Man here, I got flogged and beaten by my father into believing God's true word.
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5: What's your view on the Muslims and the Jews?
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Exodus 20:3:
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
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6: How old are you and do you take any medication?
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I am 40 years old and I have never needed any medication with Christ by my side.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-28-2010, 12:56 AM
By the way, here's another photograph of hell taken in Iceland:
Here you can see a sinner burning in the flames. This is where all of you sinners out there will be going unless you turn to the true teachings of the LORD.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
03-01-2010, 07:32 AM
Jim - you are quite well wrong in your list, and in fact by doing so, are you not the one who's spreading hate by making false statements? This is no different than the Islamic extremists who attacked out country on 9/11. In a different since you are doing the same thing with the Christian faith.
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GOD HATES ICELAND!
The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!
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Similar, but not the same.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[LIST=1][*]They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
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You might let the First Baptist Church know that. I don't think they realize they don't exist.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Njardv...k/244172470454
Also about 90% of the population is a member of a Christian congregation of some form or another. Granted that the majority are Lutheran, however, I don't think it's your place to judge them as being hellbound or not.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[*]God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
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????????? The lowest point of Iceland is sea level. So is Florida, and for that matter any costal area of the US. New Orleans is well known to be below sea level, which would put it closer to hell than Iceland. The US also has Yellowstone National Park which is full of gysers. So by your own rational the US is also hated by God. I don't believe that to be true, but you obviously must.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[*]God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
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Uh, newsflash Jim, the world economy isn't exactly doing to hot right now. Again, by your own rational this would make the US a nation being punished by God.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[*]The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
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Shall we list some of the musical heros in the US? Again, I don't think the US is hated by God, but you must think it is.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[*]They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men!
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Man, who was it that ran with John McCain in this last election? Oh yeah - Sarah Palin, GOVERNOR of Alaska. Who was governor of Louisiana when Katrina Hit? Kathleen Blanco. In fact, in the US 32 women have served or are currently serving as Governor.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[*]They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
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Take that one as you will.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[*]Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God!
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Well Jim, better stay away from NH, CT, MA, Vt, and Iowa. Oh, wait, your from Iowa. So you claim Iceland is condemned by God because they passed a law that your own state has passed. Have you reserve you U-Haul yet?
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
[*]Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding.
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But I thought you just said they were primarily Lutheran which is a Christian faith. They may not have the same ideals you do, but I really doubt these churches are worshipping the devil.
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[CENTER]GOD HATES ICELAND!
Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
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Hey Jim, how many strip clubs and adult toy stores do we have in the US. Also, do you have any idea of what goes on in Nevada?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
03-01-2010, 07:38 AM
To Cranky old Man - would you please point out where masturbation is a sin? To the best of my knowledge it's not mentioned anywhere in the Bible. And let me ask this to those who say it is a sin: You don't want your children having sex before marriage, yet God has placed those urges in them to do so. So what do you propose that they do?
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
03-01-2010, 07:53 AM
I'll answer this list too:
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Good now that I've got your attention I want to ask you some questions and since you CLAIM to be a TRUE Christian you have to answer truthfully or burn with me in the 8th circle of hell .
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Well, first of all, I will never burn in any circle of hell regardless of how I answer you. My soul has already been accounted for.
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1: Do you truly believe in god and all of his teachings?
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Yes
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2: What's your view on the Blacks?
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The same as my view on anyone else. Do you think the color of someone's skin dictates where they will go when they die? In fact, I know many black people, and I can tell you that there are a great many of them that are saved, and in fact I believe they are a very spiritual bunch. I've never been to a predominately black church, but having been given a couple videos of sermons and talking to black people that I know, I know that they are very much a spiritual group.
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3: What's is your on the gays?
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I get the tone that you think that black people are doomed to hell, but gays are OK. As sated already gays aren't viewed very positively in God's eyes.
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4: Have you ever sinned and what sin did you commit?
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Yes. We all have. And even as saved people we still do. The Bible says we are sinners, and none of us are perfect in God's eyes nor the eyes of Jesus. However we are all God's children, and as such he loves us anyway. The same as if you have children, you love them regardless. You never turn your back on your kids. They may do things you disapprove of, but they are still your kids and you love them.
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6: How old are you and do you take any medication?
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Neither question is relevant to my views on the Bible.
I pray that someday you too will be saved.
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03-01-2010, 09:05 AM
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To Cranky old Man - would you please point out where masturbation is a sin? To the best of my knowledge it's not mentioned anywhere in the Bible. And let me ask this to those who say it is a sin: You don't want your children having sex before marriage, yet God has placed those urges in them to do so. So what do you propose that they do?
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Genesis 38:9-10:
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Matthew 5:28:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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03-01-2010, 10:51 AM
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Genesis 38:9-10:
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Matthew 5:28:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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I would add the following:
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Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves.
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But what this all has to do with Iceland is beyind me. It's so cold there, I don't imagine the eskimo can do much masturbating.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-01-2010, 11:50 AM
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It's so cold there, I don't imagine the eskimo can do much masturbating.
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This is just more proof that evolution is a lie. If Darwinism is correct, the Eskimo tallywacker should have developed a thick layer of blubber to insulate it from the cold stroke of the Eskimo hand. But this is not what we find.
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03-01-2010, 03:32 PM
Maybe it's just their testes that are layered in fat?
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