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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-10-2014, 03:07 AM

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I will try not to be disrespectful to you all as this is your forums and not mine. Still, I have some objections to be made.

First of all talking about the game. My son plays it, and I'm fine with it. I would rather for him to have friends, and live a normal High-School life. As I know what it is like to be lonely. I do not want him to hang out with some of the other kids, as they look quite... aggressive. Just because your opinion on the game is about Homosexuality and Terrorism it doesn't make it Satan's entertainment.

Second of all, I am sort of disappointed at the Christians (more specifically, this forum.) Is Homosexuality bad? I think not, it is their life, not yours to choose. Does the Bible discuss anything about Homosexuality? (Oh yes it does. But that is the teaching of 2000 friggin Years ago!) I dont want your "over the top" judgement because of your 'extreme' understanding of the Bible.

Thirdly,I quote:
"And Jealous
And Angry
And gives the ultimate Cold Shoulder
And Destructive
And Mysterious
And Serious about Circumcision"

Wow, that is very disturbing. So what is Satan's entities? I thought these were his in your teaching? For you, God is something to fear, or highly judgmental on its people. For me, God is somebody to pray to, to seek help etc. When I went to a Christian school back in the days, they did not teach me about these people who are striving to find fault in other societies day by day.

Lastly, I also quote:
"What do you think it is to be a Christian? If you don't accept the Authority of the Holy Bible, by whose authority do you determine what Christianity is?"

Answer: Free Speech. And if you decline, you are just a Hypocrite.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-10-2014, 04:02 AM

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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Christian Owned. This is just merely a website on the internet, and cannot ignore such laws. This site is not for Christians, its for Extremists. I advise you to change the URL to www.christianextremist.net

Sincerely, an Atheist.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-10-2014, 04:09 AM

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Christian Owned. This is just merely a website on the internet, and cannot ignore such laws. This site is not for Christians, its for Extremists. I advise you to change the URL to www.christianextremist.net

Sincerely, an Atheist.
When a woman follows a recipe to make a cake, do you call her an extremist cook?

When a guy follows a shop manual to torque the bolts on a cylinder head, do you call him an extremist mechanic?



Oh wait, those don't count because you haven't (yet) given up on cars and food.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-10-2014, 05:02 AM

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When a woman follows a recipe to make a cake, do you call her an extremist cook?

When a guy follows a shop manual to torque the bolts on a cylinder head, do you call him an extremist mechanic?



Oh wait, those don't count because you haven't (yet) given up on cars and food.

DON'T GIVE UP ON JESUS!!!



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It's my opinion if I want to follow Jesus or not. I would rather "burn in hell" for believing what is right than being forced to obey something I dont want to.

The Reason why I call all of you "Extremists" is because the things you say/represent about the Bible is just over the top. First of all, I dont think you should follow all the contents of the Bible, a fool would do that. Right now there are explanations to everything such as the Creation of the Universe and so on. For me, the 7-day creation is too Illogical.

Lastly, the things I see on the forums is the prime answer to why you are Extremists. "Left handed people will burn in hell", "Tic-Tac-Toe is Satan's Entertainment", "Negro Music is Satanic", "Indian People worship buttholes"

I am just impressed at the amount of creativity that goes into this thread. Thanks for giving me and my friend a good laugh.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-10-2014, 06:42 AM

Ok, I am more familiar with this forum now so I would give my fullest of opinions.

I hate it. I have not found a single thread that it doesn't object/offend people.

So... Christianity is the perfect religion and other religions are s*it? Is that judgement fair and just? What is wrong with you people!

I have no right to step into this circle, and I dont want to. And I am not gonna leave with a "Enjoy Hell" message because that is immature...
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I would rather "burn in hell" for believing what is right...
How ridiculous! Why would you burn in hell for believing what is right? Atheists will bend over backwards and stand on their heads to try to make the Holy Word of God look bad.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-12-2014, 04:39 AM

Wow. I have lost complete faith in Christianity because of what you people are saying. You guys are making a big deal out of nothing! When the medic's patients say "get behind me doctor" it doesn't refer to homosexuality at all. If you have played the game it is the heavy who says that line and he is the largest and slowest character in the game so he's an easy target. If the medic heals him he can do more to help the team but the medic is vulnerable so the heavy protects the medic not do homosexual actions. I hate it most when you say that homosexuality is the worst thing in that game(which there is none). the cussing is just like you see on TV. You don't see any of the characters say the F-word, the S-word, or the N-word. The violence in the game isn't that bad either. Look at other games today like far cry, hitman, call of duty, etc. TF2 looks more like a cartoon then a gory shooter. You people are just too blind and to stupid to realize that. I'm happy I won't have to see you ignorant jerks in hell.
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Wow. I have lost complete faith in Christianity because of what you people are saying. You guys are making a big deal out of nothing! When the medic's patients say "get behind me doctor" it doesn't refer to homosexuality at all. If you have played the game it is the heavy who says that line and he is the largest and slowest character in the game so he's an easy target. If the medic heals him he can do more to help the team but the medic is vulnerable so the heavy protects the medic not do homosexual actions. I hate it most when you say that homosexuality is the worst thing in that game(which there is none). the cussing is just like you see on TV. You don't see any of the characters say the F-word, the S-word, or the N-word. The violence in the game isn't that bad either. Look at other games today like far cry, hitman, call of duty, etc. TF2 looks more like a cartoon then a gory shooter. You people are just too blind and to stupid to realize that. I'm happy I won't have to see you ignorant jerks in hell.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-12-2014, 09:00 AM

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..the cussing is just like you see on TV. You don't see any of the characters say the F-word, the S-word, or the N-word..
Sounds dreadful. What gave you the idea I watch TV?

But that still leaves plenty of letters to choose from.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-12-2014, 08:06 PM

It absolutely sickens me that some parents actually allow their children to play such a blatantly gay and satanic game! I must inform Lancefield of this, so he warn the children he guide of this disturbing abomination!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-16-2014, 09:24 PM

Team Fortress 2 is a great game, possibly only exceeded by Portal 2, Diablo 3, LSD Emulator, and the Assassin's Creed trilogy. The science and quantum physics in Portal 2 just resonates. Diablo is great not only because of the violence, but also because you team up with an angel that subjected himself to humanity in the fight to stop Satan. LSD is great because it mimics the use of drugs without the player ever having to take drugs, it's super scary though. And last but not least, Assassin's Creed-- with their assassinations, raids, adultery, cross dressing, and homosexual context.


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Team Fortress 2 is a great game, possibly only exceeded by Portal 2, Diablo 3, LSD Emulator, and the Assassin's Creed trilogy. The science and quantum physics in Portal 2 just resonates. Diablo is great not only because of the violence, but also because you team up with an angel that subjected himself to humanity in the fight to stop Satan. LSD is great because it mimics the use of drugs without the player ever having to take drugs, it's super scary though. And last but not least, Assassin's Creed-- with their assassinations, raids, adultery, cross dressing, and homosexual context.
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Thumbs down Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-20-2014, 07:03 PM

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hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67


HA! HA! I laughed SO HARD! SEVERAL THINGS WRONG WITH THIS! First of all, it is about killing, but... it's really cartoony. Your son should be able to tell the difference between real life and fake video games. I'm 21, ad my mom let me play this when I was younger. That is because she knows I know the difference between real and fake. 2nd,there are light swears, the worst I've heard is "Get on the point, *** potty language ***!", its not "potty language *** YOU, potty language ***BAG!". 3rd, God is mentioned NOWHERE in the game. 4th, It has no anti-American themes in it at all. 5th,HOMOSEXUALITY? "I love this doctor!" is not used in a gay way. Wouldn't you love your doctor if he saver your life? And "Get behind me, doctor!" is not used like that at all. Its like "Get behind me so I can save your life, doctor." Its like saying to some dad "Oh your gay!" when they told their son "I love you, son."
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HA! HA! I laughed SO HARD! SEVERAL THINGS WRONG WITH THIS! First of all, it is about killing, but... it's really cartoony. Your son should be able to tell the difference between real life and fake video games. I'm 21, ad my mom let me play this when I was younger. That is because she knows I know the difference between real and fake. 2nd,there are light swears, the worst I've heard is "Get on the point, Dumbass!", its not "F*** YOU, D***BAG!". 3rd, God is mentioned NOWHERE in the game. 4th, It has no anti-American themes in it at all. 5th,HOMOSEXUALITY? "I love this doctor!" is not used in a gay way. Wouldn't you love your doctor if he saver your life? And "Get behind me, doctor!" is not used like that at all. Its like "Get behind me so I can save your life, doctor." Its like saying to some dad "Oh your gay!" when they told their son "I love you, son."
Thanks for reading.
These excuses have all been debunked in this thread. Perhaps you'd like to actually read the conversation before commenting more.



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Thumbs down Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-20-2014, 07:19 PM

Also, Unsaved Trash? Really? If you get banned from this stupid site that is claiming to be Christian, apparently you're An enemy of God and Eternally Damned to Hell. Like God said "fear those who have power over the body and soul, not those that can harm only the body." I don't know the verse. Go ahead and TRY to damn me. You cant do ANYTHING to me at all. Ban me. Don't care. Just wanted to get my opinion on this stupid subject out. TF2 is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
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These excuses have all been debunked in this thread. Perhaps you'd like to actually read the conversation before commenting more.

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Also, Unsaved Trash? Really? If you get banned from this stupid site that is claiming to be Christian, apparently you're An enemy of God and Eternally Damned to Hell. Like God said "fear those who have power over the body and soul, not those that can harm only the body." I don't know the verse. Go ahead and TRY to damn me. You cant do ANYTHING to me at all. Ban me. Don't care. Just wanted to get my opinion on this stupid subject out. TF2 is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
This site is full of absolute [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR]! yes I did.
The verse to which you are referring is Matthew 10:28:

And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul:
but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


Rather a striking warning, don't you think? Why do you think you are exempt from such God's Judgement?


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