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Sinner Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-18-2018, 02:02 AM
Hello fellow Christians! I go to Westbury Baptist Church, and my favorite verse is Revelation 21:8 because it shows all sinners what really happens when they die! I used to be a dirty Homer Sinner and prostitute, but I started to go to church, repented for my sins, and let Jesus into my heart.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-18-2018, 02:05 AM
Hi, Justin, and to our Godly forum! Very nice to meet you! I look forward towards reading more of your contributions on the forum!

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True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-18-2018, 02:13 PM
Hello, it's nice to see a member from the Westboro Baptist Church (even tough they hate anyone is not part of their cult).
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-18-2018, 02:49 PM
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I used to be a dirty Homer Sinner and prostitute

Going to a liberal false Christian church like Westboro would do that to you, wouldn't it?

Thankfully, Jesus has sent you to us! Are you ready to accept Him?
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-19-2018, 12:03 AM
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Going to a liberal false Christian church like Westboro would do that to you, wouldn't it?

Thankfully, Jesus has sent you to us! Are you ready to accept Him?
Sorry, Dolli, but I am not from Westboro Bapist Church. I live in Houston, Texas and I go to WestBURY Baptist Church. I understand your confusion due to the similarity of the names.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-19-2018, 12:10 AM
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Sorry, Dolli, but I am not from Westboro Bapist Church. I live in Houston, Texas and I go to WestBURY Baptist Church. I understand your confusion due to the similarity of the names.
Still, it isn't exactly Landover, is it?

Did you edit your post and change it to Westbury? Even a leery papist like Romeo saw Westboro.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-19-2018, 12:12 AM
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Still, it isn't exactly Landover, is it?

Did you edit your post and change it to Westbury? Even a leery papist like Romeo saw Westboro.
I know it is not Landover, but sadly I cannot make it to that Godly church!And no, I did not change it to Westbury. It has been like that since my thread was created, and that Romeo must have just read it wrong.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-19-2018, 12:19 AM
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I know it is not Landover, but sadly I cannot make it to that Godly church!And no, I did not change it to Westbury. It has been like that since my thread was created, and that Romeo must have just read it wrong.

Fear not Justin, you are not alone. There are many here who have not been blessed with the privilege to resist in a suitable vicinity to the church facilities in Freehold, myself included. Therefore, this website is the closest we will ever get to getting Saved by Jesus.

You may wish to confirm with the Senior Pastors here; if you were willing to part of a considerable Love Offering ($$$), I'm sure it could be arranged to mail weekly sermon recordings to your door.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Justin! - 05-19-2018, 01:49 AM
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Fear not Justin, you are not alone. There are many here who have not been blessed with the privilege to resist in a suitable vicinity to the church facilities in Freehold, myself included. Therefore, this website is the closest we will ever get to getting Saved by Jesus.

You may wish to confirm with the Senior Pastors here; if you were willing to part of a considerable Love Offering ($$$), I'm sure it could be arranged to mail weekly sermon recordings to your door.

Hold your horses, Dolli dear. Our Pastors don't receive tithes from just anybody. All potential donors are screened to avoid any confusion - basically, to avoid what that poor Michael "I'll fix this" Cohen is suffering right now.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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