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Default Good Evening - 05-12-2018, 09:57 PM

Since dawn of time the fate of man is that of lice.
Equal as parasites and moving without eyes.
A day of reckoning when penance is to burn.
Countdown together now and say the words
That you will learn.


I know your soul is not tainted, even though you've been told so.
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Default Re: Good Evening - 05-12-2018, 10:06 PM

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Default Re: Good Evening - 05-14-2018, 11:46 AM

Be careful, friends. We're dealing with a fan of "Ghost," which is a rock band known for lyrics that promote Catholicism.

Admins, I suggest you ban this papist.


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Default Re: Good Evening - 05-14-2018, 07:40 PM

Was he trying to cast some kind of spell?
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Default Re: Good Evening - 05-14-2018, 09:36 PM

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Was he trying to cast some kind of spell?

It's quite possible. But, with Lord as our Shepherd we cannot be hurt.
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Default Re: Good Evening - 05-20-2018, 11:25 PM

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Since dawn of time the fate of man is that of lice.
Equal as parasites and moving without eyes.
A day of reckoning when penance is to burn.
Countdown together now and say the words
That you will learn.
Are you a fan of Ghost, dear? You do realize they're a bunch of Satan-Loving homers, yes? I do not know what you are trying to say to us with this post.
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