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Default Chemtrails - 09-09-2009, 03:32 AM

Hi All,

I recently made a quick post in another thread about the evil chemtrails which the Demoncrats are using to control the world. But I was shocked (shocked!) to learn that some of my fellow Christians have not yet heard about this insidious plot! On the other hand, maybe I shouldn't be surprised, since the liberal media is always hiding the truth if not outright lying. If you were to believe the mainstream news, you'd think that socialist/fascist Obama was born in Hawaii rather than Cuba. Fortunately, thanks to this forum and Brother Rush, we know many truths: that Osambo wants to murder Sarah Palin's baby; that he wants to cut off the penises of Christian men; that he has czars, that he wants to censor the Internet; establish liberal re-education camps; and has established a White House enemies list.

Of course, the evil that is the Demoncrat Party didn't start with Obama. For example, way back in 1969, that Jew-bastard John Kennedy arranged a phony moon landing to help his re-election campaign. And his brother Teddy murdered his 14-year-old squeeze by drowning her and making it look like an accident (fortunately, the Lord just recently sent Teddy to Hell). But the Kennedy's were positively amateurish compared to the Clintons, who were evil incarnate.

It was the Clintons - with the help of the notorious underground terrorist organization ACORN - who began the program of spraying chemicals from airplanes. Thus, we witness the notorious spectacle of chemtrails.



Actually, it's not a single chemical that is being sprayed, but rather a deadly cocktail of both chemicals and nanorobots. The chemicals are used to: cause the global warming hoax so that Al Gore can become president; reduce the population of white people by turning them into homos; spread pig flu because negroes hate bacon and prefer to eat spare ribs. Meanwhile, the nanorobots silently creep into our nostrils to reach the brain, and take control of our minds so that we'll vote for Demoncrats.

Fortunately, there are ways that we can fight back. First, using the power of prayer, you can call up Sylphs to battle the Satanic chemtrails. However, this is exhausting, so you might want to consider purchasing an orgone generator. Note: anyone who wishes to purchase an orgone generator should contact me, since I am starting a new business to sell these, with some of the proceeds going to benefit my anti-abortion crusade.

Yes, brothers and sisters, we can successfully fight this evil, and regain control of our country from the liberal menace. But victory will not come easily or cheaply, and we must be ever vigilant. Chemtrails are just one visible sign of the beast. Insidious liberal plots like universal health care or Obama's school socialist indoctrination speech are an ever-present threat!


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Yours in Christ,
Brother Buford


yours in Christ,
Brother Buford



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