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African I've been thinking...*gulp* - 05-10-2018, 10:50 PM

Sometimes when I see other black people on this website, I wonder if it's really possible for them to be as unintelligent as they are. Lately though, I'm starting to feel like most black people on this website are white people who have the sole goal of making black people look idiotic.


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Default Re: I've been thinking... - 05-10-2018, 11:26 PM

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...I'm starting to feel like most black people on this website are white people who have the sole goal of making black people look idiotic.
You mean you're not?


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African Re: I've been thinking... - 05-10-2018, 11:37 PM

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Sometimes when I see other black people on this website, I wonder if it's really possible for them to be as unintelligent as they are. Lately though, I'm starting to feel like most black people on this website are white people who have the sole goal of making black people look idiotic.
Understandable. I often wonder why a race is as mentally weak as the nigras are. Then I recall what God says about the lesser races and my concerns vanish. You should not take the time to worry about things you do not understand. Sing and dance instead with your free time.

Song of Solomon 1:6
Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

Judges 3:5 And the children of Israel dwelt among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
Judges 3:6 And they took their daughters to be their wives, and gave their daughters to their sons, and served their gods.
Judges 3:7 And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD, and forgat the LORD their God, and served Baalim and the groves.

Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: I've been thinking... - 05-11-2018, 12:57 AM

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Sometimes when I see other black people on this website, I wonder if it's really possible for them to be as unintelligent as they are. Lately though, I'm starting to feel like most black people on this website are white people who have the sole goal of making black people look idiotic.
You're confused, dear. The Lord thy God is very specific about not allowing riff-raff into the congregation of the faithful (see my siggie for some references). Landover Baptist has an accomplished and award winning Ex-Negro program that includes church members like Remy Lebeau. He's been very busy in the pursuit of showing negroes the way, but you can look through the helpful thread Ask an Ex-Negro. You will find he's the kind of articulate, Spirit Filled individual we here at Landover Baptist Church count among our own, despite having been expelled from the dirty birth canal of a negress. No one is "dumbing down" for you, dear. I assure you.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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African Re: I've been thinking... - 05-11-2018, 02:14 AM

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You're confused, dear. The Lord thy God is very specific about not allowing riff-raff into the congregation of the faithful (see my siggie for some references). Landover Baptist has an accomplished and award winning Ex-Negro program that includes church members like Remy Lebeau. He's been very busy in the pursuit of showing negroes the way, but you can look through the helpful thread Ask an Ex-Negro. You will find he's the kind of articulate, Spirit Filled individual we here at Landover Baptist Church count among our own, despite having been expelled from the dirty birth canal of a negress. No one is "dumbing down" for you, dear. I assure you.
And that's another thing that disturbs me. Why do you have to give up your race in order to join god?


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And that's another thing that disturbs me. Why do you have to give up your race in order to join god?
I don't make the rules, dear. I only believe in them and follow them loyally, as is my duty and my privilege.


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And that's another thing that disturbs me. Why do you have to give up your race in order to join god?
Yes, Mr. Jackson, I am Harsha Shah and I am answering your nice post. Yes. I am wondering why you are being concerned about race? You seem to be an educated person and you have probably been reading, how race is not a biological concept when it comes to skin pigmentation. https://www.livescience.com/53613-ra...cientific.html Yes. I am also what these nice christians would call brown or coloured, but skin colour is a complex issue and our species is very uniform if we are looking at genetics. Yes. Blood types (AB0) and many other things are much better at classifying our fellow humans than skin colour, and if we are looking at blood types the Americans are very similar to Africans and Australians and not Europeans. Yes. If these people are concentrating on skin colour, it is what they are choosing to classify us, but are we supposed to be doing the same thing? Yes. I am very sorry if I am offending you, yes.


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Anthony, what does any of this twaddle have to do with your relationship with Jesus Christ?

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Why do people always bring race into it?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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Well, first of all why did I get an infraction for wishing her a happy late birthday? Second of all, I bring race into it because I find it to be upsetting that my people look to be so uneducated on here.


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Default Re: I've been thinking... - 05-11-2018, 04:48 PM

"I've been thinking..."

That is not recommended.

Obsessive thinking disorder or obsessive compulsive disorder is a type of anxiety disorder, that enslaves a person in a vicious cycle of thoughts and behavior.


I thought you guys were done being slaves.


Also there is the Godly Guidance of Ecclesiastes 7:16 :Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise; why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

This verse, and others like it advising we mere mortals to "chill out" when it comes to burning fuel in our noggins can be found in this excellent explanatory thread: God HATES Rational Thinking !

Check it out if you find yourself running the hamster wheel in your mind, trying to understand why God wants you to accept your social position as proscribed by His Word. You might actually learn something. (But not too much!)


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Yes, Mr. Jackson, I am Harsha Shah and I am answering your nice post. Yes. I am wondering why you are being concerned about race? You seem to be an educated person and you have probably been reading, how race is not a biological concept when it comes to skin pigmentation. https://www.livescience.com/53613-ra...cientific.html Yes. I am also what these nice christians would call brown or coloured, but skin colour is a complex issue and our species is very uniform if we are looking at genetics. Yes. Blood types (AB0) and many other things are much better at classifying our fellow humans than skin colour, and if we are looking at blood types the Americans are very similar to Africans and Australians and not Europeans. Yes. If these people are concentrating on skin colour, it is what they are choosing to classify us, but are we supposed to be doing the same thing? Yes. I am very sorry if I am offending you, yes.
Miss Harsha, I am afraid you will make this poor fellow's head spin. He seems like a product of the US public education, and let's just say that public schools in the US are not what they are elsewhere. Hence, I conclude that he is not ready to grasp the difference between the social construct of race and the biological human variation. I wouldn't even try to talk to him about clines! The more I teach in the US the more I realize some gaps cannot be bridged. The US school system is really good for producing fast food workers; science will have to continue being advance by immigrants who got their education elsewhere.


I apologize for dumping my frustrations on you, Miss Harsha, but I think you can relate as a fellow teacher.


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Default Re: I've been thinking... - 05-11-2018, 07:22 PM

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Well, first of all why did I get an infraction for wishing her a happy late birthday?
This is not a pick up joint in Rio de Janeiro


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Second of all, I bring race into it because I find it to be upsetting that my people look to be so uneducated on here.
Then they should work harder at school.


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: I've been thinking... - 05-11-2018, 08:02 PM

Dear young Anthony;

I only just noticed that your location is listed as New Jersey. . .






My deepest condolances.


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African Re: I've been thinking... - 05-11-2018, 09:23 PM

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This is not a pick up joint in Rio de Janeiro
What does Brazil have to do with anything? I'm not trying to pick her up, no offense but she is way too old for me.


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