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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-29-2012, 11:58 AM

You know, my religion existed before yours, so it's not New Age.

My "girlfriend" is male.

And I won't repent because I haven't done anything wrong.

And eternity means forever. Beyond time. Beyond the future. Infinity. Forever. And if I burn in a lake of fire infinitely, I won't regret this because while I was alive I accepted people for who they were and loved them for their flaws and their attributes.

I'll still pray for you. =D
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-29-2012, 12:59 PM

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You know, my religion existed before yours, so it's not New Age.

My "girlfriend" is male.

And I won't repent because I haven't done anything wrong.

And eternity means forever. Beyond time. Beyond the future. Infinity. Forever. And if I burn in a lake of fire infinitely, I won't regret this because while I was alive I accepted people for who they were and loved them for their flaws and their attributes.

I'll still pray for you. =D
It most certainly is new age. I don't know where you are getting your information from, but GOD created the world, and we worship GOD, so unless your "religion" was created before the world, you are wrong.

If your gf is male then why did you say she was female, and why does she have a female name and also a cycle????? We aren't dumb like you think we are. That's a stereotype and it's offensive!!!!!

Yes, you have done something wrong. Pray to JESUS and repent!!!!!

If you want to burn forever in hell just so you can be a Melissa Etheredge fan, you are crazy.

I don't need your prayers to a new age, false, lesbian god. I will continue to pray for you though, and I will put you and your gf on my prayer chain!!!!!

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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-29-2012, 05:12 PM

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...But as you are entitled to your opinions and beliefs, as am I...
True, but NOT HERE. This is a PRIVATELY owned and operated website. The Constitution (which is where free speech comes from) delineates the powers and responsibilities of the government. This isn't government-run, so you have NO rights here.

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...I used to be very Christian. And yes, I did read the bible. I believed that if I prayed and was a good person, that good things would come to me. But my mom died when I was 15 and my dad died when I was 21. I don't think that any loving and caring deity would honestly let the amount of awful things that have happened to me, happen to anyone. No one deserves what I've been though...
"Waaah, something bad happened, that means God doesn't exist!" Even an atheist can see the flaw in that logic.

How do you know that all wasn't part of God's Plan for your life? Or maybe you (or your parents) weren't praying and tithing hard enough?

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...So rather than whine and cry to an omnipotent force, I switched myself to something real. Something that's all around me. I believe that above all else, we are our own saviors and the energy of everything around is fuels that engine...
You never stopped believing in God, you just stopped believing in the Bible.

You stopped believing in God because He's judgemental, and expects obedience and results. You want something that will accept you the way you are, make no demands or conditions. You want something for FREE. Get a job, hippie.

When the next "tragedy" (aka shit happens) strikes your life, are you going to whine and cry to the rocks and trees? Do you really think they'll care?

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...So call me a satan worshiper or a witch. Whatever. My sole reason for even taking the time out of my day to say any of this to any of you was to make you pause for even a moment and consider the possibility that other belief systems work for other people...
Not gonna happen. Your faith may be weak (and always was, by the sound of it), but the TC's have the Bible which says God will reward them.

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...And if people chose to be gay, let them. Even if that does mean that they get sent to hell to have boiling vitriol dripped into their eye sockets for all of eternity. Maybe the love they feel for that other person is worth an afterlife of damnation...
I don't think you have good grasp of "eternity". It's, like, a reaaaaaaaallllllyy long time. Like, longer than high school, even.

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...That's not my place to judge. And it's not yours either...
Ok, so you didn't read the Bible (or you've forgotten it all).

Read it, and pay attention this time.

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...So you go on believing in what makes you feel complete and happy, and I'll keep on believe in the energy of the earth and every living thing around me...
There you go again about "happiness". Who cares about "happy" when your eternal salvation is at stake?


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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-29-2012, 08:00 PM

Here is the entrance to the Hutchins family Mestra-Hut© (Only Hutchins women allowed, no nigras or wet backs, we do not want the place any smellier than it has to be)


This is the main chamber. Notice they have electricity now. I love my girls!



Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-29-2012, 08:03 PM

Here is the sleeping area. Oldest get to be on top. The little ones do complain about the drippings but as Jesus tells us, it is a rite of passage.


As a showing of love for my women, I will stay outside out of the comforts of my bedroom and go camping in my tent from time to time.


Here is the inside. It can get dusty and sometimes flies are inside.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-29-2012, 08:33 PM

So I'm genuinely curious what your explanation is for ancient religions that existed before jesus. I know you say that god created everything, but then why did the Egyptians and other civilizations worship other gods?
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-29-2012, 08:49 PM

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Here is the entrance to the Hutchins family Mestra-Hut© (Only Hutchins women allowed, no nigras or wet backs, we do not want the place any smellier than it has to be)


This is the main chamber. Notice they have electricity now. I love my girls!

They even have a shovel to clean up their mess. You truly are a nice guy James.


Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.



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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-30-2012, 05:09 AM

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Pssst.

Gay sex is older than Jesus.

Ancient Greece.
We are not the slightest bit interested in hearing what you use as "lube", and do not want to know why you can't use fresh grease.

And it is painfully obvious that gay sex is older than Jesus, as God commanded Moses to execute homosexuals well over a thousand years before Jesus came.
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You know, my religion existed before yours, so it's not New Age.
Could you provide the ancient scriptures?

Anything by Aleister Crowley, Gerald Gardner, or Silverbunny Ravenfluff is not "ancient".

You claim that your ridiculous mumbo-jumbo existed before Christianity, which is perfected Judaism, which has existed for over 6,000 years. So, the references demonstrating that your cult is directly connected to a past cult more than 6,000 years old will be adequate.

Do bear in mind that even Silverbunny Ravenfluff admits that Wicca is "a speculative recreation".

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My "girlfriend" is male.

And I won't repent because I haven't done anything wrong.

And eternity means forever. Beyond time. Beyond the future. Infinity. Forever. And if I burn in a lake of fire infinitely, I won't regret this because while I was alive I accepted people for who they were and loved them for their flaws and their attributes.
Can we quote you on that when you are shrieking in unending agony, unable to die and unable to escape from God's Lake of Fire?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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So I'm genuinely curious what your explanation is for ancient religions that existed before jesus.
I see you have never read the bible. Get one now and start reading. Before you start, I'll give you free tip, whole old testament is about times before Jesus.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 12:14 AM

Women being put out of their homes by their husbands when they have their periods? Wow. Glad I'm single and own my own home.
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Women being put out of their homes by their husbands when they have their periods? Wow. Glad I'm single and own my own home.
When you say single, is it because you are fat, ugly or a lesbean?

I'm not judging: that is for vengeful God.

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Women being put out of their homes by their husbands when they have their periods? Wow. Glad I'm single and own my own home.
No friend, you seem to misunderstand.
It is women being removed from thier husbands homes.

I am not having the Glory of Jesus in my home all spunked up from a female bleeding all over the house . I have worked hard all my life to pay for the place and the last thing I want is a unpregnant woman ruining it.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 12:37 AM

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Women being put out of their homes by their husbands when they have their periods? Wow. Glad I'm single and own my own home.
Be thankful that you have your own place to closet during your unclean time; most women don't. I have my own apartment and eat take away chinese that a little yellow guy delivers. I would never dream of going outside.


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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 12:39 AM

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When you say single, is it because you are fat, ugly or a lesbean?

I'm not judging: that is for vengeful God.

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I'm single because I have no interest in being married. I am heterosexual, and have my share of male admirers. I enjoy the company of men, I just prefer to live alone. I go where I want, when I want, with whom I want. I cook what I want to eat when I'm hungry, and I don't have to worry about anyone else's meals. I don't have to clean up anyone's messes, wash anyone's clothes or dishes but my own. I'm not accountable to anyone. If I want company, I have company. If I want to be alone, I'm alone. If I get horny, I have FWB's I can call, and if none of them are available, I have toys. If I'm not horny, I'm not pressured to provide sex just because someone else wants it.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 12:45 AM

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Be thankful that you have your own place to closet during your unclean time; most women don't. I have my own apartment and eat take away chinese that a little yellow guy delivers. I would never dream of going outside.
Closet? I don't closet. I go on with my normal life, just like every other day. I don't go hide myself away from the world just because I'm having my period. I just throw a few tampons in my purse and go on about my business.
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I'm single because I have no interest in being married. I am heterosexual, and have my share of male admirers. I enjoy the company of men, I just prefer to live alone. I go where I want, when I want, with whom I want. I cook what I want to eat when I'm hungry, and I don't have to worry about anyone else's meals. I don't have to clean up anyone's messes, wash anyone's clothes or dishes but my own. I'm not accountable to anyone. If I want company, I have company. If I want to be alone, I'm alone. If I get horny, I have FWB's I can call, and if none of them are available, I have toys. If I'm not horny, I'm not pressured to provide sex just because someone else wants it.
I've never heard anything gayer.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

As a True Christian™ I find your spitting in Jesus' eye to be an insult. What you need is a good Christian man to sort you out so you know what God wants you to do!

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Women should look after and obey men, not go around touching other women in their Venusian folds!

You make me sick to my stomach. Good Christian girls need to be protected from your kind.

All the best.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 01:21 AM

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I just throw a few tampons in my purse and go on about my business.


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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 01:22 AM

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I've never heard anything gayer.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

As a True Christian™ I find your spitting in Jesus' eye to be an insult. What you need is a good Christian man to sort you out so you know what God wants you to do!

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Women should look after and obey men, not go around touching other women in their Venusian folds!

You make me sick to my stomach. Good Christian girls need to be protected from your kind.

All the best.
I'm not into women. When I have sex, it's with a man. I'll share my bed with him for a few hours, just not my home on a permanent basis. I have no desire to be anyone's "help meet."
I know what I want my life to be like, I'm living the life I want, and I don't need any sorting out. I'm happy with my life.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 01:27 AM

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I don't like pads - they chafe, they leak, they smell, and they're just generally uncomfortable. Tampons are much more comfortable and sanitary.
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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 04-08-2012, 01:30 AM

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You make me sick to my stomach. Good Christian girls need to be protected from your kind.
Something tells me this is one of you lot. Never hear anyone use "sorting out" in God's country.


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