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01-13-2010, 12:11 PM
why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie an she runned aways , an then i had to finds her an that be why i were late for sunday skool? it not fair cuz when Mr.Paul saids that satan made him late for a meetings everyone beliveds him
Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us. (<--- that be 1 thessalonians 2:18)
nows i not mean to cause no offenses, but it be real easier to see my kitty than it be to see satan, an even tho he be real evils he never ever made me chase him an then get me into troubles for being lates. maybee i show my teecher that verse to shuts her yap! i sorrys, i not mean that please forgives me
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01-13-2010, 04:01 PM
Poor Petal. It sounds to me like Satan is making that mean dog chase your kitty so you'll be late for Sunday school!
Don't worry. I'll have a talk with your Sunday school teacher in my official capacity as senior vice president of the Ladies of Landover. We've been concerned about her spinster status for some time anyway.
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01-13-2010, 05:16 PM
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Poor Petal. It sounds to me like Satan is making that mean dog chase your kitty so you'll be late for Sunday school!
Don't worry. I'll have a talk with your Sunday school teacher in my official capacity as senior vice president of the Ladies of Landover. We've been concerned about her spinster status for some time anyway.
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thank you Miss.Mary Maria, i gonna prays that you talk to her real good cuz it mite make her start waxings her upper lip agains, tho she prolly gonna blame satan for not havings no wax i bets it be ok for her to do that, she such a hippocrite satan made me types that, it true
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01-13-2010, 06:36 PM
Dearest Petal,
As always your innocence and gentle nature shine through.
If I were you I would bring some sort of large caliber handgun to Sunday School next week, place it in your teachers face, and ask forgiveness for being late.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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01-13-2010, 06:42 PM
Oh. Ummm. You weren't here at the time, Brother SBTLord, but since that... incident... with Mrs. Eunice Sanford's poodle, we no longer encourage Petal to carry firearms.
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01-13-2010, 07:41 PM
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Oh. Ummm. You weren't here at the time, Brother SBTLord, but since that... incident... with Mrs. Eunice Sanford's poodle, we no longer encourage Petal to carry firearms.
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I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.
It was kinda' the dog's fault.
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01-13-2010, 09:09 PM
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I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.
It was kinda' the dog's fault.
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Haha, stupid piffleing dog...
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01-13-2010, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Petal
why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie an she runned aways , an then i had to finds her an that be why i were late for sunday skool? it not fair cuz when Mr.Paul saids that satan made him late for a meetings everyone beliveds him
Wherefore we would have come unto you, even I Paul, once and again; but Satan hindered us. (<--- that be 1 thessalonians 2:18)
nows i not mean to cause no offenses, but it be real easier to see my kitty than it be to see satan, an even tho he be real evils he never ever made me chase him an then get me into troubles for being lates. maybee i show my teecher that verse to shuts her yap! i sorrys, i not mean that please forgives me
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Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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01-13-2010, 10:23 PM
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Friend why do you say peace "only" upon muslims ?@?
look I love muslims,. But friend we must all love each other in a socialist paradise.
Together we can find peace and love
Mark 9:43-48
... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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01-13-2010, 10:34 PM
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I may have heard it entirely wrong but as I understand it if the poodle hadn't jumped up into Sister Petal's lap and surprised her the firearm would have never gone off. I wasn't there and this is only from the stories I've heard.
It was kinda' the dog's fault.
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That's exactly what happened! On all official reports.
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01-13-2010, 10:38 PM
Wait... I know I'm new here, and it may not be my place, but... She shot a poodle?!?!?
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01-13-2010, 10:56 PM
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Wait... I know I'm new here, and it may not be my place, but... She shot a poodle?!?!?
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Nobody is perfect and Sister Petal is no exception. But what is exceptional about Sister Petal is her zeal and dedication.
There aren't many people who take to Baptist and Baptize like Sister Petal does. Her innocence is so refreshing. If only the world had more Petal's.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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01-13-2010, 11:56 PM
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Wait... I know I'm new here, and it may not be my place, but... She shot a poodle?!?!?
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No, the poodle committed suicide by Petal. Saying that "Petal killed a poodle" would be like saying "Bobby-Joe and the security team beat another black guy to death" or "that handsome young plumber went down into Pastor Ezekiel's basement and no-one's seen him since." Sure, on a superficial level the statement may appear to have some kind of truth, but when you know the situation properly and you're aware of all the facts, you understand that it was completely different.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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01-13-2010, 11:56 PM
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Friend why do you say peace "only" upon muslims ?@?
look I love muslims,. But friend we must all love each other in a socialist paradise.
Together we can find peace and love
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Salam'u'Aleykum communist gook.
Insha'Allah we will one day all live in peace and love in a Sharia Paradise.
Maash'Allah B. Hussein Obama is making the paths clear for us!
Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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01-14-2010, 12:43 AM
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Salam'u'Aleykum communist gook.
Insha'Allah we will one day all live in peace and love in a Sharia Paradise.
Maash'Allah B. Hussein Obama is making the paths clear for us!
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01-14-2010, 03:29 AM
Dogs can easily be possessed by demons.
Didn't Rottweilers obey baby Damien?
Dog named Sam was telling a joo-boy named David Berkowitz to snuff a bunch of folks in New York a while back.
Petal was lucky the dog was a poodle, and therefore it could only demon-talk in french.
Hope that they interred that vile poodle away from unholy Injun burial grounds, we don't need no poodle zombies.
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she says flippopenoes eat dogs}
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01-14-2010, 03:32 AM
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why come my sunday skool teecher not belives me when i toldeds her that on sunday mornings my kitty were chased by a doggie a
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now now miss petal... your tale of woe moves me to tears...
not because I give a rat's arse about your problems but because you spell so atrociioussuly.
really... its pathetic...
and have you put on weight? are you up to 10 kilos yet because my boy Ching-san wants to know...
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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01-14-2010, 03:37 AM
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now now miss petal... your tale of woe moves me to tears...
not because I give a rat's arse about your problems but because you spell so atrociioussuly.
really... its pathetic...
and have you put on weight? are you up to 10 kilos yet because my boy Ching-san wants to know...
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You hate God. You hate people. You hate yourself. Satan's won with you, hasn't he?
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01-14-2010, 03:54 AM
No no.. I love my Gods and they love me.. and I love myself! all the time in fact..
I don't even know this Satan of which you speak.
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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01-14-2010, 06:08 AM
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the poodle committed suicide by Petal.
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that be true, Mr.Temperance! it were kinda like how them emo childrens commit sociall suicides by being seen in publics, only that there were less bloods wiv the poodle
<--- nows, that be for all TCs on my thread cuz they gaves me thier supports an Miss.savemenow, cuz she not be mean to me. but i gotta rebukes that schmelly mooslim an that schmelly deadman for yappity-yap-yap yappin to each other, go get your own threads! an i rebukes Mr.Star Finder for beings a tool of satan leave me alone!
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