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03-27-2014, 11:03 PM
Brothers and Sisters, depravity of Darwinist monkey-worshiper does not stop on verbal and direct attacks on God. They also use animals against Christianity.
Here are just few examples of species that should be banned all together. Keep your children and loved ones away from these creatures perverted by evilutionists. List will be updated later on, feel free to add on the list yourself as well.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:22 PM
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... tit ... boob ... sperm ... cock ... horny ...
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This is why biology should be outlawed. The "science" of species is a complete hoax as the Holy Bible already mentions all creatures created by God and saved by Noah with help from God. All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations that only serve as an excuse to have gay sex. I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:27 PM
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...All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations...
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Like cats?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:42 PM
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Like cats?
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A lion's not a cat?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:49 PM
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A lion's not a cat?...
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Lions are mentioned in the Bible.
Cats aren't.
Therefore, cats aren't lions.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:51 PM
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This is why biology should be outlawed.
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Amen, Brother! If we really, really look in to this matter, I'm sure we can find many more animals with names full of sexual innuendo. It does not stop even at animals, the whole nature has been perverted by monkey-worshipers. Just take a look at these.
Pussy willows
Seriously! I really don't want to have cooters thrown at my face in this manner! Damn you, Darwin!
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03-27-2014, 11:54 PM
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Lions are mentioned in the Bible.
Lions are cats.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-28-2014, 12:20 AM
These dogs, teaching children that the homer way of life is acceptable:
Shih-Tzu
Poodle
Cocker spaniel
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03-28-2014, 12:46 AM
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Poodle
Cocker spaniel
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That's not even half of it, Sister. Those were not deviant enough for Darwin, so he had to name this as Cock-a-poo!
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03-31-2014, 06:25 PM
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-31-2014, 11:17 PM
What a very interesting thread. I remember wanting to eradicate some of the birds viewed in this thread but in Scotland and the rest of the UK owning a firearm isn't possible and air-rifles are under strict control.
Fantastic guide and thread.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-01-2014, 12:38 AM
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-01-2014, 01:02 AM
Oh my eyes!
The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!
And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.
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04-01-2014, 01:07 AM
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Is that Crisco?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-01-2014, 02:53 AM
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Oh my eyes!
The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!
And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.
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I apologize for the graphic nature of the photo, Mother of Seven or is it Eight now?
Regardless, I should have warned all Godly women before posting such imagery- especially ones with innocent children.
I just hope that perverted dwarf see this and get any ideas.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-01-2014, 02:55 AM
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Is that Crisco?
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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-03-2014, 02:16 AM
As a sweet, innocent, inexperienced Christian lady, I can't even say the name of this evil animal:
Just please, whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT perform a google image search for it.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-03-2014, 03:35 AM
It looks like a rooster to me
But I cannot understand why Noah chose to save these:
or these abominations:
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-24-2014, 09:51 PM
Naked mole rat
I'm lost at words here, only perverts run around naked all the time. The shape of the this thing is also highly questionable. Why was Darwin always thinking about tallywhackers when he started making up these un-Christian names for animals?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-25-2014, 05:01 PM
Awwww! You actually included it! But seriously, this had better be a joke. In reality (but I'm sure you're going to deny it anyway) these animals aren't perverted. Its all you. Saying these animals are sinful. But wait, didn't God say that even thinking about sinning is a sin? Well, technically that makes you all sinners, doesn't it? They are just names. And again, the naked mole rat, its called that because it is naturally born without fur. Please get your facts straight.
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