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Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,661 6.51%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,544 9.97%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 871 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,577 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,204 20.40%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,852 11.18%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,556 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.72%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 263 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 238 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,776 6.96%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,919 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 830 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 9 0.04%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-25-2013, 03:25 PM

There should be a special section for the demonic Church of England, which is not so much "liberal" as no less than institutionalised atheism! Or do I mean no more? The very memory of it has fried my use of my own language.

I was raised in that establishment, if you can call it raised. Dragged up might be closer to the truth. Unsaved and monstrous child that I was, I did not believe in God, but did they even care if I burned in Hell? I strongly suspect that these fiends do not even acknowledge the existence of Hell.

I thank Jesus every day for leading me to Landover Baptist and away from the fiery furnace that might otherwise have been my fate.



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Cool Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-25-2013, 04:57 PM

Them scientologists win ,bunch of nutjobs.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-25-2013, 05:58 PM

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There should be a special section for the demonic Church of England, which is not so much "liberal" as no less than institutionalised atheism! Or do I mean no more? The very memory of it has fried my use of my own language.

I was raised in that establishment, if you can call it raised. Dragged up might be closer to the truth. Unsaved and monstrous child that I was, I did not believe in God, but did they even care if I burned in Hell? I strongly suspect that these fiends do not even acknowledge the existence of Hell.

I thank Jesus every day for leading me to Landover Baptist and away from the fiery furnace that might otherwise have been my fate.

Praise Jesus! He can be found in the most depraved human cults!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-28-2013, 12:32 AM

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I have posted about this before, while The Great Prophet, Bobby Henderson (Pasta Be Upon Him) did indeed write the letter to the Kansas school board in 2005, there is much evidence to show that Pastafarians existed long before that.
There is also evidence that the people of South America knew of Our Lord Noodle in accent times.
Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-28-2013, 12:41 AM

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Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.
You "worship" it by being insane and then get to go to an antiparadise where the air smells like a slops tray and there's all these real dodgy looking characters having fits.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-28-2013, 12:50 AM

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Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.
You should worry less about some made-up "religion" mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ and more about the redemption of your stained soul.

Also, you need to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-28-2013, 01:55 AM

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You should worry less about some made-up "religion" mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ and more about the redemption of your stained soul.

Also, you need to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

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Thank you Mr Smyth. Perhaps you were not actually reprimanding me, but I should point out that macaroni paradise does not exist; that's just where they say you go

like mormons sending you off to Kolob for weirdo breeding programmes or Hubbardites getting it on with aliens.

All lies, their common destination being HELL FOREVER.
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Tell me more of this flying spaghetti monster.
Notice how Matzo Zachy try to discourage you from finding out more, this is because they are scared of the truth, they have invested so much time, effort, and money into the lie they follow.

You can read how Our Lord Noodle created everything here.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-28-2013, 05:17 AM

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Notice how Matzo Zachy try to discourage you from finding out more, this is because they are scared of the truth, they have invested so much time, effort, and money into the lie they follow.

You can read how Our Lord Noodle created everything here.
this is probably the funniest stuff i've read in years i'm definitely buying that book


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-29-2013, 02:54 AM

Oh, they all are equally horrid! There is no difference in being a Muslim and a Satanist in my eyes.


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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-29-2013, 01:39 PM

Your oppinion on atheists?
why do you think they don't believe in God?
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Your oppinion on atheists?
why do you think they don't believe in God?
Because they're stupid.



Of course I'm generalizing...there are many other factors at play, including: preoccupation with anal sex, inflated narcissistic self-worth, narcotics use, trans-gender psychosis, video game addiction, etc. etc.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-29-2013, 01:49 PM

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Because they're stupid.



Of course I'm generalizing...there are many other factors at play, including: preoccupation with anal sex, inflated narcissistic self-worth, narcotics use, trans-gender psychosis, video game addiction, etc. etc.

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That is the most pathetic answer i ever heard, religion is blocking your mind people, you are obssesed by it. You discriminate because others have a different way of thinking.

When knowledge ends, Religion starts
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That is the most pathetic answer i ever heard, religion is blocking your mind people, you are obssesed by it. You discriminate because others have a different way of thinking.

When knowledge ends, Religion starts
Actually YOUR answer is the most pathetic: misspelled words, missing capitalization, dangling participles, broken sentence fragments, logic failure, etc. etc.

I'm presuming you are a product of public schooling.



Anyway: the fount of all knowledge is the KJV Bible, everyone knows that.

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-29-2013, 05:19 PM

I say they are all equal in their depravity, and when they die, they'll answer to the God they foolishly rejected.
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That is the most pathetic answer i ever heard, religion is blocking your mind people, you are obssesed by it. You discriminate because others have a different way of thinking.

When knowledge ends, Religion starts
It is so wonderful what God has given us. Just think of all the understanding yet to be revealed, things we don't know now but one day we will. Yet there is a limit to human knowledge; even in a million years with ultraminiaturised data storage facilities everything may never be known. And where knowledge ends there is God, speaking directly to us as Christians. What a database! Only a fool would reject that sort of connectivity~!!


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I CORINTHIANS 13:12 For now we see through a glass, darkly ; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-30-2013, 12:49 AM

The worst religions are the ones that are so insecure they advocate violence against those who refuse to blindly believe in old wives' tales from the Bronze Age.
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-30-2013, 01:25 AM

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The worst religions are the ones that are so insecure they advocate violence against those who refuse to blindly believe in old wives' tales from the Bronze Age.
You mean, all false religions

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 07-30-2013, 01:59 AM

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The worst religions are the ones that are so insecure they advocate violence against those who refuse to blindly believe in old wives' tales from the Bronze Age.
Right. Like Islam.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 08-02-2013, 05:26 AM

Deep ones are fascinating cultists. Their worship and constant chanting about the Elder and Outer gods such as: Cthulhu, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, Dagon, Hydra, Nyarlathotep, Hastur, etc. such obsession with the Cthulhu Mythos can cause such aggressiveness, mental depravity, and insanity.
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