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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
09-24-2008, 06:21 AM
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Of course not. The slut on the left is scratching her dirty pillow. 
Apart from that, they are Mooselimbs, so they are damned already.
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Mooslim women look like some kind of Sci-Fi bank robbers to me, they always have. They could be armed to the teeth under those get ups. Scary if you ask me.
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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
09-24-2008, 06:32 AM
That does not have anything to do with the fact that the girls getting raped are NOT dressing in any way "whorish."
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Re: Why Women Get Raped... -
09-24-2008, 07:50 AM
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Mooslim women look like some kind of Sci-Fi bank robbers to me, they always have. They could be armed to the teeth under those get ups. Scary if you ask me.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-05-2008, 09:13 PM
So many "women" cry rape like the boy who cried wolf...to bring even more attention to themselves, to end up on the nightly news, and in some cases even as a paltry attempt to "turn the tables" on the "phallus-wielding-oppressor".
With a $1,200 price tag for rape kits now attached to the fame, they'll think twice.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-05-2008, 09:37 PM
This one ought to be safe:
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-05-2008, 10:34 PM
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This one ought to be safe:
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Daaaaaang Sister! My monitor almost cracked.
Speaking of crack hoes...... I thought that awful Sandra Bernhart was in HELL already?
I guess she just looks like it.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 06:17 AM
This doesn't make any sense, but it does count as a method of avoiding improper sexual advances:
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Saudi cleric favours one-eye veil 
4 October 2008
The two-eyed look remains too seductive for Sheikh Habadan. A Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia has called on women to wear a full veil, or niqab, that reveals only one eye.
Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan said showing both eyes encouraged women to use eye make-up to look seductive. The question of how much of her face a woman should cover is a controversial topic in many Muslim societies.
The niqab is more common in Saudi Arabia and the Gulf, but women in much of the Muslim Middle East wear a headscarf which covers only their hair, AFP reported. Sheikh Habadan, an ultra-conservative cleric who is said to have wide influence among religious Saudis, was answering questions on the Muslim satellite channel al-Majd.
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Women can't drive there, so I suppose it doesn't matter if they don't have any depth perception. They'll learn to compensate if they keep dropping dishes.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 12:56 PM
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Daaaaaang Sister! My monitor almost cracked.
Speaking of crack hoes...... I thought that awful Sandra Bernhart was in HELL already?
I guess she just looks like it.
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Must be hell every day to be her Sister Thumper!
Especially as the only thing she was ever really known for known for is being Mad Donna's gomer! lover. Or, I suppose it is "partner" now 
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 01:31 PM
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Must be hell every day to be her Sister Thumper!
Especially as the only thing she was ever really known for known for is being Mad Donna's gomer! lover. Or, I suppose it is "partner" now
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Pride is one of the 7 sins, I thought the woman of this church were not allowed to busy themselves with their appearance ...
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In almost every list pride (or hubris or vanity) is considered the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, and indeed the ultimate source from which the others arise. It is identified as a desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to give compliments to others though they may be deserving of them,[citation needed] and excessive love of self (especially holding self out of proper position toward God). Dante's definition was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbor." In Jacob Bidermann's medieval miracle play, Cenodoxus, pride is the deadliest of all the sins and leads directly to the damnation of the titulary famed Parisian doctor. In perhaps the best-known example, the story of Lucifer, pride (his desire to compete with God) was what caused his fall from Heaven, and his resultant transformation into Satan. Vanity and narcissism are prime examples of this sin. In Dante's Divine Comedy, the penitent were forced to walk with stone slabs bearing down on their backs in order to induce feelings of humility.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 02:48 PM
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Pride is one of the 7 sins, I thought the woman of this church were not allowed to busy themselves with their appearance ...
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 03:19 PM
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I bet Libra wears cheap shoes and drug store makeup.... 
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 03:21 PM
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I bet Libra wears cheap shoes and drug store makeup.... |
Those Plastic 'sea anemone' flip-flops from the Dollar Store
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 05:12 PM
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Pride is one of the 7 sins, I thought the woman of this church were not allowed to busy themselves with their appearance ...
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 08:32 PM
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I bet Libra wears cheap shoes and drug store makeup.... |
I wear cheap but fashionable shoes, and my make up comes from where-ever I can buy it
I don't care about it because it's more important for me that my man and child get everything they need, I'm the one on the last spot to get anything here and I don't mind at all, because my family is the most important thing in the world
We both work hard to come around with the money, unlike you, you just have the comfort to stay home, guess what that's just not possible here
So first things to erase from my shoppinglist are thing I don't need anymore, I look just fine the way I am and my man thinks the same way
When your husband would really love you he wouldn't make a fuzz about such futile things
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 08:43 PM
This one here is a tough nut to crack, Pastor Peters.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 09:05 PM
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I wear cheap but fashionable shoes, and my make up comes from where-ever I can buy it
I don't care about it because it's more important for me that my man and child get everything they need, I'm the one on the last spot to get anything here and I don't mind at all, because my family is the most important thing in the world
We both work hard to come around with the money, unlike you, you just have the comfort to stay home, guess what that's just not possible here
So first things to erase from my shoppinglist are thing I don't need anymore, I look just fine the way I am and my man thinks the same way
When your husband would really love you he wouldn't make a fuzz about such futile things
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Women are futile things. As a decent Christian man, I never make fuzz about anything, let alone the inferior s*x. If you're looking for fuzz, try a negro's head.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
I wear cheap but fashionable shoes, and my make up comes from where-ever I can buy it
I don't care about it because it's more important for me that my man and child get everything they need, I'm the one on the last spot to get anything here and I don't mind at all, because my family is the most important thing in the world
We both work hard to come around with the money, unlike you, you just have the comfort to stay home, guess what that's just not possible here
So first things to erase from my shoppinglist are thing I don't need anymore, I look just fine the way I am and my man thinks the same way
When your husband would really love you he wouldn't make a fuzz about such futile things
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Does your husband have a life insurance policy? If so, you could "accidentally" shoot him or run him over with your car and then you could be a stay at home Mom.
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10-06-2008, 09:13 PM
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Women are futile things. As a decent Christian man, I never make fuzz about anything, let alone the inferior s*x. If you're looking for fuzz, try a negro's head.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-06-2008, 11:24 PM
Sister Sue would you please place some sort of warning for the Men on this Godly Forum© before you post something like this. I just ruined my keyboard when I projectile vomited. 
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: ATTENTION SLUTS! Why women get raped -
10-16-2008, 06:37 AM
Are you people for real? This is unbelievable. I was raped when I was 17 by someone that I knew and trusted. I did then and still do dress conservatively. At the time, I was a virgin and planning to wait until marriage to have sex. I just can't believe people would think rape is always the woman's fault.
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