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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
11-17-2014, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Grace K
I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!
Signed,
Grace.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
04-05-2015, 06:42 AM
Iam available and have 100 shekels! Plus I have a large property that needs much work!
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04-05-2015, 06:43 AM
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Iam available and have 100 shekels! Plus I have a large property that needs much work!
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Wonderful!
But don't you think it might be polite to introduce yourself first?
Just go right here and start a new thread! Tell us who you are, what church you go to, how you love to serve ! All the fun things that makes it fun to get to know you!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
04-08-2015, 03:08 AM
Hello, Miss Grace! I admire your wish to become a ! My husband has granted me permission to inform you that our two eldest sons are of marriageable age. Perhaps one of them would be a match for you? Of course this is after you prove that you are worthy, humble, and meek woman who is God-fearing and able to raise children and run a Christian household! If you wish to and if your pastor finds this to be a good idea, allow my husband to come in contact with your pastor to discuss and arrange a match. What about your abilities to home school? Will you teach exclusively from the KJV Bible?
What about discipline of children? How would you go about that?
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
04-09-2015, 01:05 AM
You're four years off the mark, woman. She's probably already become a well-greased cog in the True Christian™ breeding machine.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
10-28-2015, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Grace K
I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!
Signed,
Grace.
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I can take care of you babe
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
10-28-2015, 09:52 PM
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I can take care of you babe
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Don't you think you should look after your own salvation before worrying about someone else?
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
10-28-2015, 10:22 PM
Dude I was just replying to her request for a man. I can take care of her in a lot of ways lol.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
10-28-2015, 11:41 PM
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Dude I was just replying to her request for a man...
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Four and a half years later, I'd say you missed that boat.
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...I can take care of her in a lot of ways lol.
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So what do you offer, besides the "horny teenager" status? Several of the True Christians™ have daughters that they'd probably be willing to sell to the right prospect.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
10-30-2015, 07:20 AM
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I can take care of you babe
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Miss Grace is a lovely, aspiring Christian lady. Your rude, lewd, and sinful comments are not helpful! We women are weak enough as we were the first sinners. Do not be a stumbling block! 1 Corinthians 8:9 says, "But take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a stumblingblock to them that are weak."
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
12-09-2015, 03:45 AM
Hi Grace,
why can't try with me? I christian seeking for a honest christian woman.
let's meet and talk maybe with the help of our Pastor.
So call me at TOLL NUMBER FOR PHONE SEX REMOVED BY MODERATOR
be blessed.
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 12-09-2015 at 03:51 AM.
Reason: Ew. Stop that.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
12-09-2015, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by kekechev
Hi Grace,
why can't try with me? I christian seeking for a honest christian woman.
let's meet and talk maybe with the help of our Pastor.
So call me at TOLL NUMBER FOR PHONE SEX REMOVED BY MODERATOR
be blessed.
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It is rude to barge in without a proper introduction. Kindly make your way to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself properly, that we may welcome you.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
12-10-2015, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by kekechev
Hi Grace,
why can't try with me? I christian seeking for a honest christian woman.
let's meet and talk maybe with the help of our Pastor.
So call me at TOLL NUMBER FOR PHONE SEX REMOVED BY MODERATOR
be blessed.
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There are so many things wrong with that.
1) You did not ask her father for his permission to court his property. What decent Christian man fails to do that?
2) "Maybe with a pastor" Any Christian woman knows that she is never to be alone with a man, unless it's approved by her father or husband. Even then, unless it is a Christian man her husband approves, a weak woman should never be alone without supervision.
3) Your spam is unappreciated, nor should the poor girl be tempted by her. The Bible says that stumblingblocks are to be killed, according to Mark 9:42 "And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea."
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
03-21-2017, 05:11 PM
HEy bb lookin to go deep fam hit me up at [SEX HOOK-UP PHONE APP ID THING REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-21-2017 at 05:22 PM.
Reason: This isn't a dating site, dear.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
03-21-2017, 11:04 PM
I say, the pigs on my pig ranch are way more disciplined than the animals trying to court this woman inappropriately. Miss Mary Etheldreda please allow me to take these inappropriate men into my pig ranch so that I may discipline them to respect women the True Christian way. I will be strict and harsh to turn the unsaved filth into respectable Christian gentlemen WHO FOLLOW THE RULES of appropriate courting.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
12-12-2017, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Grace K
I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!
Signed,
Grace.
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Just wait until you see my <<<reference to male anatomy removed by moderator>>>.You can forget about being Good. Just send me your nudes to <<<personal information removed by moderator>>>.
Last edited by Basilissa; 12-12-2017 at 10:22 PM.
Reason: This is not a brothel, sweetie
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
11-15-2018, 05:43 AM
Hello Grace, my name is Eric, I find you most beguiling, it would be my honor to court you. I have a lot of doorknobs in the house that need polishing so you would have your cleaning work cut out for you. I certainly hope you know how to wax floors, LORD knows I can't stand a woman who doesn't wax. I love a woman that knows how to cook well, like you say you can, you will make me very happy by serving me my favorite dish, clam chowder, to eat. I feel the need to mention that my brother is very sick with a very debilitating disease, so I am unfortunately stuck taking care of him, and he must always live with me. So do know that if you were to live with me you would have to have a three way relationship with my brother and I. My brother likes women who know how to cook too, I hear he enjoys anything spitroasted. And naturally as a devout Chrisitian you must love the LORD too, YOU MUST BE TIGHT with JESUS. Anyway I think you'll really like me too, I have a 10 inch long KJV bible that is leather bound and blessed by the holy Lili Saint Cyr. I'm very involved in my church and am well respected. I run a special youth organization for the young boys in our church. I often invite them over for shirts versus skins football so expect to find the discarded clothes of boys all over the house. I make a lot of money so you will be well taken care of. I'm a deep sea explorer and I scrape the ocean floor all day long. I search for pearls for a company that makes pearl necklaces. Lastly I enjoy wilderness survival. I am very knowledgeable about mushrooms and which ones are toxic and which ones are not. You simply must try my delicious truffle butter sometime. I also grow some mushrooms in my backyard, i'm sure you'd be delighted to get your mouth around one of my purple mushroom heads. Anyway please contact me if you would like to meet. I'd like to see you on your knees in my church someday.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
12-22-2018, 07:31 PM
My eldest boy, Dennis Jr., is in the market for a housemaid and fetus incubator. I've pounded the Bible into him since before he was born, so I can assure you he's a good boy. He's between jobs right now, but should have a source of income soon if the Podunk area Burger King calls him back for an interview. It's been five weeks, that call should be coming any time soon.
Here's the best picture of him I could find (professionally taken):
He was hoping to move into his wife's home instead of the other way around, and he has some residency requirements to be aware of. Your home isn't located within 1,000 feet of public parks, schools, or daycare centers is it?
Please contact me if you're interested!!
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
07-26-2019, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Grace K
I am Grace K and I am seeking a good husband. I have just left my father's house because I have realized that I was living a lie. I was raised thinking I was a Baptist, but now I know that it was all a lie and I was being raised catlick by my father. I am staying with the Pastor of my local Baptist church now and have left that horrible place of sin.
I know who I wish to be, and I know my place. My main wish to have lots of soldiers for Christ and to raise them True in the Faith.
I can keep a house spotless and my favorite things to do are cooking and reading my new KJV1611.
But as a woman, I have my hardships and doubting, so I seek a good man who can keep me in line with a firm hand and to help make me the True Christian I know I can be!
Signed,
Grace.
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Grace : seek no man, seek to off yourself, as quickly as possible, and remember, sideways for attention, longways for results.
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Re: Seeking a man who can keep me in line. -
07-26-2019, 10:32 PM
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Grace : seek no man, seek to off yourself, as quickly as possible, and remember, sideways for attention, longways for results.
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Has this man been reported to the police yet or whatever his local law enforcement is? Truly hateful and in-needed. Atheists are such evil hateful people.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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