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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 04:12 AM
Of course there is the male equivalent of PMS. Certain men here (not to mention any names) seem to suffer from it 24/7.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 04:29 AM
Well I knew the WITCH was goin to put her 2 cents worth in on this one!! Obviously she supports and promotes the homersexual agenda which is the VILE and EVIL agenda of the DEVIL himself!! I'll be so glad when God gets GWB re-elected again in 2008 and he can show his true colors for the glory of the LORD and make WITCH BURNIN ON A STAKE legal again!! HELL-sing you is goin to be SINGIN all right sister and I'm goin to be rit there shoutin,
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 04:36 AM
GWB will not be elected again. He's had his time. I'm counting down the time until Dubya is booted all the way back to Texas! Yee-haw!
As to the whole 'male PMS' idea, you just proved my point, Brother Love. old
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Of course there is the male equivalent of PMS. Certain men here (not to mention any names) seem to suffer from it 24/7.
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That's not it. Your poor husband is suffering from PRVS. Post Rachael VanHellbound Syndrome. We all pity him for it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 04:47 AM
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That's not it. Your poor husband is suffering from PRVS. Post Rachael VanHellbound Syndrome. We all pity him for it.
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Really, Zeke? In that case, seeing as you see him as being so unfortunate, why not attempt to cheer him up? Cash donations of oh....say $10,000 wouldn't go astray!
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Really, Zeke? In that case, seeing as you see him as being so unfortunate, why not attempt to cheer him up? Cash donations of oh....say $10,000 wouldn't go astray!
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I accept your love offering for Jesus. Hit the Paypal button quick, before satan makes you go back on your (legally binding) word.
Jesus needs a new pair of shoes, and 10 big will help out.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 05:06 AM
Seeing as you 'accidently' misinterpreted me.....sure, 10 G's coming right up! I promise that on the very instant the moon turns pink with bright green polkadots, that money is as good as sent.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Seeing as you 'accidently' misinterpreted me.....sure, 10 G's coming right up! I promise that on the very instant the moon turns pink with bright green polkadots, that money is as good as sent.
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THIS JUST IN: MOON TURNS PINK AND DEVELOPS SPOTS!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 05:47 AM
That isn't pink. That's more of a light red-brown. And those spots look suspiciously as if they have been added by MS paint! Pastor Al, surely you wouldn't stoop to editing a picture like that, would you?
*snicker*
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
That isn't pink. That's more of a light red-brown. And those spots look suspiciously as if they have been added by MS paint! Pastor Al, surely you wouldn't stoop to editing a picture like that, would you?
*snicker*
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NASA says it is pink, so it IS pink. Get that cash on the road or risk the wrath of GOD!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 05:54 AM
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No. I think Satan would much rather scheme up ways to take over heaven, than to torture me. Most likely, he'd use the rebellious souls as soldiers in his army. The more that will fight, the better.
Either way, I'm still undecided about the whole 'god is/isn't real' situation. I still believe the bible is full of crap. And if god is real and the bible is his true word, then I'm with Satan.
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The Book of Revelation tells us exactly how Satan's little 'takeover of heaven' is going to work out. Short version: not so well.
Undecided? Do you also need to decide whether air is real?? Jesus will weep for your soul as he gives you an casual underhand toss into the lake of fire.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 06:01 AM
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NASA says it is pink, so it IS pink. Get that cash on the road or risk the wrath of GOD!
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Even if that picture didn't look awfully...paintish.... let's pretend you believe that really happened. There would be a news report. A news report from a TV station, or NASA or something. Can you show me any links supporting this?
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Even if that picture didn't look awfully...paintish.... let's pretend you believe that really happened. There would be a news report. A news report from a TV station, or NASA or something. Can you show me any links supporting this?
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Go outside RIGHT NOW and see for yourself. Hurry, because the phenomenon may pass away at any time.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Even if that picture didn't look awfully...paintish.... let's pretend you believe that really happened. There would be a news report. A news report from a TV station, or NASA or something. Can you show me any links supporting this?
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Why would you believe such sickular things anyway? Pastor Al said it, and he's more trustworthy than any of that scum. What possible reason would he have to lie?
Jeremiah.17.15
Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 12:27 PM
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Go outside RIGHT NOW and see for yourself. Hurry, because the phenomenon may pass away at any time.
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I think you must have misunderstood me, Pastor. What I MEANT to say, was, I'll send it the instant I see, in the sky, the moon with your face on it, with you wearing a tinfoil hat.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I think you must have misunderstood me, Pastor. What I MEANT to say, was, I'll send it the instant I see, in the sky, the moon with your face on it, with you wearing a tinfoil hat.
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Our jew lawyers are going to be on you like white on rice. You think you can make a legally binding promise of $20,000 to Landover Baptist Church and then skip out on your very real obligation to Jesus. You're one of those indian givers, aren't you. Well it won't work this time, harlot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 12:50 PM
Whoa whoa whoa.......I'm not the one who misinterpreted me in the first place, am I?
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-09-2006, 11:09 PM
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The Book of Revelation tells us exactly how Satan's little 'takeover of heaven' is going to work out. Short version: not so well.
Undecided? Do you also need to decide whether air is real?? Jesus will weep for your soul as he gives you an casual underhand toss into the lake of fire.
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And how many prophecies have been wrong in the past? Hundreds. Thousands wven. What makes you think this one is any different?
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-09-2006, 11:38 PM
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And how many prophecies have been wrong in the past? Hundreds. Thousands wven. What makes you think this one is any different?
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With Him there is always Hope.
Not very long ago I was Worshipping snails, mollusks and Lilith!
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-09-2006, 11:49 PM
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With Him there is always Hope.
Not very long ago I was Worshipping snails, mollusks and Lilith!
You can, too!
Come back to Jesus, that is.
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Sister, snails are mollusks.
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