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Old 03-01-2015, 11:54 PM
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I'm bisexual, a major believer in God, and a girl scout. I have talked to my priest, and he said he has talked to God, who told him That there is not any reason to be ashamed of myself. We are people too, and there are stats that the same percentage of straight and gay people are rapists. THE SAME. I don't know why you think that gays are more likely to rape people, but they aren't.
You talked to a man who believes Jesus is hiding inside his cracker, and that by drinking wine with a few magic words sprinkled over it he's drinking real blood. He's either taking you for the ride of your life or he's a deluded nincompoop. Either way, how can you trust a word he says? Why don't you read the Holy Bible instead and find out what God really thinks of your icky little gay habbits?
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Old 03-01-2015, 11:58 PM
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I'm bisexual, a major believer in God, and a girl scout. I have talked to my priest, and he said he has talked to God, who told him That there is not any reason to be ashamed of myself. We are people too, and there are stats that the same percentage of straight and gay people are rapists. THE SAME. I don't know why you think that gays are more likely to rape people, but they aren't.
Tell that to the millions of people who have been brutally raped by roving gangs of strap-on wearing bulldykes!
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Old 03-02-2015, 12:38 AM
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Tell that to the millions of people who have been brutally raped by roving gangs of strap-on wearing bulldykes!
This is so true. In my thankless but necessary research into Asian decadence, I've came across video after video of this very thing happening. Nary a single school girl is safe over there, as these rampaging abominations will burst into classrooms and false-phallically violate both student and teacher alike.

Afterward it is not uncommon for the male students to attempt a purification ritual on the sobbing girls in their own primitive way, called Bukakke. It is of course nothing but another perversion, doubtless influenced by their encounters with Catholic baptismal practices. But what can you expect from godless heathens?
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I'm bisexual, a major believer in God, and a girl scout. I have talked to my priest, and he said he has talked to God, who told him That there is not any reason to be ashamed of myself. We are people too, and there are stats that the same percentage of straight and gay people are rapists. THE SAME. I don't know why you think that gays are more likely to rape people, but they aren't.
I can't seem to find your introduction post.

You mentioned that you're bisexual and a believer in God. Which "god" is that? Obviously it cannot be the God of The Bible for two major reasons.
1. You are a homosexual, which is condemned in The Bible by God.
2. Being "bisexual" means that you cannot ever be faithful to one partner because you would need to slope off to find some other person to fornicate with.


ROMANS 1
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature..
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29-31 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


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The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished: But chiefly them that walk after the flesh in the lust of uncleanness..
12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
13 And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;
14 Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
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Is it just me, or does Luminelle sound like a brand of Godless feminine hygiene product? Or some type of petroleum-based rectal lube?
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Old 03-02-2015, 06:06 AM
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OK, Cottonelle, let's break things down to the level that even a female can understand it.

1. Bitesticle

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


You see, God makes it clear right there that girl on girl homersex action is on a par with male homerism. God even made a big deal of it, by saying 'for even their women'. In other words, God found the cagey carpet cleaning so revolting that He had to stress it. God is saying that things are really bad when nookie starts nibbling nookie. God absolutely, positively, undeniably HATES Homers, be they male or female.


2. Major believer in God.


More like a major HATER of God. Nobody but nobody that is even a false, fluff-bunny Christian would spit in God's face by denying His will by munching muff. If you believe in God, it is only so you can hate Him by defying Him every single time you pluck lavender scented pubes from between your teeth.



3. Girlscouts.



Nobody cares about the Wilderness Girls, or whatever you call yourselves. Nobody would even know you existed if you didn't come around with boxes of overpriced cookies. Why aren't you home baking cookies? Boy Scouts are important because they will grow up to do great things like become church leaders and Republicans. Girl Scouts are unimportant because they will grow up to become real estate agents and Mary Kay dealers that don't know how to bake cookies from scratch.
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Christ just gave me a revelation....maybe fags should be allowed in the Boy Scouts, as long as they are easily identifiable. Rainbow armbands, perhaps. The normal kids need something to practice their combat skills on, amen?
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Christ just gave me a revelation....maybe fags should be allowed in the Boy Scouts, as long as they are easily identifiable. Rainbow armbands, perhaps. The normal kids need something to practice their combat skills on, amen?
Glory! My relatives always said a pink triangle was appropriate for them.
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We knew this day would come, when the Boy Scouts actually permit and encourage predatory man-boy sodomy.

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In other words, the fag agenda "finally paid us enough cold hard cash to allow the degenerate homo rapists to sleep with the little boys you trust in our care."

Can you just imagine? All those precious and innocent little rectums, fishing and hiking for the day, tying knots and roasting marshmallows around the campfire at night? With no idea of the misery and pain they will endure in the middle of the night, as the savage homos quietly unzip the tents, carefully crawl into your son's sleeping bag, and then violently impale the child with their diseased and rigid meat wrench?

The very thought of a queer completely bottomed out inside another man, violently spraying the victim's sigmoid colon with filthy baby batter, again and again, is repulsive enough to any decent Christian.

Now, they even have our children.

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But don't you know???? The Boy scouts are already all filled with Homo's. The only reason the group was ever created was for homo pedos and homo children to mingle with each other each night and do filthy disgusting things to each other.
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But don't you know???? The Boy scouts are already all filled with Homo's. The only reason the group was ever created was for homo pedos and homo children to mingle with each other each night and do filthy disgusting things to each other.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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