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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 10:45 AM
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I hereby challenge all the fundies here to show me where in the Bible the Lord condemns a loving homosexual relationship between two consenting adults????
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them
Happy now! Stop promoting you flaming homer lifestyle. This is not a homer dating site.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 12:15 PM
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them
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So .... now that Sister Lisa has accepted your "challenge" and produced the evidence as requested .... what are you going to do?
Clearly your have TWO choices ...
1) continue with your abominable lifestyle and burn in hell OR
2) turn your life over to Jesus and become a True Christian™ and denounce your disgusting perverse behaviours.
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Re: Cherry-picking Scripture -
08-12-2010, 12:23 PM
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2. The scripture contradicts Christ's own statement in Matt 5:18 where he says that not one jot or tittle will pass from the law until heaven and earth passed away. Last time I checked that hasn't happened yet. Are you folks calling Christ a liar?
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No, you are, by twisting Scripture to make it sound internally contradictory. It it were, then it could not be God's Word, in which case God would have reneged on His promise to preserve His Word. Since that would make both God and the Bible untrustworthy, how would you know what to believe? Oh, I remember now: Those parts of the Bible that back up what you want to believe are God's preserved Word.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 12:56 PM
Oh dear! Someone is reading this scripture way out of context!!
The better translation (by National Gay Pentecostal Alliance) interprets this passage as:
"And a man who will lie down with a male in beds of a woman, both of them have made an abomination; dying they will die. Their blood is on them."
So it is not an outright prohibition on gay sex. It just places a limit on it - and says it shouldn't be done on the marital bed.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:01 PM
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The better translation (by National Gay Pentecostal Alliance)
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Wow, beg the question much? Would you care to explain how that's the better translation? Also, how do you explain away the New Testament passages that have been quoted to you, which surely not even you can reinterpret as being limited to women's beds?
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:01 PM
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The better translation (by National Gay Pentecostal Alliance) interprets this passage as:
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That is about as biblically correct as Jo Freddie's Pastafarian "bible" is!
2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian_Rover
Oh dear! Someone is reading this scripture way out of context!!
The better translation (by National Gay Pentecostal Alliance) interprets this passage as:
"And a man who will lie down with a male in beds of a woman, both of them have made an abomination; dying they will die. Their blood is on them."
So it is not an outright prohibition on gay sex. It just places a limit on it - and says it shouldn't be done on the marital bed.
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Of course a Bible which has been modified by homers will say that. Seriously do you think 2 homers will lie in a womens bed, of course not. If I found out 2 homers had sex in my bed I will burn it because of the homer disease
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:22 PM
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I will burn it because of the homer disease
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The 'homer disease'??? Please, please please please tell me you are joking. You cannot actually believe you can become gay by catching some disease!
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:26 PM
Here's a more complete list of what God has to say about the cult of faggotism.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.
Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)
1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Twist that, queerboy.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:29 PM
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The 'homer disease'??? Please, please please please tell me you are joking. You cannot actually believe you can become gay by catching some disease!
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You homers carry that homer AID's
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:42 PM
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You homers carry that homer AID's
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Straight people get aids too, did you know that?
And not all gay people have AIDs.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:47 PM
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Straight people get aids too, did you know that?
And not all gay people have AIDs.
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But all gay people have the virus that causes AIDS, and that is just as bad. You cannot trick Lisa into having sex with you by downplaying the seriousness of the AIDS virus. She is a wholesome Christian woman and has no interest in catching faggorhea. Go pick on some liberals. They will be happy to catch your AIDS. You are wasting your time here.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 01:50 PM
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Straight people get aids too, did you know that?
And not all gay people have AIDs.
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Thats because you homers infect straight people with your AID's. You Homers spread the disease with your perverted lifestyle.
True not all gay people have AID's, but they will eventually, God has given them time repent their sinful ways.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 02:52 PM
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Straight people get aids too, did you know that?
And not all gay people have AIDs.
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Lets clear a few things up right now! The AID is transmitted to normal people from faggots via hand shakes, sneezes,breathing the air that they have expelled at a close range(always stand upwind and at least 10 feet away), using a public rest room ,( Ladies never use them if you sit on a toilet seat that a lesbo sat on you will be infected with the AID).( I have never done this but some do) shopping for clothing at any store that ends in Mart, Homers try on the clothing and then put the soiled garments back on the shelf for some unsuspecting normal person to buy, the AID bugs cling to the clothes and boom, you got the AID!
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 03:51 PM
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Lets clear a few things up right now! The AID is transmitted to normal people from faggots via hand shakes, sneezes,breathing the air that they have expelled at a close range(always stand upwind and at least 10 feet away), using a public rest room ,( Ladies never use them if you sit on a toilet seat that a lesbo sat on you will be infected with the AID).( I have never done this but some do) shopping for clothing at any store that ends in Mart, Homers try on the clothing and then put the soiled garments back on the shelf for some unsuspecting normal person to buy, the AID bugs cling to the clothes and boom, you got the AID!
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You are extremely ignorant. Aids can only be transmitted through blood, jizz, and breastmilk. NOTHING ELSE.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 03:56 PM
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You are extremely ignorant. Aids can only be transmitted through blood, jizz, and breastmilk. NOTHING ELSE.
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You are understating the communicability of AIDS because you want us to catch it.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 04:03 PM
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You are extremely ignorant. Aids can only be transmitted through blood, jizz, and breastmilk. NOTHING ELSE.
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James is not ignorant. I hope you are not going to spill your blood, jizz, and breast milk around here.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 04:07 PM
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You are understating the communicability of AIDS because you want us to catch it.
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no, i don't actually, because AIDs is a horrible disease and I don't want anyone to have it. But i am trying to make you understand that people with AIDs are just people, dying people yes, but you won't catch AIDs unless you sleep with them, share a hypothermic needle with them or if they breastfeed you.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 04:12 PM
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no, i don't actually, because AIDs is a horrible disease and I don't want anyone to have it. But i am trying to make you understand that people with AIDs are just people, dying people yes, but you won't catch AIDs unless you sleep with them, share a hypothermic needle with them or if they breastfeed you.
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If it is so horrible then give up your homer lifestyle so you do not catch it.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Scripture Challenge -
08-12-2010, 04:19 PM
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If it is so horrible then give up your homer lifestyle so you do not catch it.
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I won't get it because I am careful about whom I have sex with, and I'm not on herion, so theres virtually no way I'll get it
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