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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I am very encouraged by this good news. I thank you Mr. Michael for your kind support. I have thought that as a Black man I should have had a guarantee of good grades and a high class ranking as part of my arrangements with the University but that was denied due to racism. When the Black man returns to Africa in triumph and rich with the white mans money from reparations we will have a special roll of righteous white men which will doubtless be very short. I will try my best to get you on the list for the good deeds you have done.
Jah Guide
Trevor
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Trevor,
I am happy to let you know that a Go Fund Me account has now raised over $450,000 for your education and ganja. Most of it is coming from rich black people who support your cause. I was wondering if when you graduate you might need an Airbus A-380 to help spread the good news of Jah Rasta Fari, who is everliving.
If so, I can include that in the Go Fund Me page and the airplane should be ready by your commencement ceremony. As you have probably discovered, South East DC is the area of town where you are safest but you might want to leave cash at home (in a secure, locked box). My friends on the DC Metro Police have agreed to watch over you while you pick up white women.
Jah rule,
Mike