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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 07:52 PM
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Your proof was not Proof at all. LOL. You can take any sentence from any book and make a story that is outrageous. Just as you did.
This site is pretty damn funny. Im still trying to figure out if you guys are serious or not lol
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So you are doubting that I can see all the kingdoms of the world from the top of a mountain?
I once flew in a plane over Wyoming, higher than the highest mountain, and I could see the continent of Australia. This confirms the Biblical account. If the Bible was wrong then I could not Australia at any elevation over Wyoming, and Jesus could not see all the kingdoms of the world from any mountain. So how was I able to see Australia? How was Jesus able to see all the kingdoms of the world from one place? The Bible is true; the Earth is flat. You are a false prophet, a lying snake, trying to get others to accompany you to Hell. I hope you like it hot.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jesseblachowski
explain how Time zones work on a flat planet? As in how is it light in american and dark is japan at the same time if the world were flat?
Explain the moons rotation
is our sun flat? D
Does the Sun even exist or are we all hallucinating?
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I don't have to understand these things to go to Heaven. But it looks like your demand for understanding will lead you to Hell.
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Proverbs 3:5
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5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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We are trying to save your soul from eternal torture. Why are you being so difficult.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
So you are doubting that I can see all the kingdoms of the world from the top of a mountain?
I once flew in a plane over Wyoming, higher than the highest mountain, and I could see the continent of Australia. This confirms the Biblical account. If the Bible was wrong then I could not Australia at any elevation over Wyoming, and Jesus could not see all the kingdoms of the world from any mountain. So how was I able to see Australia? How was Jesus able to see all the kingdoms of the world from one place? The Bible is true; the Earth is flat. You are a false prophet, a lying snake, trying to get others to accompany you to Hell. I hope you like it hot.
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Everything you just said about wyoming and Australia is absolute BS and you know it lol
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 07:58 PM
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Everything you just said about wyoming and Australia is absolute BS and you know it lol
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What makes you say that? Isn't the Bible true? Or are you admitting to atheism?
Either both stories are possible or neither of them are possible. I believe the Bible.
What does it matter if my story is true? I am trying to convince you that the Bible is true. That is all that matters.
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Romans 3:7
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7For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
What makes you say that? Isn't the Bible true? Or are you admitting to atheism?
Either both stories are possible or neither of them are possible. I believe the Bible.
What does it matter if my story is true? I am trying to convince you that the Bible is true. That is all that matters.
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The bible is true. the way you twist things around is NOT!
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
We are trying to save your soul from eternal torture. Why are you being so difficult.
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That's what I'd like to know. Here you men are treating this imp with utmost respect, respect she doesn't deserve, and all she can do is call you names and accuse you all of lying.
I think this is another example of the kind of decency found only among True Christians™ in the face of such persecution.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jesseblachowski
The bible is true. the way you twist things around is NOT!
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I quoted the scripture verbatim. How is that twisting things around?
Either you can see all the kingdoms of the word at once or you cannot. The Bible says you can. I say you can. You say you cannot. You disagree with God. You will burn in Hell.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jesseblachowski
The bible is true. the way you twist things around is NOT!
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Your cherry picking which parts of the Holy Bible are true and which parts aren't (hint, it's all true), will only make you feel good for so long. After you draw your last breath and you are escorted to Hell to be Satan's play-thing, you'll wonder why you bothered thinking about this at all instead of simply believing.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Your cherry picking which parts of the Holy Bible are true and which parts aren't (hint, it's all true), will only make you feel good for so long. After you draw your last breath and you are escorted to Hell to be Satan's play-thing, you'll wonder why you bothered thinking about this at all instead of simply believing.
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Shut up fatty, go eat some food or do some dishes or something lol
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by jesseblachowski
Shut up fatty, go eat some food or do some dishes or something lol
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So you are jealous that Mary Etheldreda has been blessed with prosperity by Jesus for her faith? All you have to do is accept Christ as your savior, get baptized, and do and believe everything the Bible says and you can be fat too.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:16 PM
If everything is true that you say. Them im going to hell. Thats where i wanna go if your gunna end up in heaven.
Peace out
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
So you are jealous that Mary Etheldreda has been blessed with prosperity by Jesus for her faith? All you have to do is accept Christ as your savior, get baptized, and do and believe everything the Bible says and you can be fat too.
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Praise Jesus! It's TRUE!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 08:42 PM
This commie sounding dope head reads the Bible? Which bits?
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 09:19 PM
I am going to print out this thread and give it to my field supervisor to read to the field people. Perhaps then they might see what huffing paint thinner does to a mind. It is bad enough people are stupid to begin with but it amazes me that they insist on aggravating their problems.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-22-2012, 10:04 PM
I am really impressed with the perseverance shown by True Christians™ in the debate so far. You have clearly shown that substance abuse is most miserable while keeping cool heads and a proper language.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-23-2012, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by jesseblachowski
If everything is true that you say. Them im going to hell. Thats where i wanna go if your gunna end up in heaven.
Peace out
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That's what so many Hellbound heathens come in here to say, each of them thinking they are clever and original.
Well let me tell you, missy! When you are burning in the depths of Hell with the Devil prodding at your private regions, you won't feel so clever and original any more. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-23-2012, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by jesseblachowski
If everything is true that you say. Them im going to hell. Thats where i wanna go if your gunna end up in heaven.
Peace out
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Amen to that. Personally, I can't wait to watch you burn in hell. Jesus and I are going to laugh ourselves silly while we watch you roast!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-23-2012, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
That's what so many Hellbound heathens come in here to say, each of them thinking they are clever and original.
Well let me tell you, missy! When you are burning in the depths of Hell with the Devil prodding at your private regions, you won't feel so clever and original any more. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Im smoking that shit now ya bitch
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-23-2012, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jesseblachowski
Im smoking that shit now ya bitch
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You sound so hurt, so very hurt. Someone must have hurt you deeply. The good news is Jesus' love can get even deeper and rid that pain from you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
02-24-2012, 03:17 PM
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Pastor,
I was reading randomly in the forums (and obviously this thread) and it struck me very odd the reaction of many of the people that post here. Allow me to elaborate.
We all know God is love.
He is the One that judges, and our task is to love Him and obey Him.
I read a lot of judging, a lot of hating and that is not nice.
I think we should indicate (respectfully) that there is a much better way (the way of the Lord) and not be judgemental, offensive and much less rude.
People deserve to be listened, and they deserve to be given a chance to correct their ways and walk the path of the light.
Are we supposed to judge and be bad by being offensive and critizing?
best regards,
gueritol
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