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If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-03-2010, 06:32 AM
I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-03-2010, 06:36 AM
You know I have never met an evolutionist who could honestly and intelligently answer that question?
Another thing I'd like to know is, if humans came from monkeys, how come there aren't monkeys giving birth to humans to this day?
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-03-2010, 06:49 AM
I'd also like to know what the atheists say to this: If humans "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys in the world? Why didn't the ones in the zoo turn into humans?
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02-03-2010, 02:17 PM
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I'd also like to know what the atheists say to this: If humans "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys in the world? Why didn't the ones in the zoo turn into humans?
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Now I wouldn't make this claim because it would be racist, but some have claimed that negroes are related to monkeys because they both came from Africa. However, I did some historical research. Cotton farmers in the South before the Civil War figured that monkeys could be treated like smaller versions of negro slaves and brought them in to pick cotton. Found out it didn't work so I think the evilutionists are proved wrong even here. Black people are descendents of Ham, not Tarzan's buddy, cheetah.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-03-2010, 03:00 PM
The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.
Whenever I raise this argument with evil-utionists, they just shake their heads and walk away. If they had an answer, they'd have told me what it is by now.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-03-2010, 03:01 PM
If humans have evolved from monkeys, why don't monkeys speak American?
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-05-2010, 03:56 PM
I found some interesting discussion and articles elsewhere on the intertubes.
Apparently, humans do have tails while they are still in the womb, which are later absorbed into the body to form the coccyx (commonly known as the tailbone). Many evolutionists view the coccyx as a "leftover"--for lack of a better term--of our evolutionary predecessors.
As tails became less necessary for our survival (living on the ground as homo-sapiens, for example, and not in the trees), they disappeared over time.
There are a lot of unanswered questions about evolution, and I think evolutionists (the rational ones anyway) will be the first to admit it. One could also ask why humans have appendixes. Neither evolution nor creation science can explain that, as it serves no beneficial purpose to human survival.
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If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.
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I'm not sure what you mean by this, would be so kind as to elaborate?
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02-05-2010, 04:19 PM
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I'm not sure what you mean by this, would be so kind as to elaborate?
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Pastor Issac could not have been clearer: there was nothing, it exploded, and human beings popped out of the nothing that exploded.
And that, my dear, is the lunacy of the Big Bang theory.
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02-05-2010, 06:43 PM
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Pastor Issac could not have been clearer: there was nothing, it exploded, and human beings popped out of the nothing that exploded.
And that, my dear, is the lunacy of the Big Bang theory.
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Oh okay, so he was suggesting that if the Big Bang Theory were true, similar occurrences (i.e. random explosions spawning human beings) would still be occurring? My apologies, his wording threw me off a little bit, but I understand now.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-05-2010, 07:13 PM
According to Big Bang Theory, our universe is a bomb.
I wonder if mooslims like this theory. They definitely like bombs...
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 06:13 AM
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I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!
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How many times does this have to be explained...
Monkeys and humans shared a common ancestor. To say that we (I wont even use the term darwinist. The creationist in today's society is like the retarded child we prefer to keep in the basement and not speak about) support the idea that one day a monkey had a human baby demonstrates your ignorance on the subject.
You actually have a tail. Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis. That bone you feel is the tail. Even when the baby is in its mothers womb it has a mildly developed tail, which is lost as it developed further. Over the course of evolution, humans grew less and less dependent on this appendage, and as its usefullness declined the tail grew smaller and smaller over thousands of years of micro evolution. If you really want all the fossils dating the intervals of our species evolution, I'll gladly pull them up for you.
Also dont ask a question and then tell someone that your rhetoric is 100% proof that you are right.
Don't say that there is no adequate answer to this question, because their is.
These things make you sound even more ignorant.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 06:15 AM
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Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis.
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HAH, very tricky, friend! I almost fell for this and almost sodomized myself.
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Why not?
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 06:24 AM
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HAH, very tricky, friend! I almost fell for this and almost sodomized myself.
Why not?
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Its right there, it called your tail bone. If you can't resist sticking your finger up your butt while checking to see if your anatomy is indeed consistent with this than i will leave you be. (By the way its not even on the ass... its more the lower back).
Because that makes you sound stupid. By all means promote this if you wish... but when debating a issue, following the rhetorical steps to proving your point is a much more solid method. Assuming your right and pretending that your views make the other person completely wrong only makes your argument exponentially less effective when it is denounced
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 06:24 AM
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You actually have a tail. Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis. That bone you feel is the tail. Even when the baby is in its mothers womb it has a mildly developed tail, which is lost as it developed further.
These things make you sound even more ignorant.
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02-07-2010, 06:28 AM
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You're a disgusting PERVERT!!! Telling me to feel my own bottom! You should be arrested for trying to make me rape myself!!! How can you live with yourself!!!
I bet you're in cahoots with Joe Beam, the false Christian sex pervert!
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Sigh... its not even your bottom. Your tail is right there whenever you wish to realize that your views are folly.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 07:14 AM
Sister Verna's cousin Ernie gots a tail.
I weren't from no evilution!!!
His mamma always drank a lot beer and was laughing real hard, and throwing pennies, at the monkeys in the zoo. It was pissin' them little apers off so much they put a demon hindaloo monkey curse on her. Thus her kidbaby Ernie was born with a tail jus' like the monkey who she made angry.
Some monkeys are real mean and have wings, and thus work as familiars with witches to get shiny red shoes from little girls. They are nasty, and likely they poo when they fly, thus making them much worse then pidgins.
<<< Picture Of Cousin-In-Law Ernie at last years family BBQ {hard to tell if hes' coming, or going}.
Humans folk did not come from monkeys , but the Devil will be helping to turn (ie: de-volvulating) lots of folks into monkeys as the final days of the end-times approaches.
They will be meek monkeys and maybe shall inherit the earth. Then some astronauts lost in space will land on the de-volvulated earth and smite the monkeys by saying " Gits your hands off me you damn dirty ape".
I think it is in Leviticus somewhere, and I is pretty sure Moses might be in that part of Scripture shooting the de-volvulated monkeys.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 07:28 AM
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How many times does this have to be explained...
Monkeys and humans shared a common ancestor. To say that we (I wont even use the term darwinist. The creationist in today's society is like the retarded child we prefer to keep in the basement and not speak about) support the idea that one day a monkey had a human baby demonstrates your ignorance on the subject.
You actually have a tail. Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis. That bone you feel is the tail. Even when the baby is in its mothers womb it has a mildly developed tail, which is lost as it developed further. Over the course of evolution, humans grew less and less dependent on this appendage, and as its usefullness declined the tail grew smaller and smaller over thousands of years of micro evolution. If you really want all the fossils dating the intervals of our species evolution, I'll gladly pull them up for you.
Also dont ask a question and then tell someone that your rhetoric is 100% proof that you are right.
Don't say that there is no adequate answer to this question, because their is.
These things make you sound even more ignorant.
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It strikes me that you are making some rather specious anthropomorphic arguments concerning the "tail". How does the tail "know" that it's not being used and to "grow" smaller and smaller?
Let's take another "thought" experiment for illustration (the "physics" scientists are always fond of this). Humans have 5 toes and I'm sure you are going to make the argument that they are smaller than other primates because they are not being "used" as much. So now we humans are all wearing shoes so before long we probably won't need any toes at all. How are our toes going to figure all this out and pass along DNA to our children so that their toes will be smaller?
Oh, and I should not need to mention it, but you better not get started on "foot jobs" or any other kind of risqué suggestions or I will see to it that you get banned. You have caused enough trouble around here already.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 08:27 AM
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You actually have a tail. Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis. That bone you feel is the tail. Even when the baby is in its mothers womb it has a mildly developed tail, which is lost as it developed further. Over the course of evolution, humans grew less and less dependent on this appendage, and as its usefullness declined the tail grew smaller and smaller over thousands of years of micro evolution. If you really want all the fossils dating the intervals of our species evolution, I'll gladly pull them up for you.
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This assumption is patently false. Humans are the only bipedal species without tails. Why haven't other bipeds lost the use of their tails? Kangaroos? Or Tyrannosaurus Rex? Or even birds? Birds are all bipedal, yet they all have feathery tails.
Also, Brother William makes a salient point...
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Let's take another "thought" experiment for illustration (the "physics" scientists are always fond of this). Humans have 5 toes and I'm sure you are going to make the argument that they are smaller than other primates because they are not being "used" as much. So now we humans are all wearing shoes so before long we probably won't need any toes at all. How are our toes going to figure all this out and pass along DNA to our children so that their toes will be smaller?
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I find it hard to believe that, even if we were to assume evolution to be true, that species would lose traits even if they didn't use them. Evolutionists like to say traits evolve because they aid in survival, which is why they would say a dolphin has smooth skin so it can swim faster, for example.
But if something isn't needed, but has absolutely no negative effect on the species, then why would it disappear? Imagine a large group of tailed proto-humans. They adopt a more upright stance and breed. A tailless human at this point would be a mutant, and we know mutations are recessive. Why would the tailless human's genes suddenly cancel out all other genes which give tails? Granted, the tail has no survival advantage...but it also has no survival disadvantage either.
Why would tailed humans die out and tailless humans thrive? What makes tailless humans so superior in survival than a tailed human? Answer that!
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 10:53 AM
I have no tail, no one I have ever met has a tail. The mere suggestion of a man (or even a woman) having one is ridiculous. Next thing I'll hear is someone stating we came from the ocean!
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? -
02-07-2010, 02:29 PM
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I have no tail, no one I have ever met has a tail. The mere suggestion of a man (or even a woman) having one is ridiculous. Next thing I'll hear is someone stating we came from the ocean!
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Brother James last night the little lady and myself stopped at a deli for a bite to eat, at the table next to us two men were in a heated debate on this very subject. One stated we evolved from monkeys, the other said we evolved from fish. This went on for the better part of an hour, my wife and I just sat and laughed the entire time. As we were leaving I stopped and thanked them for the comedy hour, I gave them a copy of the KJV1611 and suggested that they read the first book called Genesis.
Seems silly to me the answer is given in the Bible!
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