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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-20-2013, 11:50 PM
You obviously didn't read the messages that clearly stated I was just screwing with you all and I really don't care about relgion lol.
Maybe you are getting irritable because you know I am right about how you act like children? 
I have a belief, that Farore the Goddess of Courage, Nayru the Goddess of Wisdom, and Din the Goddess of Power created the world and all living things.
I know because I read it in the Hyrule Hystoria which is the bible of this belief. But it is on paper so it must be true right?
Also if you believe your pastor has a right to beat the young girls of your church you have serious psychological issues and your pastor could also be charged with several things and go to jail.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-20-2013, 11:58 PM
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Also if you believe your pastor has a right to beat the young girls of your church you have serious psychological issues and your pastor could also be charged with several things and go to jail.
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You've never heard of the separation from church and state? In God's favorite country, a Christian is free to practice his religion, even when that includes physical correction, withholding life-saving medication, or even so-called "education" that you liberals keep mucking up.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 12:07 AM
Not true, a man murdered his daughter saying it was part of the religion and he was still sent to jail.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 12:21 AM
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Not true, a man murdered his daughter saying it was part of the religion and he was still sent to jail.
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Amiya White, age two, attended a child-care center in Alabama. The center's staff lost track of Amiya, and she was left alone, trapped in a van. After two hours in that van in the Alabama heat, the Lord Jesus took her life. Whether He needed her soul in Heaven or whether she was sent to her righteous judgement in Hell for all eternity we will never know. What we do know, however, is that while secular child-care centers must obey child-staff ratios determined by law, religious child-care centers, like the one little Amiya attended, do not. Nor do they have to obey medication safety regulations such as locking up medications, food-safety regulations, or unannounced state-inspections like secular child-care centers do. Alabama is joined by more than ten states that share and protect this legal privilege to make doing God's Work easier for the individual. So, just because someone says they kill in God's name, doesn't make it so. But the separation between church and state does protect God's chosen.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 12:50 AM
That is really messed up and it makes me glad I live in Canada.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 04:01 AM
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That is really messed up and it makes me glad I live in Canada.
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We're glad you do too. It makes it easier for Jesus to wipe all you Godless Cannukistani perverts out and send you where you belong. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by IAmLucifersBitch
You obviously didn't read the messages that clearly stated I was just screwing with you all and I really don't care about relgion lol.
Maybe you are getting irritable because you know I am right about how you act like children?
I have a belief, that Farore the Goddess of Courage, Nayru the Goddess of Wisdom, and Din the Goddess of Power created the world and all living things.
I know because I read it in the Hyrule Hystoria which is the bible of this belief. But it is on paper so it must be true right?
Also if you believe your pastor has a right to beat the young girls of your church you have serious psychological issues and your pastor could also be charged with several things and go to jail. |
So you believe all this silly clap trap yet come down on the Baptist for their beliefs? 
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 04:04 AM
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That is really messed up and it makes me glad I live in Canada.
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Really? Let me guess, Toronto? Since you think you're the centre of the universe.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 04:09 AM
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So you believe all this silly clap trap yet come down on the Baptist for their beliefs? |
And believing that some fat guy sitting under a fig tree is any saner?
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 05:31 AM
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That is really messed up
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just your opinion. Nevertheless, it is the law of the land because decent and moral American citizens know that to continue God's Blessings o'er that land, we best not stop the good work of True Christians™.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
02-21-2013, 10:56 AM
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Seriously though I find it funny how whenever someone stands up to these people they educate them about the Bible.
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Where else are we going to find evidence of God? Do you see anything around you that tells you what God wants? Do you see signs that are clear and unambiguous? No! Only in the Bible do we find clear and concise guidance, verified by God Himself, that is as clear and relevant today as it ever was about God's will and why He might be angry with you and burn you forever when He kills you.
People are, of course, free to make up any old toss about God and say it is so, but how do they know they are right and not just making up feel good nonsense out of their own imagination without checking in the one place where nothing was made up and every word is given by God's inspiration? Exactly! They don't.
So we'll see how much you giggle when you're in Hell.
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
04-23-2013, 09:07 PM
That's right it's not a gift from God! Has somebody really said something like that?
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Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God -
04-23-2013, 09:21 PM
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That's right it's not a gift from God! Has somebody really said something like that?
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It's nice to see a new person who knows being gay is a true abomination endorsed as such by God Himself in His word. Unlike having sex with children, this is straight from the Lord and not a recent innovation extrapolated from some other scripture somehow or just plain made up. God couldn't have spelled it out more clearly.
Have you introduced yourself yet?
We'd like to get to know you better and if you have some amazing thoughts about how great Jesus is.
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