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Default Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 01-30-2008, 02:01 PM

In an unprecedented move, the communist government of Daneland (I admit that I'm not exactly sure where they are), have decided to permanently annoy every mudslime on earth. THIS pleases Jesus, and He is not used to being pleased by the eurotrash cesspools of Europe.

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Danish library plans to house cartoons of prophet Muhammad

Denmark's national library is to risk re-opening an international political storm by housing the cartoon images of the prophet Muhammad that provoked violent convulsions throughout the Islamic world two years ago.
The royal library in Copenhagen - founded in the 17th century by King Frederik III and home to many historic treasures - has declared the drawings to be of historic value and is trying to acquire them for "preservation purposes".

The library, widely acknowledged as the most significant in Scandinavia, has agreed to take possession of the caricatures on behalf of the museum of Danish cartoon art, a spokesman told the Art Newspaper.


Negotiations with the artists behind the 12 cartoons are said to be at an advanced stage. Several have agreed to donate the works for mothing but the museum may have to buy some of them. One has already been sold to a private buyer.

Around 100 people died in riots across the Muslim world as protests spread after the publication of the cartoons - one of which depicted Muhammad with a bomb in his turban - in numerous western newspapers in 2006. The disturbances led to Denmark's embassy in Damascus being burned and diplomatic missions in several other Muslim countries being attacked. The cartoons originally appeared in the Danish Jyllands-Posten newspaper in 2005.
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Default Re: Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 06-06-2010, 02:06 PM

About a month ago a male from Sumalia tried to assassinate the person behind the drawings with an axe.

The debate behind the drawings was actually that "Freedom of speech" is a very important thing and therefore an apology is not possible. The result of the stubborness of danes is the possibility of terror acts towards Denmark(Daneland? if you prefer) Somewhat like 9/11.
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Default Re: Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 06-06-2010, 02:14 PM

This does not change the fact: All Danes are sinners against the holy ghost. They cannot repent as sins towards the holy ghost are unforgivable. (Matt. 12:30-32)

And still, it is the motive of the action, which is judged by God, not the action itself.
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Default Re: Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 06-07-2010, 01:52 AM

That would have been a good place to visit if I hadn't joined the boycott of Denmark.


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Default Re: Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 02-25-2013, 12:39 PM

America should take Denmark over and force Christianity upon the heathen and pagan fools.
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Default Re: Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 03-05-2013, 03:04 AM

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pleases Jesus, and He is not used to being pleased by the eurotrash cesspools of Europe.



Praise Jesus!! Whatever rattles their cage is alright with me. Maybe a few more of them will go out and blow themselves up. GLORY!!
I don't know what the rag heads are so upset about. At least he's not running around naked like Bug Bunny and Pork Pig, those are offensive cartoons.


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Default Re: Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 03-05-2013, 03:40 PM

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I don't know what the rag heads are so upset about. At least he's not running around naked like Bug Bunny and Pork Pig, those are offensive cartoons.
Yeah it's not like they're displaying drawings of Homer Simpson or some such butt monkey fodder.

Are they trying to say Mohammed wouldn't run round with a bomb on his head if he were alive today so as to inspire them all to blow themselves up for their moon god? It's exactly the sort of thing I imagine him doing. When he could tear himself away from little girls, of course.

I can't believe they are still bringing this up and going on about it.



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Default Re: Daneland Does a Noble Thing - 03-07-2013, 01:52 AM

The Danes are just a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The great President George W Bush invited them to participate in the liberation of Iraq, but they refused! If that wasn't bad enough, they said they want to reduce their use of fossil fuels, hopefully eventually using none. With that goal in mind, they built these things all over their pissant "country:"


The mark of the Beast

These are in fact Witchcraft Towers, an important symbol in the Atheist religion. We are seeing more and more of these Satanic towers being erected all over Euroweenieland.

Denmark is a low-lying country, so I look forward to the day when the non-existent global warming puts them underwater. Just like Noah's Flood, this is how God deals with liberals.


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