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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-08-2009, 05:50 PM

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With reason no. 3...Could I not just replace all of the "Bing Bang's" with "God" and have it applied to Christians? Who created God? What was there before God? You know what? I get the same answers everytime I ask that question. "God was always there". That doesn't EXPLAIN where God came from OR how he got there.

Oh and Noah riding a dinosaur onto his boat. Yeah I just looked that up and nowhere in the bible does it mention Noah riding a dinosaur. Don't throw away your ability to use free-thought just because a magic man in the sky says so.

So who wants to explain. Don't give me these huge BS stories about something I'm not even asking. I want direct responses to my questions. Thank you.
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You just refused to accept the answers for your questions. Why are you so narrow mind you can't consider the supernatural?



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 07:40 AM

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We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!


Just out of curiosity what makes you say this? I mean, how can one be certain that god wrote it? Besides tradition and upbringing, who knows for sure? I could say I wrote the bible. Who's to say Im wrong? What if Im the second comming of christ therefor I am god in the flesh so I wrote the bible. And I've got to say, I'm disapointed in this civilization I invented. You people havent even discovered antigravity yet.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 08:49 PM

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Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

The bible holds no physical proof whatsoever. The bible exists, it is made of paper. Thats not proof of anything except for the fact that you are holding pages of paper in your hands. And '1000%' is not a real figure.
There is no way to prove that 'god' wrote the bible.

Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!


Humans did not evolve from spider monkies, for instance. Spider monkies grew from their own protospecies. We dont have tails because we dont have a need for them. Gorillas dont have tails either because they dont need them. There was no pivital point where man evolved from protohumanoids. We're talking about hundreds of thousands of generations. Its called genetics. Learn it some time.

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!



The reason we cant answer "what was there before the big bang?" is because no one knows. Not an Atheist, not a Christian, nobody knows. What they do know is that objects in space or moving farther away from each other, so using math someone can pinpoint a point in time where all matter was infinitely compressed. Its physics. Learn it sometime.

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

Checkmate - Atheist!


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If you're asking me whether or not I believe Noah, a human, rode a 75 foot long dinosaur into a wooden ship, then my answer is no. Ever hear of carbon dating? You have a finite amount of carbon in your body when you die. Overtime, carbon breaks down. So using math, one can determine how old a given set of remains are. Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago. Modern humans didnt even know up until 100,000 years ago. Thats a big space in time between dinosaurs and even the earliest humans.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 08:52 PM

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5. They have to lie to make their point (in which case their point must be a lie). They try to "prove" their Darwinist monkey cult through such obviously forged evidence as the Piltdown man, while ignoring real evidence such as the Paluxy man tracks.
I am not a lier. If my numbers are wrong, then they're wrong. I do the best I can to ensure that my numbers are correct.

Forgive me for ignoring the real evidence, but can you please explain paluxy man tracks to me?
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 08:59 PM

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8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
It is known that no one can prove or disprove god. I dont see how requireing real scientific fact is a lack of logic. In my opinion, chalking something up to god because you dont have the ability to explain it is a flawed logic. I know gravity exists. How do I know? Because I can pick up a pencil and drop it and it will fall to the ground. Thats gravity. You can argue gravity (hypothetically) all you want but I dont think you'll be jumping off any buildings to disprove gravity.

The reason you cant disprove god is because there are no neutral, non-partisan tests you can perform. Only an opinionated, subjective test can be done.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 09:03 PM

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Reason #?? (I hope this isn't too abstract) But, I noticed that Atheists are really afraid of death, so they refuse to eat good wholesome American food like Roast Beef, Bacon, Sour Cream, Cheddar Cheese, Chili Cheese Fries, Dairy Queen Snicker's Blizzard, etc... Just imagine how miserable life would be if you spent it eating soy beans and wheat grass because you were afraid to die because you secretly knew you were going to HELL!
I think people choose to eat healthier so that they can live healthier lives. Healthy food makes you feel good, you can have a more productive life if youre filled up on fuel that your body requires. Its not a fear of death, its being aware that if you eat nasty food you're going to feel nasty.

I love all of the foods you said except for chili cheese fries and 'dairy queen snickers blizzard'. I dont fuel the corperate money machine.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 09:06 PM

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Reason 11:

a. Atheists don't believe that anything created the universe.

b. This is silly because we exist! Something must have created us!

c. The Bible says that God created us.

d. So Christians are right!

Find me one atheist that says 'nothing created the universe'.

And as for C and D:

The Koran says that Allah created us. What makes them wrong and you right?
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 09:09 PM

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 09:20 PM

Im no terrorist. I'm not even a muslim.

Its just a simple question, I was using the koran as an example. What exactly makes christians right and muslims wrong?
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 09:26 PM

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Im no terrorist. I'm not even a muslim.

Its just a simple question, I was using the koran as an example. What exactly makes christians right and muslims wrong?
Because the 1611 KJV Bible is the One True Book of God, while the Qu'ran is merely a bastardization and reinterpretation of the Bible. The Qu'ran is in the same league as the Book of Mormon and Mad Prophet Helmholtz's Next Testament, which are add-ons to the Bible.

The Qu'ran makes a number of false claims, like Jesus was just a prophet and not a Son of God. Fortunately, all Muslims will burn in Hell for believing in such tripe.



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 09:32 PM

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Because the 1611 KJV Bible is the One True Book of God, while the Qu'ran is merely a bastardization and reinterpretation of the Bible. The Qu'ran is in the same league as the Book of Mormon and Mad Prophet Helmholtz's Next Testament, which are add-ons to the Bible.

The Qu'ran makes a number of false claims, like Jesus was just a prophet and not a Son of God. Fortunately, all Muslims will burn in Hell for believing in such tripe.
According to you and your people.

If you go overseas and ask them they'll say the exact same thing you just told me, but saying christians will burn in hell.

I'm not saying theyre right and youre wrong, but why not find common ground? Christianity and Islam are both based in the same common principals.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 09:36 PM

Most atheists that I know of are accepting of homosexual men

My pastor tells me that if trying to help them in the long run will cause them greater pain, then not helping them is the morally right thing to do

It is better to spend your time saving 100 people than to try to convert one atheist

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I'm not saying theyre right and youre wrong, but why not find common ground? Christianity and Islam are both based in the same common principals.
There is no common ground between Christians and Islamofascists.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-13-2009, 10:12 PM

They follow the exact same commandments as christians do. In the same order and everything.
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They follow the exact same commandments as christians do. In the same order and everything.
How could they follow the same Ten Commandments as us? What about "Thou shalt not have any gods before me." when they put Allah before God. (And no, they are NOT the same God). Obviously they pick and choose which commandments to follow, just like the papists.



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-18-2009, 12:17 AM

Hello everyone. This is the first time I have ever posted on your forums and perhaps, if I'm not banned, it won't be the last. I have a few statements that I wanted to make and I hope and pray that everyone can be reasonable about this. I am a Deacon at a very conservative church and I believe that the Bible is the inerrant word of God.

I'm writing here because I'm a bit disturbed at what I see after reading through many of the threads.

I'm sure that you are aware that Christ gave his most harsh criticism toward the Pharisees. Here's Matthew 23 in the KJV1611 as your request:

1Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples,
2Saying The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:
3All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.
4For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.
5But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,
6And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues,
7And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi.
8But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
9And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
10Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ.
11But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.
12And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.
13But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in.
14Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
15Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.
16Woe unto you, ye blind guides, which say, Whosoever shall swear by the temple, it is nothing; but whosoever shall swear by the gold of the temple, he is a debtor!
17Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gold, or the temple that sanctifieth the gold?
18And, Whosoever shall swear by the altar, it is nothing; but whosoever sweareth by the gift that is upon it, he is guilty.
19Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gift, or the altar that sanctifieth the gift?
20Whoso therefore shall swear by the altar, sweareth by it, and by all things thereon.
21And whoso shall swear by the temple, sweareth by it, and by him that dwelleth therein.
22And he that shall swear by heaven, sweareth by the throne of God, and by him that sitteth thereon.
23Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
24Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
25Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.
26Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.
27Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.
28Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.
29Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,
30And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.
31Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets.
32Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers.
33Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
34Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:
35That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar.
36Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation.
37O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!
38Behold, your house is left unto you desolate.
39For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord.

I'm sure many of you are aware of these verses... They are directed to what were perceived as the most "Godly" most "Sinless" and most "Perfect" people of the time. These are the people who followed the Biblical law to the tee and no one could find technical fault with their actions. But these were the most despicable people on the planet they neither entered the gates of heaven and blocked others from entering. The outside of their cup was clean, but the inside was neglected. Think about what you write in light of these verses and the context.

I'm afraid that you do more damage to the kingdom of Christ than all of the atheists on this forum.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-28-2009, 11:28 PM

I applaud you. You are right. The people on this site are extremely misguided. Especially the guy who said "Islamofacists" if he knew ANYTHING about Islam, he would know that Muslims are AGAINST facism. But, being the ignorant swine he is, he wouldn't know that, would he?
Also, why can Christians on this site insult others, but others cannot insult them? Rather hypocritic.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-28-2009, 11:33 PM

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Also, why can Christians on this site insult others, but others cannot insult them? Rather hypocritic.
No one is insulting anyone. We don't mince words and we tell it like it is. We call a spade a spade. Perhaps in our ultra-sensitive society our words might be "offensive" because we don't tow the political correctness line.

And to answer your question, think about this Godly verse...

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

We that are spiritual (True Christians™) can judge anything we want, yet we are not to be judged by anyone else. That's not called hypocrisy. That is simply what God has willed.



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 09-28-2009, 11:35 PM

Really? So I can be called a "asshole" "JAckass" and "dumbass", but I get infrantioned when I do that to others?
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Really? So I can be called a "asshole" "JAckass" and "dumbass", but I get infrantioned when I do that to others?
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

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