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Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 09:09 PM
Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.
Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!
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03-16-2014, 09:12 PM
Tell me friend, what are your thoughts on the KJV?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-16-2014, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JewPuncher
Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.
Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!
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JewPuncher?
What a horrible woman you must be to choose such a hateful username.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Tell me friend, what are your thoughts on the KJV?
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The King James Version is the best translation of the Holy Bible.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by JewPuncher
Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.
Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!
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The same Fred Phelps who supported the democrat eco-idolatrist Al Gore?
I can see the LORD brought you here just in the nick of time! Your own soul is in mortal peril!
Dear, you must return to the Word of God. Read it. Drink it in. Ask the Spirit of Truth to come into you and animate you, your brain, your actions, everything that makes you you. Let go of these liberal attention-hogs and get right with Christ!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
The same Fred Phelps who supported the democrat eco-idolatrist Al Gore?
I can see the LORD brought you here just in the nick of time! Your own soul is in mortal peril!
Dear, you must return to the Word of God. Read it. Drink it in. Ask the Spirit of Truth to come into you and animate you, your brain, your actions, everything that makes you you. Let go of these liberal attention-hogs and get right with Christ!
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Yes, he did originally support Al Gore. But when that beast came out of the closet and accepted the "gay rights" conspiracy, Phelps quickly stopped supporting him.
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03-16-2014, 09:33 PM
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JewPuncher?
What a horrible woman you must be to choose such a hateful username.
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I am no woman. I apologize that you have been blinded by satan and his tricks. Do you hate America? Why do you poison us with your evil "homosexual agenda?"
Give yourself to the Lord.
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Gushing for Jesus
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03-16-2014, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JewPuncher
Yes, he did originally support Al Gore. But when that beast came out of the closet and accepted the "gay rights" conspiracy, Phelps quickly stopped supporting him.
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Mr. Gore was never in the closet. The stench of his liberal agenda went before him in such a way that all decent men and women would get sick to their stomachs when he came to their towns, or even when they read about him in the news. How Mr. Phelps could have missed this doesn't bode well to the idea that he understands the Word of God. The fact that he was excommunicated from his own liberal woman-preaching church means he's a clown, rejected by his own clown posse.
You would do well to shake the dust off your feet with that gang of fools.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Mr. Gore was never in the closet. The stench of his liberal agenda went before him in such a way that all decent men and women would get sick to their stomachs when he came to their towns, or even when they read about him in the news. How Mr. Phelps could have missed this doesn't bode well to the idea that he understands the Word of God. The fact that he was excommunicated from his own liberal woman-preaching church means he's a clown, rejected by his own clown posse.
You would do well to shake the dust off your feet with that gang of fools.
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Of course I cannot agree with all of his actions and yes he was excommunicated, but he was the founder of our sacred church. We are in no way, blinded by the evils of the satan-lead liberals. Yes, he mistakenly allowed the women to speak too much of our message. But the message is a holy one. This country is in desperate need of salvation.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JewPuncher
Of course I cannot agree with all of his actions and yes he was excommunicated, but he was the founder of our sacred church. We are in no way, blinded by the evils of the satan-lead liberals. Yes, he mistakenly allowed the women to speak too much of our message. But the message is a holy one. This country is in desperate need of salvation.
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Your church actively defies the Word of God. That, my dear, is not "sacred."
This country is in desperate need of Salvation, it is true, but you cannot know what Salvation is if you cannot discern the Spirit of Truth from the Father of Lies. I implore you to renounce your liberal ways and cry out to Jesus! Time is of the essence, son!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Your church actively defies the Word of God. That, my dear, is not "sacred."
This country is in desperate need of Salvation, it is true, but you cannot know what Salvation is if you cannot discern the Spirit of Truth from the Father of Lies. I implore you to renounce your liberal ways and cry out to Jesus! Time is of the essence, son!
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In what ways have you heard us defy the Word of God?
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03-16-2014, 09:55 PM
Greetings in Jesus' Name, JP:
Your chosen screen name reminds me of a motor vehicle.
The Ford Focus. The Nissan Stanza. The Dodge Ram. and:
The Jaguar JewPuncher. Vroom, vroom. Are you married? Do you have a big, big, big um, yacht? I pray that the passing of Brother Phelps will be a freeing experience for you and result in the opening of your heart and soul to the truth that only comes from Conservative Republican politics and Christian, Right-wing thinking and behaviors. While your hopefully former church may have honored Christ with their vendetta against unnatural affection, Jesus never wept so openly as when He watched funerals of our glorious soldiers being picketed by the pansies of Westboro that were too afraid to serve our wonderful Christian country.
If you are not married, do you like pie?
Welcome again, in Christ's Precious Name.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Greetings in Jesus' Name, JP:
Your chosen screen name reminds me of a motor vehicle.
The Ford Focus. The Nissan Stanza. The Dodge Ram. and:
The Jaguar JewPuncher. Vroom, vroom. Are you married? Do you have a big, big, big um, yacht? I pray that the passing of Brother Phelps will be a freeing experience for you and result in the opening of your heart and soul to the truth that only comes from Conservative Republican politics and Christian, Right-wing thinking and behaviors. While your hopefully former church may have honored Christ with their vendetta against unnatural affection, Jesus never wept so openly as when He watched funerals of our glorious soldiers being picketed by the pansies of Westboro that were too afraid to serve our wonderful Christian country.
If you are not married, do you like pie?
Welcome again, in Christ's Precious Name.
NRL
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Thank you! I am happy to meet you! I do agree with your taking offense to the picketing of soldier's funerals. I for one, was never very happy with that. But it would be disrespectful of me to question my elders. However, we were not protesting America. Because this country IS the best and is God's favorite! However, satan has a powerful hand here and that is what we were protesting. The evil liberals have been using our government and military to fight for evil "freedoms" such as "gay marriage." It makes me sick to my stomach.
And I am happily married with two beautiful daughters, but I also enjoy a fine American apple pie!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 10:06 PM
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In what ways have you heard us defy the Word of God?
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Your women wear pants, for starters.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 10:08 PM
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In what ways have you heard us defy the Word of God?
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But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1 Timothy 2:12
Shirley Phelps-Roper rebuking a man at church
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-16-2014, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Your women wear pants, for starters.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
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I apologize if that seemed to come off as if I was questioning her. One of the reasons I came here is that I am in search for the purist church I can find. I know that I am doing something right by being Baptist.
I come to this because I have found that our church is losing its way a bit and we do give way too much power of men to our women (my wife and daughters our not pant-toting feminists). If I were to come to a more holy and pure church, would that be disrespectful to my "betters" at Westboro?
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03-17-2014, 12:35 AM
Your betters are not at Westboro. Your betters are at Landover.
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Re: Hello All! -
03-17-2014, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by JewPincher
Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.
Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!
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Welcome to Gods favorite forums. What is your favorite Bible verse?
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03-17-2014, 12:39 AM
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Your betters are not at Westboro. Your betters are at Landover.
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But would it be disrespectful to Westboro and my elders to change to Landover? Obviously it is common sense, for I have found Landover to perfect.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Hello All! -
03-17-2014, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by JewPincher
But would it be disrespectful to Westboro and my elders to change to Landover? Obviously it is common sense, for I have found Landover to perfect.
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Until Himself declares you perfect, you will not attend Landover Baptist Church. In fact, the entire city of Freehold is a gated city, meticulously maintained spiritually, and free from unsaved trash. No offense.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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