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Default 'ello! - 03-13-2007, 05:22 AM
My name is AJE, and I am new to this forum. I work in Christian broadcasting, hoping to save the unsaved in other countries without having to go there myself.
I am really shy, so that's all I will say about myself.
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Default Re: 'ello! - 03-13-2007, 05:47 AM
Question for you, you consider what you are doing 'saving' people. How would you feel about say a Buddhist broadcasting their religion and their teachings to others to help them gain enlightenment?

Bet you'd hate it, right?

Moral of the story, everyone has different beliefs, and according to others, YOU are the unenlightened one. So no-one has a right to call anyone else 'damned' or 'saved' to end up in places that, when you examine the bible historically, are mere embellishments taken from other religions and adapted.

Second moral of the story, proselytizing is WRONG. You wouldn't like it if other people of other religions did it to you, so why do you do it to other people?


Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Default Re: 'ello! - 03-13-2007, 06:56 AM
AJE, ignore the heathen scum, ie rachael.
Welcome to Landover! I myself work saving people in Czechoslovakia. Lot's of commies here who need saving. If I can be of any help, let me know!

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: 'ello! - 03-13-2007, 01:41 PM
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Question for you, you consider what you are doing 'saving' people. How would you feel about say a Buddhist broadcasting their religion and their teachings to others to help them gain enlightenment?

Bet you'd hate it, right?

Moral of the story, everyone has different beliefs, and according to others, YOU are the unenlightened one. So no-one has a right to call anyone else 'damned' or 'saved' to end up in places that, when you examine the bible historically, are mere embellishments taken from other religions and adapted.

Second moral of the story, proselytizing is WRONG. You wouldn't like it if other people of other religions did it to you, so why do you do it to other people?
You're right, trying to win people over to one specific way of thinking is immoral and wrong. So quit arguing with us, begone from "God's favourite forum", and never return.

Anyway, AJE, welcome to our Godly boards, and ignore the pagan trolls under the bridge. Some of their slanderous lies can be pretty shocking, but they don't bite. Well, not with their mouths, anyway.

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Default Re: 'ello! - 03-14-2007, 04:48 PM
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Question for you, you consider what you are doing 'saving' people. How would you feel about say a Buddhist broadcasting their religion and their teachings to others to help them gain enlightenment?

Bet you'd hate it, right?

Moral of the story, everyone has different beliefs, and according to others, YOU are the unenlightened one. So no-one has a right to call anyone else 'damned' or 'saved' to end up in places that, when you examine the bible historically, are mere embellishments taken from other religions and adapted.

Second moral of the story, proselytizing is WRONG. You wouldn't like it if other people of other religions did it to you, so why do you do it to other people?
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That's not much of a rebuke . . . Surely a broadcaster can do better!
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Default Re: 'ello! - 03-14-2007, 04:56 PM
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Question for you, you consider what you are doing 'saving' people. How would you feel about say a Buddhist broadcasting their religion and their teachings to others to help them gain enlightenment?

Bet you'd hate it, right?

Second moral of the story, proselytizing is WRONG. You wouldn't like it if other people of other religions did it to you, so why do you do it to other people?
Do you even watch TV? (I don't but I know what was on when I stopped watching tv).

Will and Grace. A show about how it's OK to be gay!

American Idol. What was that commandment? It's the same one they break on:

Survivor.

Then there are also shows that popularize withchraft, shows about superheroes (that weren't in the Bible (KJV1611))

And you think someone broadcasting God's message into a foreign country is doing a bad thing.

Wake up witch!!!

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