[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Charlene Cothran, publisher of the lezzie-faire lezbertarian magazine Venus, has recently made a big stink about her supposedly leaving homerism. She has discussed it in an interview with a homer who uses the salacious pen name of Clay Cane:

Warning: Link to depraved lezbean content — Do not access unless you are a True Christian™ male head of household or have his permission.

She appears to have made a few baby steps out of the homer closet and into the prayer closet:

Originally Posted by the above-linked interview

Are you physically attracted to men?

Charlene: [pauses] I am physically attracted to the spirit of Christ right now. You're trying to take me down a road that I won't go down right now.

Nonetheless, I think that she has a long way to go before she is truly saved. In particular, if she wants to be a Biblically correct, True Christian™ woman, she should do the following:

1. Get more gender-appropriate clothing:

Deuteronomy 22:5: The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.

2. Grow her hair long:

I Corinthians 11:15: But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering.

3. Find a Godly Christian man and submit to him as though he were God:

Ephesians 5:22: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

4. Have his babies:

I Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

5. And then shut up:

I Corinthians 14:34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

I Timothy 2:12: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

What's stopping her?

[OnYourKnees]

She's "physically attracted to the spirit of Christ"?!

What manner of disgusting perversion is this? Is she fantasizing about re-creating that scene in the Exorcist involving a crucifix?!

I think Baby Jesus is likely to hurl!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

What this coloredess needs is a healthy paddling—now THAT ought to knock the Libyanism right out of her.



Once she gets acquainted with a proper True Christian™ husband, I'm sure he'll take care of it.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

What this coloredess needs is a healthy paddling—now THAT ought to knock the Libyanism right out of her.



Once she gets acquainted with a proper True Christian™ husband, I'm sure he'll take care of it.

You may be right, but you would be more plausible if you put up a picture of the Landover wife paddle....which is what...three times the size?

That one you posted wouldn't cover one side of this women or any I've seen from Iowa.



Bless you, my secret sister of sapphopotimus,
Father Mo

[Petal]

Originally Posted by Mr.Farter Maurice Lester

Mr.Mo, i rebukes you for corruptin them innoscent smilies like that, it plain disgustin an i never ever gonna be able to use that cute liddle fishy cuz you tainteds him, an now pore Mr.Winkiss gots the schmelly lezbean breaths

it all your fawlt!