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Re: What is love mean? -
06-19-2007, 01:39 PM
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Hitting someone is not telling them you love them. Neither my father, nor my husband, nor my pastor would ever dream of hitting me.
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You have a pastor? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
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Self-defense is the only valid reason to hit someone.
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So you agree that when I gave my Polack two black eyes to defend myself against it looking at me like that, I was acting in a totally justified fashion? And what about Zeke's right to protect himself against burnt toast?
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Re: What is love mean? -
06-19-2007, 02:03 PM
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You have a pastor? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
I am good friends with a couple of UU ministers, and I sometimes consult them for spiritual guidance. I consider both of them my pastors.
So you agree that when I gave my Polack two black eyes to defend myself against it looking at me like that, I was acting in a totally justified fashion? And what about Zeke's right to protect himself against burnt toast?
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No. If your "servant" had taken a swing at you, then you would have been perfectly justified in swinging back. Hitting someone because you don't like the way they look at you is assault and battery.
Burnt toast is not an attack. If Thumps had thrown the toaster at him, that would have ben an attack. Unless, of course, she did so AFTER he hit her for burning his toast, in which case it would have been self-defense on HER part.
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Re: What is love mean? -
06-19-2007, 03:12 PM
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No. If your "servant" had taken a swing at you, then you would have been perfectly justified in swinging back. Hitting someone because you don't like the way they look at you is assault and battery.
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It's all so simple in your black-and-white, liberal fundamentalist, Manichean worldview isn't it? I didn't hit just anyone, I hit a Polack. The jury's still out on whether those trollish Slavs can fly around in a mortar and pestle, but they can definitely put the evil eye on people. Unless they're lying in a cellar, crying and bleeding! Shout Glory!
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Burnt toast is not an attack. If Thumps had thrown the toaster at him, that would have ben an attack. Unless, of course, she did so AFTER he hit her for burning his toast, in which case it would have been self-defense on HER part.
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Yes, and Saddam was just stockpiling WMD to attack Jesus and America on 9/11 as self-defense on HIS part.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: What is love mean? -
06-19-2007, 03:24 PM
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It's all so simple in your black-and-white, liberal fundamentalist, Manichean worldview isn't it? I didn't hit just anyone, I hit a Polack. The jury's still out on whether those trollish Slavs can fly around in a mortar and pestle, but they can definitely put the evil eye on people. Unless they're lying in a cellar, crying and bleeding! Shout Glory!
So do you think you have some special dispensation to attack Polish people who look at you funny?
Yes, and Saddam was just stockpiling WMD to attack Jesus and America on 9/11 as self-defense on HIS part.
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You mean those WMD's that were never found? And bin Laden was responsible for 9/11, not Hussein. And this has to do with burnt toast how?
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06-19-2007, 03:35 PM
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Yes, and Saddam was just stockpiling WMD to attack Jesus and America on 9/11 as self-defense on HIS part.
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Yeah, just like George Wa nlker Bush plans to stockpile ICBMs to destroy many potential True Christians and destroy possible space for Churchs! God will be angry with America for that!
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06-19-2007, 03:40 PM
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You mean those WMD's that were never found? And bin Laden was responsible for 9/11, not Hussein. And this has to do with burnt toast how?
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That's because Saddam gave them to Iran and Syria just before we attacked.
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Re: What is love mean? -
06-19-2007, 03:43 PM
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That's because Saddam gave them to Iran and Syria just before we attacked.
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Right...of course he did. Just rest now. The medication will take effect soon, and all those nasty monsters chasing you will go away.
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Re: What is love mean? -
06-19-2007, 03:49 PM
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Right...of course he did. Just rest now. The medication will take effect soon, and all those nasty monsters chasing you will go away.
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It's no joke: Saddam's WMD are in Syria. Or possibly the commies moved them to Lebanon. It's going to take quite a bit of invading before we know for sure, and even then there's the possibility that they may have been smuggled across the border into Iran or Venezuela by the time we get there. But you have to admit that either Saddam's weapons are hidden in Syria and Lebanon, or a worldnetdaily article AND a statement by a former Bush administration official are both factually incorrect. I know which sounds more plausible to me.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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06-19-2007, 03:58 PM
Hmm... A hard choice... Saddam gave away weapons to his former enemies... Or the Bush Government Screwed up...
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Re: What is love mean? -
06-19-2007, 04:02 PM
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It's no joke: Saddam's WMD are in Syria. Or possibly the commies moved them to Lebanon. It's going to take quite a bit of invading before we know for sure, and even then there's the possibility that they may have been smuggled across the border into Iran or Venezuela by the time we get there. But you have to admit that either Saddam's weapons are hidden in Syria and Lebanon, or a worldnetdaily article AND a statement by a former Bush administration official are both factually incorrect. I know which sounds more plausible to me.
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I know which sounds more likely to me as well and I'd bet the rent it's not the same as your choice.
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06-22-2007, 05:22 AM
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If you put someone in the hospital for hitting you, you would be charged with more offenses than them.
Self-defense only goes so far, putting someone in the hospital could get you charged with attempted murder.
I think you should probably go see a counselor or therapist to help you deal with your issues. You seem to have a lot of pent up anger.
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Certainly it has limits, but no sane jury in the world would convict someone for properly defending oneself. If you have to cripple the attacker to do it, then that's what you've gotta do.
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06-22-2007, 06:28 AM
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Certainly it has limits, but no sane jury in the world would convict someone for properly defending oneself. If you have to cripple the attacker to do it, then that's what you've gotta do.
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Uhm. In some states, you need to be hit a certain amount of times or need a gun in your face for it to be called self-defense. There is no more self defense where I live. It used to be three hits without retaliation.
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06-22-2007, 06:30 AM
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I think "love mean" is when your husband or father or pastor hits you to show you they love you. To the sickular world, thats "mean" ... but its really love. Thats why the word "love" is before "mean".
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No no no, you have love confused with domestic violence.
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06-22-2007, 06:41 AM
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Uhm. In some states, you need to be hit a certain amount of times or need a gun in your face for it to be called self-defense. There is no more self defense where I live. It used to be three hits without retaliation.
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Which is why I said the first part: "Certainly there are limits."
And again when I mentioned "properly defending yourself." Since I said properly, that implies that it was legitimate self defense.
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06-22-2007, 06:47 AM
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Which is why I said the first part: "Certainly there are limits."
And again when I mentioned "properly defending yourself." Since I said properly, that implies that it was legitimate self defense.
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Touche, yet, some juries will believe that the attacker was the victim and you will get a spiraling case that hit's the fan..
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06-22-2007, 06:48 AM
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No no no, you have love confused with domestic violence.
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In the True Christian world, the two things are synonymous.
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Touche, yet, some juries will believe that the attacker was the victim and you will get a spiraling case that hit's the fan..
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True, though I did also say "No sane jury".
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In the True Christian world, the two things are synonymous.
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That i find untrue..im a cristian..and a baptist..but not like them.
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06-22-2007, 02:02 PM
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In the True Christian world, the two things are synonymous.
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Friend, just look at the Love Our Lord shows to His children. We simply strive to be Godly in all our behaviour. Is that really so wrong?
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That i find untrue..im a cristian..and a baptist..but not like them.
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That's true. We read the Bible and follow God's commands, you don't.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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06-22-2007, 06:56 PM
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Friend, just look at the Love Our Lord shows to His children. We simply strive to be Godly in all our behaviour. Is that really so wrong?
That's true. We read the Bible and follow God's commands, you don't.
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Well im alot more spiritual than religeous i prefer a personal relationship to god..and i do read the bible. not the king james version (yet) ive read three different versions of the bible so far..i plan to read them all maybe when i am finished with yours i'll finally be saved. i guess i'll wait till last to read yours then, save the best for last, that kinda thing, right?
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