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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 12:25 AM
"Once Bush attacks Iran and the nukes start flying Jesus return will be soon."
It would be nice to see Jesus, but I really hope no nukes have to fly I'm still quite into living on earth at the moment .
" Once you are on the right track we can see about making you an American so Christ can really love you."
What about half-Americans? I was born there, and have citizenship, but I'm also a Canadian, and possibly in the future I'll have New Zealand citizenship as well. Does Christ love CA and NZ?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 12:26 AM
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It would be nice to see Jesus, but I really hope no nukes have to fly I'm still quite into living on earth at the moment
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 12:33 AM
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"Once Bush attacks Iran and the nukes start flying Jesus return will be soon."
It would be nice to see Jesus, but I really hope no nukes have to fly I'm still quite into living on earth at the moment .
" Once you are on the right track we can see about making you an American so Christ can really love you."
What about half-Americans? I was born there, and have citizenship, but I'm also a Canadian, and possibly in the future I'll have New Zealand citizenship as well. Does Christ love CA and NZ?
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Well, I can state without equivocation that God hates Canada.
If you are familiar with the Holy Bible, then you'll know that God takes a dim view of certain practices (witchcraft, sodomy, and tolerance of the aforementioned, for example). He has been known to wipe out entire civilizations for persisting in such behaviors.
There is no such thing as "half American" by the way. Better study the Holy Word of God, son.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 12:48 AM
lol, but...apparently http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ God hates America too ...and Sweden too. Is there anywhere safe? Hmm...how does he feel about Antarctica?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 01:12 AM
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lol, but...apparently http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ God hates America too ...and Sweden too. Is there anywhere safe? Hmm...how does he feel about Antarctica?
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I should have known. Another smart-mouthed, empty-headed female coming in here to mock Jesus.
This is a friendly warning. Accept Jesus or be ready for the consequences of your hatred. Do not think that by persecuting us you are being clever or funny. Keep it up and you'll be banned like your other zit-faced cannuckistani brethren.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 01:43 AM
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lol, but...apparently http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ God hates America too ...and Sweden too. Is there anywhere safe? Hmm...how does he feel about Antarctica?
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Antarctica, indeed!
I sense a jokester here.
Miss Pizza, let me be the first to tell you that we are not here for idle humor! We are here to share the Truth about God and Jesus, and tell people what the Bible really says!
We find the Bible to be as much a joke as the very fires of Hell, my dear, and I do hope you soon see it in the same light!
Now, I see that someone has placed you on Moderation. For what horrific offense, I can only guess. However, since you will now have to wait for your posts to be approved, I suggest you gain some education on the Bible by taking some of our delightful Bible Quizzes at www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html !
They're only 10 questions each, and multiple choice, with full detailed Scriptural citations after you complete the quiz. With so many subjects to choose from, I've little doubt you'll find something both entertaining and edifying.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 03:15 AM
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"Once Bush attacks Iran and the nukes start flying Jesus return will be soon."
It would be nice to see Jesus, but I really hope no nukes have to fly I'm still quite into living on earth at the moment .
" Once you are on the right track we can see about making you an American so Christ can really love you."
What about half-Americans? I was born there, and have citizenship, but I'm also a Canadian, and possibly in the future I'll have New Zealand citizenship as well. Does Christ love CA and NZ?
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Christ love New Zealand? Friend, have you any knowledge of that God forsaken rock? Pastor Pistle believes that New Zealand is even worse than Norway and Australia. Apart from the extraordinary sinfulness of its inhabitants the place itself is a navigation hazard and should be used as a nuclear waste dump and then sunk.
New Zealand was the first country in the world to give in to feminazis and allow women the vote. It has been down hill ever since. The New Zealand parliament was the first in the word to have an out-of-the-closet transexual MP (to say nothing of the suspicions there must be about the gender of the PM).
The New Zealand Labour Party that has been in power for three terms is a pinko leftist socialist commie government that has refused to help the Godly Americans in Iraq in their righteous war against the enemies of Jesus; which has legislated that the abomination of unnatural unions -- men with men and women with women -- should carry the same legal status as the Godly institution of marriage; which has legislated that sodomy is acceptable behaviour; which, to paraphrase the words of Sister Tinny describing the most base of liebrals, "encourages all women, whether pregnant or not, to have abortions; and which takes money off good Christian folk and gives it to the dregs of society" -- in particular to the savages who have been given the same rights as honest and decent white people.
I could go on, and on. And, needless to say, the appalling wickedness of the New Zealand government is matched only by licentiousness and depravity of the population. Debauchery of the most vile kind is seen as normal in these Satanic isles. (The presence the Good Sisters of Landover on these boards prevents me going into more detail.)
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 03:20 AM
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ah.. we have the free will to do as we are told.
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We have free will. This means that we may do as we are told, or we may not. Whatever the case the Lord knows in advance what we are going to do.
But this is a difficult concept and there is no need for you to bother your little female head about it. It is conceptually to difficult for the female mind to grasp and you should just listen to what the Pastors tell you.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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03-24-2007, 04:35 PM
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But this is a difficult concept and there is no need for you to bother your little female head about it. It is conceptually to difficult for the female mind to grasp and you should just listen to what the Pastors tell you.
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It has been my experiece that men who refer to "little female heads" have issues with the size of their male heads.
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03-24-2007, 05:05 PM
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It has been my experiece that men who refer to "little female heads" have issues with the size of their male heads.
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And it is the view of all civilised and reasonable people that women with experience of more than one "male head" are all unsaved harlots who have destroyed their purity and thus have little or no chance of ever finding a Godly man to marry them and direct their lives towards Christ.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-24-2007, 06:31 PM
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And how is turning my life over to someone else taking responsibility for myself?
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Before taking responsibility for yourself, have you asked if you know yourself?
Do you know who you are?
Some say that you are of Two parts: An evil, dirty, sinful body and mind (created by God) and a pure, good, loving spirit (created by God). If you are Two, you are God's creation, His image, and live for and at His pleasure, either in accordance with or in opposition to His will.
Some say that you are of only One part; that "you" are a unique combination of experience, sensation, memory, perception, and choices, both conscious and unconscious. If you are One, you simply are. As One, you create yourself in whatever image you choose, and attach definitions* to yourself.
Are you Two, or are you One?
*See http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/define
Among other synonyms for "define", we find: confine, enclose, fence in, limit, restrain, restrict, wall in. How do you define yourself?
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03-24-2007, 11:04 PM
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Some say that you are of only One part; that "you" are a unique combination of experience, sensation, memory, perception, and choices, both conscious and unconscious. If you are One, you simply are. As One, you create yourself in whatever image you choose, and attach definitions* to yourself.
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aww for the love of jeezus...
Can we stop all this new age, hocus-pocus, one unconcious conciousness stuff. Makes me dizzy. Love Jesus or burn in hell; it's that simple. Friend, was your mother drinking during her pregnancy?
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Re: Is Your Child A Goth? -
03-25-2007, 12:22 AM
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aww for the love of jeezus...
Can we stop all this new age, hocus-pocus, one unconcious conciousness stuff. Makes me dizzy. Love Jesus or burn in hell; it's that simple. Friend, was your mother drinking during her pregnancy?
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Was he talking about some Carl Jung-type "collective unconscious" thing?
I thought he just meant that some of our decisions are conscious and some are unconscious.
No?
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03-25-2007, 04:26 AM
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Some say that you are of Two parts: An evil, dirty, sinful body and mind (created by God) and a pure, good, loving spirit (created by God). If you are Two, you are God's creation, His image, and live for and at His pleasure, either in accordance with or in opposition to His will.
Some say that you are of only One part; that "you" are a unique combination of experience, sensation, memory, perception, and choices, both conscious and unconscious. If you are One, you simply are. As One, you create yourself in whatever image you choose, and attach definitions* to yourself.
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I don't believe that the body is inherently evil, dirty, or sinful. We choose what actions our bodies will perform. So I guess in your either/or world, that makes me One. I simply am. i choose what actions I will take. I choose how I will respond to events that happen to me. And yes, those events and choices have a majr role in shaping who I am.
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03-25-2007, 04:31 AM
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And it is the view of all civilised and reasonable people that women with experience of more than one "male head" are all unsaved harlots who have destroyed their purity and thus have little or no chance of ever finding a Godly man to marry them and direct their lives towards Christ.
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Actually, I'm happily married to a wonderful man who does not try to determine my spiritual path for me any more than I would try to determine his for him. He has his path, I have mine. Sometimes they overlap, sometimes they parallel, and sometimes they cross. And it's all good.
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03-25-2007, 04:35 AM
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I don't believe that the body is inherently evil, dirty, or sinful. We choose what actions our bodies will perform. So I guess in your either/or world, that makes me One. I simply am. i choose what actions I will take. I choose how I will respond to events that happen to me. And yes, those events and choices have a majr role in shaping who I am.
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What else shapes who you are? Is the rest inborn? Did it come from God?
Since you think I propose an either/or world, what other options do you see? I'm interested to hear.
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03-25-2007, 05:04 AM
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What else shapes who you are? Is the rest inborn? Did it come from God?
Since you think I propose an either/or world, what other options do you see? I'm interested to hear.
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I think we're born pretty much a blank slate. Our responses to initial experiences are shaped to a large extent by what we are taught by parents. As we mature and our circle of acquaintances expands, we have more experiences, and we learn more possible ways to respond. We choose which of the possible responses we will use.
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03-25-2007, 05:14 AM
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I think we're born pretty much a blank slate. Our responses to initial experiences are shaped to a large extent by what we are taught by parents. As we mature and our circle of acquaintances expands, we have more experiences, and we learn more possible ways to respond. We choose which of the possible responses we will use.
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All this buddhist-esque psychobabble about "being" is all very well and good, but God tells us that sin is of the world, it is evil, and we should SOaR. That is, SUPPRESS, OPPRESS, and REPRESS!
Do you want to go to Heaven, BABs? Or do you want to "feel good" and be all "guilt-free" on the fast train to infinite punishment for your finite sins?!
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03-25-2007, 05:19 AM
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All this buddhist-esque psychobabble about "being" is all very well and good, but God tells us that sin is of the world, it is evil, and we should SOaR. That is, SUPPRESS, OPPRESS, and REPRESS!
Do you want to go to Heaven, BABs? Or do you want to "feel good" and be all "guilt-free" on the fast train to infinite punishment for your finite sins?!
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Since I don't believe in infinite punishment, feeling good and guilt free works for me.
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03-25-2007, 05:32 AM
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Since I don't believe in infinite punishment, feeling good and guilt free works for me.
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Typical atheist amoral gibberish. As long a nigra serial rapist cannibal "feels good" about his depravity, why then that's fine with you, right? God knows they aren't capable of experiencing anything like human guilt.
Thank God we have the Holy Bible to guide us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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