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Default Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-03-2012, 10:27 PM

God hates scuba divers, and so do we.

Scuba divers are an evil cult who's only wish is to make America abandon God and start having anal sex. Some reasons why God hates scuba divers:

1.
Scuba divers are breathing under water for a longer time than God intended humans to be able to breath under water, and on their feet they were plastic swimfins, an extension of the human feet that makes them able to do things that God did not intend them to do when He created them. Scuba divers are playing God.

2.
Male scuba divers are gay rubber fetishists, is there really much difference between this:


And this?


3.
Many female scuba divers are scantly clad whores:


4.
Many scuba divers are pro-animal rights, even though there is no such thing as animal abuse, they also like to have sex with dolphins


Evil scuba diver doing to sign of satan:
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-03-2012, 11:10 PM

Sorry but can you show some BCV for this? Lol.
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Angry Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-03-2012, 11:13 PM

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Sorry but can you show some BCV for this? Lol.
Friend, we do not want to see anyones BVD's or other under garment. We only want to Save the world from Satan's temptations.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-03-2012, 11:15 PM

BCV = book, chapter, verse.
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-03-2012, 11:19 PM

Please read your Bible. I know you are just a woman but that excuse gets tiresome:
Deuteronomy 22:9-11
9 Thou shalt not sow thy vineyard with divers seeds: lest the fruit of thy seed which thou hast sown, and the fruit of thy vineyard, be defiled.
10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.


Galatians 3:26-29
26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
27 For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.
28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-03-2012, 11:27 PM

Ahh, divers, got it.
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-04-2012, 01:15 AM

All True Christians™ are 100% Biblically correct.

You should be cleaning/cooking or reading the Bible to your spawn, not frittering your mind about things that are obviously beyond your comprehension.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-20-2012, 12:58 AM

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God hates scuba divers, and so do we.

Scuba divers are an evil cult who's only wish is to make America abandon God and start having anal sex. Some reasons why God hates scuba divers:

1.
Scuba divers are breathing under water for a longer time than God intended humans to be able to breath under water, and on their feet they were plastic swimfins, an extension of the human feet that makes them able to do things that God did not intend them to do when He created them. Scuba divers are playing God.

2.
Male scuba divers are gay rubber fetishists, is there really much difference between this:


And this?


3.
Many female scuba divers are scantly clad whores:


4.
Many scuba divers are pro-animal rights, even though there is no such thing as animal abuse, they also like to have sex with dolphins


Evil scuba diver doing to sign of satan:
Wait, okay, let me get this straight then.

America is God's country, of course.

That means our military is God's military, and his soldiers.

Seal Team Six is part of the military, and thus is God's.

Seal Team Six is trained to dive and use diver gear.

Does this mean that the military would be practicing satanic behavior?
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Angry Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-20-2012, 01:55 AM

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Wait, okay, let me get this straight then.

America is God's country, of course.

That means our military is God's military, and his soldiers.

Seal Team Six is part of the military, and thus is God's.

Seal Team Six is trained to dive and use diver gear.

Does this mean that the military would be practicing satanic behavior?
Friend, to do Gods work, many of us must place ourselves in the direct threat of danger. How dare you insinuate those strapping men, taught muscles and steely eyes, are anything but pure blood Christians!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Friend, to do Gods work, many of us must place ourselves in the direct threat of danger. How dare you insinuate those strapping men, taught muscles and steely eyes, are anything but pure blood Christians!
I must warn you brother that the way you described those men could be considered homosexual . Of course, I would suppose that you have a great argument against the fact that I made.
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I must warn you brother that the way you described those men could be considered homosexual . Of course, I would suppose that you have a great argument against the fact that I made.
You're the only one around going on about homosexuality...and how DARE you insult Brother Hutchins. A shining example of a True Christian™ heterosexual man.

Remember buddy, this is our house, not yours. If you are not here to get Saved, then move along.

Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

...but first apologize to Brother Hutchins you damned queer.
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-20-2012, 11:48 PM

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I must warn you brother that the way you described those men could be considered homosexual . Of course, I would suppose that you have a great argument against the fact that I made.
Hold your tongue young heathen,
Brother James is as straight as a laser guided sniper scope.
(he has many legitimate sons unlike yourself)

You seem to forget your place here.

a man becomes muscular doing Our Lords work everyday protecting our lands and seas from trolls and other abominations.

Yourself became muscular (left side only) from your evil and sinful behaviour.

apologize to your elder young man


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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-20-2012, 11:56 PM

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...Yourself became muscular (left side only) from your evil and sinful behaviour...
Not necessarily.

Ambidextrous FTW.


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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 12-22-2012, 03:16 AM

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You're the only one around going on about homosexuality...and how DARE you insult Brother Hutchins. A shining example of a True Christian™ heterosexual man.

Remember buddy, this is our house, not yours. If you are not here to get Saved, then move along.

Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

...but first apologize to Brother Hutchins you damned queer.
He would be shinier if he shined his head a bit Also, yes, I am strange, as the proper usage of queer would be. An example would be "Hm...it wasn't supposed to rain, yet it did. How queer" This would indicate that it was strange for it to rain. I bold, italicized, and underlined that for you to see. After all, it is a Christian man's duty to help the helpless, is it not?
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Default Re: Scuba divers: un-Christian perverts who hates God - 01-13-2013, 06:29 AM

that girl in the picture isnt doing a sign to satan shes doing a taylor gang or die sign mayne she dont screw around but idk maybe im seeing things im to stoned


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