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Christians Don't want Gays Killed, We just want them Alive on Our Terms -
06-24-2016, 04:14 AM
Ever since the Pulse gay club shooting in Orlando, conservative Christians have been under attack by secular liberals who seek to cast us and our religious convictions as part of the problem.
Just because the Holy Bible, which we believe is the literal word of GOD in Heaven, says that homosexuals are abominations (Leviticus 18:22) and should be executed (Leviticus 20:13) doesn't mean we Christians want to see them be killed!
Yes, we do believe they deserve to be killed for being gay, but that hardly qualifies us as homophobic. After all, the Bible teaches that all humans who don't accept CHRIST deserve to die. Does it make me a sociopathic misanthrope for agreeing wholeheartedly? Of course not!
As a True Christian, I greatly value the lives of homosexuals. Why else would I have spent so much time urging friends and family to get out and vote to restrict the basic freedoms of gays if I didn't want them to be alive to witness our righteous condemnation via popular vote of their putrid lifestyles?
True Christians everywhere have worked diligently since before even the Stonewall Riots to ensure that gays will never lead happy, fulfilled lives with their romantic partners, so that they will see without distraction the appeal of GOD's love and His power to forgive.
To merely butcher homosexuals on the street is not only a senseless waste of life, it is a waste of more than 50 years of worthwhile subjugation of gays to criminal status and second-class citizenship.
Anyone who says this isn't True Christian compassion and Republican love at its finest has clearly never read the Bible or is a gay-sympathizer who needs a little more righteous persuasion to see the truth.
I pray that JESUS grants you homosexuals the wisdom to discern which of the many religions that call for your extermination is the One True Religion that loves you.
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Re: Christians Don't want Gays Killed, We just want them Alive on Our Terms -
06-24-2016, 07:43 AM
Amen Bob4God - your deeply moving message of hope should inspire us all. It is giving the sinning homer a chance to find Jesus, and at the same time we need to protect our children from the wages of sin - a win-win for everyone.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Christians Don't want Gays Killed, We just want them Alive on Our Terms -
06-27-2016, 09:47 PM
I've always thought that creating homo reservations in Antarctica would be a humaine solution to the exploding fag population in America....of course, relocating that many perverts into the proximity of vast herds of nubile, tight buttoxed penguins would be like trying to put out a fire with gasoline...
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Re: Christians Don't want Gays Killed, We just want them Alive on Our Terms -
07-10-2016, 04:56 PM
Why are you so stupid? The bible says "They shall surely be put to death", not "They deserve to die".It means that they would be killed if found out, not they should die. Try to read properly, as it seems you can't. If you still don't see it, go to school again. That is, if you did go to school because it is unlikely you did.
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Re: Christians Don't want Gays Killed, We just want them Alive on Our Terms -
07-10-2016, 06:02 PM
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Why are you so stupid? The bible says "They shall surely be put to death", not "They deserve to die".It means that they would be killed if found out, not they should die. Try to read properly, as it seems you can't. If you still don't see it, go to school again. That is, if you did go to school because it is unlikely you did.
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Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm curious, what does a Jew like yourself think "their blood shall be upon them" means? Normal people understand that in reality it means, "they're asking for it." A man having sex with another man is like sending out the Batman beacon into the clouds. Only the beacon isn't the image of Batman, and reaches all the way up to Heaven where Jesus is forced to watch the grunting, thrusting, sloppy assault. But you're missing the big picture. We are compelled to show you forgiveness and to encourage you to join us! Wouldn't you rather we be friends? Can't we all just get along?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Christians Don't want Gays Killed, We just want them Alive on Our Terms -
07-10-2016, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by homosexual_jew
Why are you so stupid? The bible says "They shall surely be put to death", not "They deserve to die".It means that they would be killed if found out, not they should die. Try to read properly, as it seems you can't. If you still don't see it, go to school again. That is, if you did go to school because it is unlikely you did.
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Welcome homosexual-jew---You are yet another visitor here who begins a sentence with the words, "It means.." We don't really care what you think "it means". We are only interested in what the Bible actually says. You will find the True Christians™ here follow this practice with the utmost integrity.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Christians Don't want Gays Killed, We just want them Alive on Our Terms -
07-10-2016, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by homosexual_jew
Why are you so stupid? The bible says "They shall surely be put to death", not "They deserve to die".It means that they would be killed if found out, not they should die. Try to read properly, as it seems you can't. If you still don't see it, go to school again. That is, if you did go to school because it is unlikely you did.
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Surely you don't think GOD would order someone put to death if they didn't deserve it.
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