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What do you guys find wrong with people having different religion -
10-10-2007, 10:17 PM
Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...
Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-10-2007, 10:26 PM
It must be so lonely in your head.
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-10-2007, 10:28 PM
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Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...
Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.
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We find all other religions wrong because they are pure evil.
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-10-2007, 10:36 PM
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Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...
Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.
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Too bad you don't have the guts to stick around longer, Falsic!
There have been miracles here, you know, there have been heathen trash who've accepted the real JESUS and have got Saved™!
But what would your sorry butt know about such things?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-10-2007, 10:37 PM
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Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...
Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.
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This is a dumb question.
It's on par with: "Why do you guys find it wrong to cut off your arms with a chainsaw?"
Because we don't want anyone to hurt themselves, that's why!
Those false beliefs will lead it's adherents straight to hell.
And with us being kind and compassionate Christians, we don't want people to go to hell.
Therefore we warn them of their errors and urge them to repent and come to Jesus Christ, thereby gaining life eternal in Paradise. Praise God!
And only an evil atheist could find this wrong in any way.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-10-2007, 10:41 PM
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This is a dumb question.
It's on par with: "Why do you guys find it wrong to cut off your arms with a chainsaw?"
Because we don't want anyone to hurt themselves, that's why!
Those false beliefs will lead it's adherents straight to hell.
And with us being kind and compassionate Christians, we don't want people to go to hell.
Therefore we warn them of their errors and urge them to repent and come to Jesus Christ, thereby gaining life eternal in Paradise. Praise God!
And only an evil atheist could find this wrong in any way.
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Am I odd if I'm fine with just enjoying life, then dying and staying dead?
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-10-2007, 10:45 PM
And I just find it wrong how you insult lifestyles/mongoloids or people with deformities.
Seriously, genetics.
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10-10-2007, 10:50 PM
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Am I odd if I'm fine with just enjoying life, then dying and staying dead?
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You're odd if you actually believe that's what's going to happen.
Seriously, why do you atheists insist that if you simply doesn't believe in something -
It will cease to exist?
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And I just find it wrong how you insult lifestyles/mongoloids or people with deformities.
Seriously, genetics.
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And we care so much about what you, some swedish homosexual atheist THINK, that we will discard everything God has to say..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-10-2007, 10:52 PM
Retards are abominations unto the Lord.
Punishment for the parents being filthy sinners or having a bad bloodline.
The parents are sinners so they are cursed with a substandard kid. It's not like we're rebuking real children, just the retarded ones.
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10-10-2007, 10:56 PM
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Retards are abominations unto the Lord.
Punishment for the parents being filthy sinners or having a bad bloodline.
The parents are sinners so they are cursed with a substandard kid. It's not like we're rebuking real children, just the retarded ones.
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Funny. One of my friends(annoyingly christian) had a deforme dbrother, and he rparents were raised christian and are christian.
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10-10-2007, 10:59 PM
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Funny. One of my friends(annoyingly christian) had a deforme dbrother, and he rparents were raised christian and are christian.
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FALSE Christians, that is.
Thanks for providing more proof that God hates FALSE so-called Christians who only know John 3:16..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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10-10-2007, 10:59 PM
I'm Scottish, actually. And straight, although I think homosexual men are much more fun to have sex with. And the swedish men are pretty nice, odd accents however.
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10-11-2007, 03:01 AM
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I'm Scottish, actually. And straight, although I think homosexual men are much more fun to have sex with. And the swedish men are pretty nice, odd accents however.
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Scottish! GET OUT OF HERE YOU HAGGIS-BUTT!
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10-11-2007, 04:35 AM
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Scottish! GET OUT OF HERE YOU HAGGIS-BUTT!
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Haggis? Never tasted that. I'm afraid you stereotype too much.
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10-11-2007, 04:39 AM
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More fun to have sex with.
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WTH?
I said to talk with you little... Wow, that's actually very funny.
xD Good sense of humour. Anyhow, ta.
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10-11-2007, 02:24 PM
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WTH?
I said to talk with you little... Wow, that's actually very funny.
xD Good sense of humour. Anyhow, ta.
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Freudian slip, eh?
Jesus can help you get rid of these fag fantasies you keep locked up inside you..
BTW I've decreased the space you used in your last two posts.
Seriously, one empty line between statements is enough.. You don't need four.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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10-11-2007, 02:42 PM
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Haggis? Never tasted that. I'm afraid you stereotype too much.
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Alright then, get out of here you deep-fried-buckfast-and-smack-butt! Happy now?
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10-11-2007, 02:47 PM
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Alright then, get out of here you deep-fried-buckfast-and-smack-butt! Happy now?
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Actually, that sounds rather like McDonalds....
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10-11-2007, 06:39 PM
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Am I odd if I'm fine with just enjoying life, then dying and staying dead?
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I can't imagine such a dull and boring existence, odd-bod ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli -
10-11-2007, 06:48 PM
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Funny. One of my friends(annoyingly christian) had a deforme dbrother, and he rparents were raised christian and are christian.
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What's funny about it? Are you a Nazi?
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