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Default Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 04-21-2016, 06:52 PM

It was just yesterday that it occurred to me to pray to the Lord to smite Prince, the negro sex-deviant for a long career promoting sexual ambiguity and singing in a high-pitched voice. Behold when I logged into my computer today I read that he was found stone-cold dead. This is further proof that Jesus listens to our prayers and delivers HUGE victories to his favorite people (American Baptist Christians). Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-26-2018, 07:40 PM

Hey Can You Pray For Me ? Heres My Prayer Request : Can you pray for me ? Can you pray that your prayer will be answered and not hindered and will go through and won’t be denied and anything and everything can and will not stop this prayer and no forces or evil forces and the devil as well can not stop this prayer,nothing nothing at all.

And that God would have mercy on me and answer these prayer request and would and will want to answer my prayer requuhests and will for sure and that they will not return back void, that my prayer requestes will be heard and answered and fulfilled, done

Can you pray that whatever is stopping me,blocking me,and hindering me everything and etc and all will be removed,deleted,destroyed out my life and the devil and whatever his works is and everything that comes from him out of my life.

And can you pray that the curses l put on my head internally and on my whole head externally accidentally (because l wasn’t thinking good thoughts all the time l think bad thoughts sometimes)will be removed off and that my health will return 100%. And that all sickness,illnesses all and etc will leave me and be off me and that l am healthy inside and out,and nothing’s wrong with me.

And that my life is fixed and restored 100%.

And that life is restored unto me


And that lll be able to say the Christian baptist sinners prayer and when l do l will feel the Holy Spirit come into me and lll be saved

And lll be able to have faith and get my prayers answered all the time every time endless

And that god would fix and straighten out my life one hundred percent and put everything back in order one hundred percent and fine
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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-26-2018, 07:49 PM

I don't understand. Are you asking Dr. Toole to pray the LORD smites you like He did Prince upon the good doctor's request? Or that you become Saved and then God will listen to and heed your prayers about smiting girly-men sinners upon your request? Or is this a negro thing? We don't condone racism, dear. The fact that Prince was a negro was purely coincidental in Dr. Toole's request for smiting, I'm sure, but I don't want to speak for him of course.


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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-26-2018, 07:51 PM

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Grammar Nazi Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-30-2018, 01:08 AM

I may not be the smartest man in the world but I have read the Bible. A book that has been around since nearly the beginning of time and materially unaltered since states God is our creator. You'd think that if He was not real, the Bible would of been changed. You cannot deny that fact.



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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-30-2018, 04:13 AM

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Hey Can You Pray For Me ? Heres My Prayer Request : Can you pray for me ? Can you pray that your prayer will be answered and not hindered and will go through and won’t be denied and anything and everything can and will not stop this prayer and no forces or evil forces and the devil as well can not stop this prayer,nothing nothing at all.

And that God would have mercy on me and answer these prayer request and would and will want to answer my prayer requuhests and will for sure and that they will not return back void, that my prayer requestes will be heard and answered and fulfilled, done

Can you pray that whatever is stopping me,blocking me,and hindering me everything and etc and all will be removed,deleted,destroyed out my life and the devil and whatever his works is and everything that comes from him out of my life.

And can you pray that the curses l put on my head internally and on my whole head externally accidentally (because l wasn’t thinking good thoughts all the time l think bad thoughts sometimes)will be removed off and that my health will return 100%. And that all sickness,illnesses all and etc will leave me and be off me and that l am healthy inside and out,and nothing’s wrong with me.

And that my life is fixed and restored 100%.

And that life is restored unto me


And that lll be able to say the Christian baptist sinners prayer and when l do l will feel the Holy Spirit come into me and lll be saved

And lll be able to have faith and get my prayers answered all the time every time endless

And that god would fix and straighten out my life one hundred percent and put everything back in order one hundred percent and fine
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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-30-2018, 09:20 AM

Hi Vinny. I don't know you, but since you asked for it I would be happy to pray for you. The holy spirit is with us all, here, and I want you to be part of it, too. I'm not praying for you to be a gay, so I hope you weren't looking for that.


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Scared Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-30-2018, 12:25 PM

Please know that this post is deadly serious. Im gay. But I don't want to be gay. I was wondering if any of you lovely specimens could tell me how to get over my crush on my elderly science teacher? She is about 60 and I'm 28 so please I was wondering my fellow worshipers could spongebob be the cause of my erotic fantasies? Is it possible to pray, or even beat the gay away (thats not a kink I promise). Any suggestions would be great thanks!
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Please know that this post is deadly serious. Im gay. But I don't want to be gay. I was wondering if any of you lovely specimens could tell me how to get over my crush on my elderly science teacher? She is about 60 and I'm 28 so please I was wondering my fellow worshipers could spongebob be the cause of my erotic fantasies? Is it possible to pray, or even beat the gay away (thats not a kink I promise). Any suggestions would be great thanks!
Why don't you head over to the Introduction Forum and post there so we can get to know you? Once we know who you are, we can help you.


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Please know that this post is deadly serious. Im gay. But I don't want to be gay. I was wondering if any of you lovely specimens could tell me how to get over my crush on my elderly science teacher? She is about 60 and I'm 28 so please I was wondering my fellow worshipers could spongebob be the cause of my erotic fantasies? Is it possible to pray, or even beat the gay away (thats not a kink I promise). Any suggestions would be great thanks!
Hello and to our forum! To answer your question, if you were a Christian, praying would help, dear:

Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].

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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-30-2018, 05:36 PM

Proof is only the icing on the cake. Proof isn't necessary for salvation. The Bible speaks for itself! Christ's ultimate sacrifice is proof of our Faith. Jesus is here, there and everywhere! From the top of the highest mountain peak (Matthew 5:1)and in smallest jars of mustard!

Matthew 17:20

And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

When unbelievers ask for proof, I say to them, "First, show me your FAITH! Plant that little mustard seed in your heart and let it grow, and the more you crave for proof, simply ask for more FAITH!"
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Please know that this post is deadly serious. Im gay. But I don't want to be gay. I was wondering if any of you lovely specimens could tell me how to get over my crush on my elderly science teacher? She is about 60 and I'm 28 so please I was wondering my fellow worshipers could spongebob be the cause of my erotic fantasies? Is it possible to pray, or even beat the gay away (thats not a kink I promise). Any suggestions would be great thanks!
There are programs run by various church groups that offer help in refuting the gay demons within you. However, you must be very careful.


Some of these groups engage in psychological therapy in order to help people reclaim their heterosexuality. There are those who don't even believe that it's a matter of demon infestation. They have the idea that people can be programmed to reject homosexual urges, when in reality, people must be purged of such sinful ways.


Beware those Liberal "Christian" churches that believe in just prayer and rigorous training sessions without including the essential (and only truly effective) methods of corporal punishment and exorcism done by a qualified, non-Catholic, Pastor of the Baptist persuasion who follows the Bible to the letter.


Also Spongebob is not to blame. Satan is. Then Eve. Then the Liberal Homosexual Agenda. Then you. . . And probably your parents had something to do with as well.


You are likely just seeking a mother-figure in your obsession with your eldery professor. Everyone knows that 60 year old women are not attractive or desirable in any way.


They can no longer breed; therefore, God allows their faces and bodies to shrivel into gnarled tree-like creatures who are good for hanging wet laundry or chopping into firewood if they cause problems.


Why do you think most of the witches burned throughout history were old biddies? Nobody had to worry that they might be burning an unborn child or potentially fertilizable eggs in those cases.


Honestly, must I explain everything to you? Read the Bible and figure out what it takes to secure God's Favor and then you will gain understanding and resources for handling your "problem". (Presuming that you really do regard your feelings for some old hag to be such a thing.)


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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-30-2018, 05:50 PM

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...I'm 28...
And still in high school?

Yeah, your crush is the big problem here. Definitely.


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Default Re: Prayers answered! Proof that God exists - 01-30-2018, 06:17 PM

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And still in high school?

Yeah, your crush is the big problem here. Definitely.
Quite! He'd "crush" her!

But then, Mr. Moans, at his manly peak of thirty-two and not a day older (not that I would have complained!) courted me at the tender age of 14. Ma chaperoned of course.
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