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Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 09:34 PM
U.S. Representative for the great state of Missouri since 2001, and Senate candidate Todd Akin, of the House Science Committee, has come forth again with scientific knowledge that is once again being swept under the rug by the liberal media: Bill Nye is the cause of Hurricane Isaac!
Said Senator Akin during a Town Hall Meeting in Missouri,
"I think its pretty clear if you study the Bible that natural disasters are no accident. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because their people had sinned. And now we have an American city facing a similar fate. " Congressman Akin understands the direct correlation between the spiritual reality (sin) and the physical one:
"Look around us. We have gays in the military. Lesbians on the Supreme Court. Promiscuity in Hollywood and in music and on the streets. And now we have this guy ...what's his name...Bill Nye...we have this guy Bill Nye going around saying we can't teach the word of God to our children!"
"Is it any wonder we got an ungodly storm off our shores? How dumb do you have to be to think that's just a coincidence?"
The video in question follows below. I would strongly caution parents to avoid watching this video when children are present in the home. I would also strongly advice anyone to pray before beginning this video so the demons that have infected Bill Nye the Science Guy are not invited into your homes, where they will be legally allowed to wreak all kinds of havoc otherwise.
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For tirelessly protecting our rights as Christians to teach our children the LORD's Truth about Creation, and for protecting us against such evilution-terrorists such as Bill Nye the Science Guy, Congressman Todd Akin gets my vote for Landover Seal of Approval.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 09:53 PM
Wow. Just . . . wow.
I knew Bill Nye was evil, but this just takes the cake.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 10:05 PM
Science will do anything to try to disguise the truth that we can all see,
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Meteorologists tend to disagree with Akin's description of how weather works.
Todd Wallace, a leading researcher at Washington University in St. Louis says "There is simply no evidence that religious beliefs affect weather patterns. Storms like Issac hit the U.S. frequently and extreme weather is prevalent on every continent, regardless of the creed of its inhabitants."
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They must really think we are stupid
YIC
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-04-2012, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Meteorologists tend to disagree with Akin's description of how weather works.
Todd Wallace, a leading researcher at Washington University in St. Louis says "There is simply no evidence that religious beliefs affect weather patterns. Storms like Issac hit the U.S. frequently and extreme weather is prevalent on every continent, regardless of the creed of its inhabitants."
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That's a stupid statement Mr. Wallace. Surely if prayer can move mountains if can surely stear a hurricane:
Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-09-2012, 11:04 PM
There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-10-2012, 12:03 AM
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There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
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To whom are you responding, dear?
And welcome to our friendly forums.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-10-2012, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by WakeUpAmerica
There is NO POSSIBLE WAY you wrote that entire thing with a straight face.
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I'm sure that my dear Sister in Christ was weeping bitter tears as she wrote how Todd Akin's lone voice crying in the wilderness is ignored, while hurricanes drawn by Bill Nye's anti-God rhetoric batter our shores to an oozing, wailing pulp.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-13-2012, 09:01 PM
There goes MY childhood.
Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-13-2012, 10:00 PM
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There goes MY childhood.
Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
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Really?
Jonah 1:4 But the Lord sent out a great wind into the sea, and there was a mighty tempest in the sea, so that the ship was like to be broken.
You probably didn't notice because you haven't read the Bible. Idiot!!
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-13-2012, 10:04 PM
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There goes MY childhood.
Thanks alot. And, incase you didn't notice, no one can create a f-u-c-k-ing hurricane.
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The LORD GOD can, He can flood the whole earth if He wants to!
For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.~Genesis 7:4
Check and mate, atheist!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-14-2012, 04:42 PM
Is he the reason the hurricane hit or the cause? Because personally I would not want to piffle with the guy that CAN CONTROL HURRICANES!
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-14-2012, 04:54 PM
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personally I would not want to piffle with the guy that CAN CONTROL HURRICANES!
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That would be the LORD thy God.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-21-2012, 11:57 PM
Long time reader first time poster,
One thing i do not understand is why would God send the hurricane to us God Fearing Southerners, instead of those harlots and heathens in the north and Hellywood.
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-22-2012, 12:01 AM
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Long time reader first time poster,
One thing i do not understand is why would God send the hurricane to us God Fearing Southerners, instead of those harlots and heathens in the north and Hellywood.
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Sir/Madam, that is a good question.
THE LORD works in mysterious ways; perhaps they are allowed to live as an example of what not to be?
Only He knows... but I do agree they are long overdue for a reckoning.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-22-2012, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by MehrunesDagon
Long time reader first time poster,
One thing i do not understand is why would God send the hurricane to us God Fearing Southerners, instead of those harlots and heathens in the north and Hellywood.
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The LORD can discipline the north with blizzards, Hollyweird with earthquakes. The hurricane was used to draw attention to the blatantly satanic homoerotic massive orgy called "Southern Decadence."
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The arrival of Hurricane Isaac exactly seven years after Hurricane Katrina blasted New Orleans has some people wondering if there’s more to it than random chance, and suggesting the popular homosexual festival Southern Decadence may be part of a judgment from God.
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http://www.wnd.com/2012/08/eerie-bib...at_orig=faith/
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-22-2012, 02:53 AM
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Long time reader first time poster,
One thing i do not understand is why would God send the hurricane to us God Fearing Southerners, instead of those harlots and heathens in the north and Hellywood.
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One word: Titty bars!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 03:29 AM
Bill Nye the Blasphemy guy is the perfect example of a modern day heretic /false prophet and is clearly in cahoots with Satan himself. His petty appeal to reason is so cliche and proves absolutely nothing save the overwhelming ignorance prevalent throughout our ungodly scientific community.
The book of Genesis clearly and accurately describes the creation of the universe in a manner that makes absolute sense, whereas the theory of evolution does just the opposite. Humans transcending from monkeys? That's blasphemous! God clearly states human beings were created in His imagine, not monkeys!
Jesus Christ our Savior will show NO MERCY to this sad excuse of a man and to all of those who openly deny God's inspired word - *cough* Atheists *cough*
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I'm sure that my dear Sister in Christ was weeping bitter tears as she wrote how Todd Akin's lone voice crying in the wilderness is ignored, while hurricanes drawn by Bill Nye's anti-God rhetoric batter our shores to an oozing, wailing pulp.
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Are you an Akin fan? I'll be specific with my question. Do you believe what he said about a woman being raped and her body being able to block conception?
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 09:41 AM
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The book of Genesis clearly and accurately describes the creation of the universe in a manner that makes absolute sense, whereas the theory of evolution does just the opposite. Humans transcending from monkeys? That's blasphemous! God clearly states human beings were created in His imagine, not monkeys!
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Are you aware that these are two distinct subjects? And I've read Genesis and it says nothing about a singularity, inflation, the forming of matter, or particles.
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN
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Re: Bill Nye, High Priest of Cult of Evolution, Responsible for Hurricane Isaac -
09-25-2012, 09:49 AM
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Are you aware that these are two distinct subjects? And I've read Genesis and it says nothing about a singularity, inflation, the forming of matter, or particles.
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The creation of everything as outlined in Genesis would, by definition, include the creation of mankind.
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