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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-10-2012, 11:26 AM
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I was told to do the same thing twice
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I always teach the children that if they are lazy, they will burn in Hell. And then I start beating them on their bare bottoms with a rod until they scream harder than a fire alarm. If you are asked twice to show how much you love Jesus, you do it twice. If you are asked a thousand times to show how much you love Jesus, you do it a thousand times. And then you do it again and again because you love Jesus so much.
Loving Jesus means obeying His every command: John 14:15 "If ye love me, keep my commandments." This, of course, includes commands given to you in His name. So stop being lazy and start spreading His scripture around as if your life depended on it. Because it does.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-11-2012, 01:50 AM
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I always teach the children that if they are lazy, they will burn in Hell. And then I start beating them on their bare bottoms with a rod until they scream harder than a fire alarm. If you are asked twice to show how much you love Jesus, you do it twice. If you are asked a thousand times to show how much you love Jesus, you do it a thousand times. And then you do it again and again because you love Jesus so much.
Loving Jesus means obeying His every command: John 14:15 "If ye love me, keep my commandments." This, of course, includes commands given to you in His name. So stop being lazy and start spreading His scripture around as if your life depended on it. Because it does.
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You make a valid point. I apologize for my laziness. However, correct me if I'm wrong, you are also unsaved trash, just like myself. I'm fine with following orders from the others who have already proven themselves as True Christians but....who are you?
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-11-2012, 02:26 AM
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You make a valid point. I apologize for my laziness. However, correct me if I'm wrong, you are also unsaved trash, just like myself. I'm fine with following orders from the others who have already proven themselves as True Christians but....who are you?
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I'm glad to see you showing a bit of discernment, friend!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-13-2012, 10:32 AM
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How did a discussion on why marijuana is evil turn into a discussion on the gays being killed?
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All "gays" smoke weed.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-13-2012, 10:38 AM
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You make a valid point. I apologize for my laziness. However, correct me if I'm wrong, you are also unsaved trash, just like myself. I'm fine with following orders from the others who have already proven themselves as True Christians but....who are you?
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He isn't a suspected 'sand nigra'.
Exodus 21:20-21
20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
07-17-2012, 08:59 AM
Marijuana is bad for you, but so is chocolate, too much and you can have health problems. Sugar in general. Is it a sin to drink a nice glass of "sweet" tea, or a glass of chocolate milk? No! Is it so bad to smoke a nice joint every now and then? I don't think so.
I can almost guarantee that I will be labeled as "Unsaved trash" just because I promoted something a bunch of old "Holier than thou, Christians" like my mom, don't approve of.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
07-17-2012, 02:47 PM
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Marijuana is bad for you, but so is chocolate, too much and you can have health problems. Sugar in general. Is it a sin to drink a nice glass of "sweet" tea, or a glass of chocolate milk? No! Is it so bad to smoke a nice joint every now and then? I don't think so.
I can almost guarantee that I will be labeled as "Unsaved trash" just because I promoted something a bunch of old "Holier than thou, Christians" like my mom, don't approve of.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
07-21-2012, 10:56 PM
Some jigaboo is demanding that niggerweed be made legal. And taxed (so you just know he's a Democrat).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
07-21-2012, 11:00 PM
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Some jigaboo is demanding that niggerweed be made legal. And taxed (so you just know he's a Democrat).
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You can tell just by looking at that guy that he will never amount to anything.
Damned shiftless narcotics users.
Besides, you don't want to be all hopped up on maryjane when Jesus comes:
(1 Peter 4:7) "But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer."
YiC,
Zech
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-14-2015, 10:11 AM
Genesis 1:29 - Then God said: "Here I have given to you every seed bearing plant that is on the entire earth and every tree with seed-bearing fruit. Let them serve as food for you.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-14-2015, 10:20 AM
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Genesis 1:29 - Then God said: "Here I have given to you every seed bearing plant that is on the entire earth and every tree with seed-bearing fruit. Let them serve as food for you.
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Verily, God is great. He has given us seed-bearing hemp ( Cannabis sp.) as a healthy and nutrient-rich food.
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Hemp Seeds are a gift of God. They are the most nutritious seed in the world. Hemp Seeds are a complete protein. They have the most concentrated balance of proteins, essential fats, vitamins and enzymes combined with a relative absence of sugar, starches and saturated fats. Hemp Seeds are one of God's perfect foods - a Super Food. This is one of the most potent foods available.
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Of course, after the Flood (a bit further in Genesis) this was mostly replaced by Godly meats!
Now, what does this have to do with smoking? Nothing. It is about FOOD! You just want to seek out-of-context Biblical verses in a desperate attempt to justify your position. Jesus is not that easily tricked!
Jeremiah 13:25
This is thy lot, the portion of thy measures from me, saith the LORD; because thou hast forgotten me, and trusted in falsehood.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-14-2015, 10:30 AM
All you marijuana smokers are lazy bums.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-14-2015, 07:23 PM
It's a fact that smoking marijuana makes you more prone to domestic violence as well as turning you gay. Smoking marijuana if you're gay doesn't make you straight. This isn't homeopathy. This is God's Perfect Plan.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-14-2015, 07:51 PM
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Genesis 1:29 - Then God said: "Here I have given to you every seed bearing plant that is on the entire earth and every tree with seed-bearing fruit. Let them serve as food for you.
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Dear Lazy Bum Pot Smoking Degenerate:
Kindly go back to the beginning of this thread and READ what has already been posted. We have answered that verse a dozen times or more. READ BEFORE YOU POST, demon.
Also, please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
YIC,
Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-14-2015, 07:52 PM
All these pot smoking hippies pretend they want to grow the marijuana to wear the fibers or make it into paper or, like this one today, they want to eat it. What a load of malarkey. They want to smoke it. God gave us hemp to make hanging ropes, because they're scratchy. Why would anyone want to wear scratchy clothes? God gave us paper mills to make paper out of pine trees. Why would we want paper made out of weeds? If we wanted to eat little protein seeds, we could fill up on soy beans, but no one does that. Who would want to eat the marijuana seeds?
These degenerate hippies want to smoke the marijuana and they think if they can just get us to wear it or eat it, they will get some to smoke. God knows their sly tricks and they will be having to explain themselves one of these days.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-15-2015, 12:48 AM
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All these pot smoking hippies pretend they want to grow the marijuana to wear the fibers or make it into paper or, like this one today, they want to eat it. What a load of malarkey. They want to smoke it. God gave us hemp to make hanging ropes, because they're scratchy. Why would anyone want to wear scratchy clothes? God gave us paper mills to make paper out of pine trees. Why would we want paper made out of weeds? If we wanted to eat little protein seeds, we could fill up on soy beans, but no one does that. Who would want to eat the marijuana seeds?
These degenerate hippies want to smoke the marijuana and they think if they can just get us to wear it or eat it, they will get some to smoke. God knows their sly tricks and they will be having to explain themselves one of these days.
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Amen, only a demoniac reefer-fiend would use Genesis 1:29 to rationalize brutalizing his colon with a 14" dildo made of compressed hashish, swearing up and down he would eat it afterward...which he probably would, but the spirit of Gen 1:29 would be lost in the act, I believe.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-15-2015, 05:58 PM
Yes indeed its a sin. That's why they made it illegal. Plus it got rid of the Mexicans.
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-15-2015, 07:38 PM
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Yes indeed its a sin. That's why they made it illegal. Plus it got rid of the Mexicans.
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Well, it didn't do much good getting rid of the Mexicans in these parts. You must live in some place they don't have Mexicans. The North Pole, mayhaps?
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-17-2015, 01:13 AM
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Well, it didn't do much good getting rid of the Mexicans in these parts. You must live in some place they don't have Mexicans. The North Pole, mayhaps?
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At the rate those wetbacks keep sneaking into other peoples' countries, soon Mexico will be the only place in the world completely devoid of spics!
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Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? -
03-17-2015, 01:54 AM
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At the rate those wetbacks keep sneaking into other peoples' countries, soon Mexico will be the only place in the world completely devoid of spics!
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Amen to that, Brother. There's already hardly anyone left there but cocaine smelling gunmen and Arab terrorists.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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